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[behindyourightnow]

Source is "2020: shots fired", an alt-history timeline on SV

Look, I admit I am not particularly knowledgeable about war tactics and strategy. I did not even know what a "pillbox" was until I read that post and looked it up. But even my limited knowledge gave me the impression that in a conflict, you use your resources on attacking targets that you will gain something from. As in, gaining a base of operations in a crucial location, or seizing a chokepoint like a bridge or something. Or maybe there's hostages involved, or a weapons factory at the location. That kind of thing.

So why, exactly, would a militia (with far more limited resources than an army!) use its weapons and manpower attacking a llama ranch in rural Colorado? Is it even explained in this fantasy? Or is it just taken as given that trannies are the center of the universe, so of course they'll be the main characters in a civil war?

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

So why, exactly, would a militia (with far more limited resources than an army!) use its weapons and manpower attacking a llama ranch in rural Colorado? Is it even explained in this fantasy? Or is it just taken as given that trannies are the center of the universe, so of course they'll be the main characters in a civil war?

Ah, allow me to educate on leftist fiction. The left forms militias to protect their communities and livelihoods, the right forms militias to genocide trans minorities. Think of then as serving the same purpose as a roving band of orcs in a fantasy novel.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Look, I admit I am not particularly knowledgeable about war tactics and strategy. I did not even know what a "pillbox" was until I read that post and looked it up. But even my limited knowledge gave me the impression that in a conflict, you use your resources on attacking targets that you will gain something from. As in, gaining a base of operations in a crucial location, or seizing a chokepoint like a bridge or something. Or maybe there's hostages involved, or a weapons factory at the location. That kind of thing.

So why, exactly, would a militia (with far more limited resources than an army!) use its weapons and manpower attacking a llama ranch in rural Colorado? Is it even explained in this fantasy? Or is it just taken as given that trannies are the center of the universe, so of course they'll be the main characters in a civil war?

There's a lot of pillboxes on the Northumberland coast. Waiting for ze Germans that never came.

(background ruins=Dunstanborough castle)
I would never advise going inside one, wherever you find one.
They are always very, very pissy.
I feel really sorry for whoever had to sit out in those. The coastline is such an enormous stretch, if would just be you vs a never ending line of ships. Until the next little pillbox many, many miles away.

 

[curecanti88]

Look, I admit I am not particularly knowledgeable about war tactics and strategy. I did not even know what a "pillbox" was until I read that post and looked it up. But even my limited knowledge gave me the impression that in a conflict, you use your resources on attacking targets that you will gain something from. As in, gaining a base of operations in a crucial location, or seizing a chokepoint like a bridge or something. Or maybe there's hostages involved, or a weapons factory at the location. That kind of thing.

So why, exactly, would a militia (with far more limited resources than an army!) use its weapons and manpower attacking a llama ranch in rural Colorado? Is it even explained in this fantasy? Or is it just taken as given that trannies are the center of the universe, so of course they'll be the main characters in a civil war?

Yeah, it's "main character syndrome" paired with delusions of competence.

And the poor alpacas suffer for it.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Look, I admit I am not particularly knowledgeable about war tactics and strategy. I did not even know what a "pillbox" was until I read that post and looked it up. But even my limited knowledge gave me the impression that in a conflict, you use your resources on attacking targets that you will gain something from. As in, gaining a base of operations in a crucial location, or seizing a chokepoint like a bridge or something. Or maybe there's hostages involved, or a weapons factory at the location. That kind of thing.

So why, exactly, would a militia (with far more limited resources than an army!) use its weapons and manpower attacking a llama ranch in rural Colorado? Is it even explained in this fantasy? Or is it just taken as given that trannies are the center of the universe, so of course they'll be the main characters in a civil war?

If anything the troon ranch would destroyed by an airstrike from old WW2 era planes in what is basically a training run.
Drop a half dozen 500lb bombs and flatten the goddamn monstrosity.

Ah, allow me to educate on leftist fiction. The left forms militias to protect their communities and livelihoods, the right forms militias to genocide trans minorities. Think of then as serving the same purpose as a roving band of orcs in a fantasy novel.

