Rocksteady teases Suicide Squad game

The layers of dogshit in this game just never end.

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Making Diana ugly to enforce the "strong woman" stereotype is retarded, and so is the trend of making women and men in video games ugly as shit because it's not "realistic". I'm more surprised they didn't go full butch and have Diana be weirdly super muscular with a buzzcut.
 
How boring are the boss fights? I feel like Western Devs don’t even try with those even more. There’s no spectacle, they don’t want shit to feel like a video game.
 
How boring are the boss fights? I feel like Western Devs don’t even try with those even more. There’s no spectacle, they don’t want shit to feel like a video game.
You shoot them until a health bar depletes and then they just die.

Flash - Shoot with speedforce bullets until he dies
Green Lantern - Shoot with yellow lantern bullets until he dies
Superman - Shoot with kyptonite bullets until he dies
Brainiac - Just Flash again for some reason but now there is a laser too. So just shoot until he dies

Only one that is slightly different is Batman where you roam around the batcave with Condemned 2 mannequins following you. And then it turns into you shooting a big batman until he DOESNT die, but is just knocked out so he can be killed worse later.
 
This game has met my expectations. Watching studios trip over themselves is becoming a spectator sport within its self these past few years. Everybody at Warner Brothers and Rocksteady from the top on down should be fired for this trash. All they have to do is hire people that fear losing their jobs and make them watch Batman: The Animated Series.

It looks like Metropolis was brainwashed before Brainiac showed up with that gay imagery. "Welcome to the Hall of Justice do you like men and do like to wear a dress?". The Joker looks like Alan Cumming. Wonder Woman looks like a man.

For a game that is a continuation of the Arkham series they should have given Batman a proper send off regardless if Batman is a clone or not. Since this was Kevin Conroy's last performance in the Arkham games they should have done it right.
 
You shoot them until a health bar depletes and then they just die.

Flash - Shoot with speedforce bullets until he dies
Green Lantern - Shoot with yellow lantern bullets until he dies
Superman - Shoot with kyptonite bullets until he dies
Brainiac - Just Flash again for some reason but now there is a laser too. So just shoot until he dies

Only one that is slightly different is Batman where you roam around the batcave with Condemned 2 mannequins following you. And then it turns into you shooting a big batman until he DOESNT die, but is just knocked out so he can be killed worse later.
You know they could’ve done something for the first boss fight where there’s a halfway cure or something so that the mind controlled person is pulling there punches and you can get a the rhythm of their combos. You could have Batman or Superman do that in phases, literally have him pleading to stop him before he reverts.

The Flashes villains are supposedly criminals who know when to make deals and have teamed up with the Flash when shit gets bad. You could if have them be temporary allies because they want to be the ones to kill him out of respect.

Green Lantern should have been the Fear Toxin one where both the Squad and the hero are having to deal with hallucinations.
 
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Man this game doesn't pull any punches, all the characters are so badass and edgy, no one is safe.

The Suicide Squad on Journalists
King Shark: "Journalism is one of the highest callings one can have! To inform others! To shed light on misdeeds! To gossip! Courtly gossip can mean the difference between life and death. Even in my home, the words of Lois Lane and Cat Grant are sacrosanct. I am honored to have been able to pass through [the Daily Planet ruins]."

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if this was written ironically then its one of the greatest lines of dialogue ever written in a videogame

and that's what im going to believe because the idea of someone writing this unironically fills me with indescribable rage
 
The layers of dogshit in this game just never end.

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Amazons have enslaved male children and committed outrageous acts of violence throughout their history

Lex: "They solved society's problems by eradicating toxic masculinity!"

What a load of dog snot!

"Toxic Masculinity" isn't even a First World problem. It is a completely fabricated issue that only 1% of the 5% of inner city women actually think about and continually pretend like anyone else cares about it. It's all based around men who "manspread" on fucking subway cars because they would prefer not to clench their ballsack between their legs.

This Lex is a fucking lame-ass soyboy. The real Lex would never utter the phrase "one of the good ones" unless it was a very snarky remark to Superman.

I also cannot think of a single time DC stuff, be it movies or shows and comics, depicted the Amazons as completely faultless. Even the Justice League cartoon called them out on their BS. The JLA go to Themyscira, save the Amazons and then afterwards Diana's mother is like, "Thanks, but you broke our laws so we gotta punish you."


I can't find the clip, but in the epsidoes when the League first forms, WW has this initial attitude that changes by the end of the two-parter.

Regardless, Sweet Baby did no research. Most likely they've never seen a single episode of the JLA cartoons.
 
Someone just notified me that after Harley shoots Batman, you can hear a spent casing fall to the floor.
Now, take a look at this picture briefly and consider the type of pistol Harley is using:
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For anyone familiar with firearms, have you spotted the problem with this?
 
Amazons have enslaved male children and committed outrageous acts of violence throughout their history

Lex: "They solved society's problems by eradicating toxic masculinity!"

What a load of dog snot!