Reality however, is quite different.
judeo-bolshevism attempted a violent revolution in Germany in the aftermath of WW1, but it was completely and utterly crushed by patriotic Freikorps formed from WW1 veterans.

 

[curecanti88]

If anything the troon ranch would destroyed by an airstrike from old WW2 era planes in what is basically a training run.
Drop a half dozen 500lb bombs and flatten the goddamn monstrosity.


Reality however, is quite different.
judeo-bolshevism attempted a violent revolution in Germany in the aftermath of WW1, but it was completely and utterly crushed by patriotic Freikorps formed from WW1 veterans.

If the footage from Ukraine is any metric to go by, the troon blockhouse would get drone'd with a cheap Chinesium quadcopter.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel really sorry for whoever had to sit out in those. The coastline is such an enormous stretch, if would just be you vs a never ending line of ships. Until the next little pillbox many, many miles away.

If you were invading, wouldn't you just, you know, walk between them?

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

If you were invading, wouldn't you just, you know, walk between them?

If an enemy avoids the better defenses at important locations (harbors and good landing beaches), they've already achieved their purpose. Much of the function of the rest of the network is just providing early warning. Actually delaying the enemy is a bonus.

 

[FinnSven]

Plus what they really don’t seem to get is that at best they had five or six half competent gun-Troons.

The average tobacco chewin, sister ridin, banjo twangin, inbred but extended family of earls could field a good score and possibly more cuzins, in laws and even called a truce with a feuding’ clan.

The tranch would simply be outnumbered and outshot, even if the earls were packing shotguns loaded with birdshot and .45 cavalry revolvers.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

If the footage from Ukraine is any metric to go by, the troon blockhouse would get drone'd with a cheap Chinesium quadcopter.

Toss a dozen at them for effect.

If you were invading, wouldn't you just, you know, walk between them?

Overlapping fields of fire should be present if the defenses were designed properly.

Plus what they really don’t seem to get is that at best they had five or six half competent gun-Troons.

The average tobacco chewin, sister ridin, banjo twangin, inbred but extended family of earls could field a good score and possibly more cuzins, in laws and even called a truce with a feuding’ clan.

The tranch would simply be outnumbered and outshot, even if the earls were packing shotguns loaded with birdshot and .45 cavalry revolvers.

The Free Colorado Militia would probably just use a drone to mark all the buildings and then rain artillery on this unholy place.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

“Them Alpaca spirits bin playin' havoc in the other place,” said Yellow Moon. “Sun Cloud Bird was in a trance, two days. E'en she can't bring 'em into line.”

“Sounds like a reservation problem to me,” said Earl.

A curl of Marlboro smoke, unwinding from between his barely-parted lips, wrapped itself around his drawl like a desert wind. He surveyed the buildings that were already falling into ruin. The piss-soaked carpets were like rancid animal pelts. The men he had instructed to drag them out had dropped them as soon as they were able, and run off, bent over and gagging at the stench. Three days under the sun and those carpets still weren't remotely dry.

He turned his attention to a barren patch where the livestock had been corralled. Already some of the bodies were pushing up through the parched topsoil as if even the earth didn't want them.

“Was a time you usedta sit out on dat porch o' yores wit yore rifle, snipin' at the ghost coyotes wen they come by,” said Yellow Moon.

“As I recall I killed your spirit guide like that.”

The indian spat on the burial ground. In hindsight, it occurred to him that he might have offended some spirit or other. He mashed the phlegm into the dust with the toe of his boot, exposing the fibres of a decaying pelt.

“Hell, whydya think I ain't never gone nowhere.”

 

[AnOminous]

Overlapping fields of fire should be present if the defenses were designed properly.

Like that was going to happen.