"Toxic Masculinity" isn't even a First World problem. It is a completely fabricated issue that only 1% of the 5% of inner city women actually think about and continually pretend like anyone else cares about it. It's all based around men who "manspread" on fucking subway cars because they would prefer not to clench their ballsack between their legs.

This Lex is a fucking lame-ass soyboy. The real Lex would never utter the phrase "one of the good ones" unless it was a very snarky remark to Superman.

I also cannot think of a single time DC stuff, be it movies or shows and comics, depicted the Amazons as completely faultless. Even the Justice League cartoon called them out on their BS. The JLA go to Themyscira, save the Amazons and then afterwards Diana's mother is like, "Thanks, but you broke our laws so we gotta punish you."


I can't find the clip, but in the epsidoes when the League first forms, WW has this initial attitude that changes by the end of the two-parter.

Regardless, Sweet Baby did no research. Most likely they've never seen a single episode of the JLA cartoons.
But it's a whamen society and whamen can do no wrong hence it would be perfect! Lex Luther is super smarts and that's how he understands this! But he has a pee pee, so he does wrong :'(
 
This game also does the annoying thing of heavily referring to Superman as 'Kal-El' and treating him as an alien/God. I don't think he's ever called Clark in-game despite the fact that people seem to know that he was raised by the Kents in kansas.
You know they could’ve done something for the first boss fight where there’s a halfway cure or something so that the mind controlled person is pulling there punches and you can get a the rhythm of their combos. You could have Batman or Superman do that in phases, literally have him pleading to stop him before he reverts.

The Flashes villains are supposedly criminals who know when to make deals and have teamed up with the Flash when shit gets bad. You could if have them be temporary allies because they want to be the ones to kill him out of respect.

Green Lantern should have been the Fear Toxin one where both the Squad and the hero are having to deal with hallucinations.
Having all the Justice League already be brainwashed in the most boring manner (everyone turns into the same arrogant asshole with a different gimmick) kneecapped any potential interest or sense before the actual writing continues kicking the corpse. Literally everything would be more interesting if we started before the League is brainwashed:

Waller is simply using the squad to take advantage of Brainiac and the heroes distracting each other to steal tech.

The first half of the game is a slowly escalating conflict where the squad are just caught in the crossfire the heroes battle with Brainiac.

The characters are just assuming the league will save the day like always until Brainac reveals a brainwashed hero. You easily traverse the city and get on by because most of the
enemies are distracted, the league acting as your saftey net.

You get to see what these heroes are normally like, making you actually give a shit that they're brainwashed and killed later.

We have a 'oh shit' level spent watching each hero get taken down protecting each other and other people, including the squad.

Waller, and the players, have a tipping point of realizing that now the bumblers who've spent most of the game so far coasting on the league to succeed now have to save the day themselves.

Second half of the game is much more oppressive, enemies are aggressive and the brainwashed heroes all roam around their own districts as unbeatable enemies that you have to hide and manuver around until you have a way to beat them. Direct interactions with them should always be rare and the squad getting out by the skin of their teeth.

Each Leaguer struggles against the brainwashing, providing openings for the squad, explaining why the squad don't instantly get killed even with advantages, and makes for interesting potential interactions.

You could even have the squad being either inspired by the heroes they hate sacrificing themselves to save them, or pissed off that they owe those fucking do-gooders their lives depending if the you want the direction of anti-heroes or scumbags with pride (the game can't seem to decide which.)
Question. That Gotham Knights game how was that one? Especially compare to SS? I remember hearing it got mixed reviews
Gotham Knights can be decent-ish experience if you get it cheap, and I enjoyed it, but any praise I could give it comes with a long line of asterisks. The combat is an RPG-ified diet Arkham, traversal is slow and clunky, the story is somewhat hampered by you being able to switch between any character at any time (and there are some scenes where you'll be getting Tumblr Bat Family headcanon vibes), the Court of Owls storyline is a bad idea for an action RPG from the get-go, and the side-missions are clearly made with co-op in mind because you start running into bosses that have an obscene amount of health no matter how good your gear is (and I found out too late that most of Nightwing's later moveset is based around buffing and working with team mates you don't have if you're playing solo).

Yeah, it's better than SS, but that bar is fucking low. Playing the Arkham games again is always the right move.
 
Someone just notified me that after Harley shoots Batman, you can hear a spent casing fall to the floor.
Now, take a look at this picture briefly and consider the type of pistol Harley is using:
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For anyone familiar with firearms, have you spotted the problem with this?
I assume you mean the barrel coming from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top? There are actually real world revolvers that are designed this way. Check out the Chiappa Rhino for an example of this. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if the designer that put this in the game doesn't know anything about guns and put the barrel in the "wrong" spot.
 
I assume you mean the barrel coming from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top? There are actually real world revolvers that are designed this way. Check out the Chiappa Rhino for an example of this. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if the designer that put this in the game doesn't know anything about guns and put the barrel in the "wrong" spot.
When Harley fires her revolver, you can hear a shell casing hit the ground.

A revolver does not eject its shell casings when you fire one. They need to be removed manually.
 
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