 

[AssignedEva]

Either they temporarily found somewhere to stay, or else there's trouble in paradise and some of the polycule are finally sick of Mr Seizures

Well, if people had "Loseryote got dumped by Jarrod's polycule" on your bingo card, looks like it was the case after all.
February 2nd:

(it's taking >2 hours to archive, so I'm not bothering with it because it's minor lore)
In full BPD splitting mode, loseryote is now claiming that his polycule said he's better off dead. I doubt they said that, but they probably did indicate that someone who kept switching alters and having psychotic breaks and seizures while self harming wasn't someone who was a natural fit for a bunch of people living off grid on a mountain. Then around Valentine's Day -


(archive)
"1 month 3 days" out of a breakup, so yeah he got dumped after meeting back up with the polycule. (For reference "my haj" means he's been talking to his toy IKEA Blahaj shark again, there's various selfies with it).
Rest of his twitter is like latter-day Kindness, multiple tweets per day with precisely zero engagement (he's also trying to plug a discord he's started).

Only point of note is he posted the worst case of cone moobs I've ever seen and then cried about it.

Spoiler: Cone moobs

I can't remember who could see Jarrod's tweets but I wonder if he's acknowledged this in the slightest.

 

[FinnSven]

Well, if people had "Loseryote got dumped by Jarrod's polycule" on your bingo card, looks like it was the case after all.
February 2nd:
View attachment 5731932
(it's taking >2 hours to archive, so I'm not bothering with it because it's minor lore)
In full BPD splitting mode, loseryote is now claiming that his polycule said he's better off dead. I doubt they said that, but they probably did indicate that someone who kept switching alters and having psychotic breaks and seizures while self harming wasn't someone who was a natural fit for a bunch of people living off grid on a mountain. Then around Valentine's Day -
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(archive)
"1 month 3 days" out of a breakup, so yeah he got dumped after meeting back up with the polycule. (For reference "my haj" means he's been talking to his toy IKEA Blahaj shark again, there's various selfies with it).
Rest of his twitter is like latter-day Kindness, multiple tweets per day with precisely zero engagement (he's also trying to plug a discord he's started).
View attachment 5731971
Only point of note is he posted the worst case of cone moobs I've ever seen and then cried about it.

Spoiler: Cone moobs

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I can't remember who could see Jarrod's tweets but I wonder if he's acknowledged this in the slightest.

Is it smart to allow people with depressive disorders to take estrogen?

I mean of course it’s not wise to interfere with hormone levels in general, but if someone already has BPD, then taking hormones which do make people more emotional is not a helpful move.

 

[M3xus]

It isn't, but it's "transphobic" to say that, so here we are. At least the people doing this are willing to document this nonsense on social media for us to laugh at.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Well, if people had "Loseryote got dumped by Jarrod's polycule" on your bingo card, looks like it was the case after all.
February 2nd:
View attachment 5731932
(it's taking >2 hours to archive, so I'm not bothering with it because it's minor lore)
In full BPD splitting mode, loseryote is now claiming that his polycule said he's better off dead. I doubt they said that, but they probably did indicate that someone who kept switching alters and having psychotic breaks and seizures while self harming wasn't someone who was a natural fit for a bunch of people living off grid on a mountain. Then around Valentine's Day -
View attachment 5731981
View attachment 5731938
(archive)
"1 month 3 days" out of a breakup, so yeah he got dumped after meeting back up with the polycule. (For reference "my haj" means he's been talking to his toy IKEA Blahaj shark again, there's various selfies with it).
Rest of his twitter is like latter-day Kindness, multiple tweets per day with precisely zero engagement (he's also trying to plug a discord he's started).
View attachment 5731971
Only point of note is he posted the worst case of cone moobs I've ever seen and then cried about it.

Spoiler: Cone moobs

View attachment 5731960View attachment 5731962

I can't remember who could see Jarrod's tweets but I wonder if he's acknowledged this in the slightest.

Pretty weak sauce for a so called suicidal mental.. Jus sayin.




A powerful screen cap.

 

[stupid frog]

You can get deeper cuts by mistake from your pet.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Is it smart to allow people with depressive disorders to take estrogen?

I mean of course it’s not wise to interfere with hormone levels in general, but if someone already has BPD, then taking hormones which do make people more emotional is not a helpful move.

That depends on your point of view, as a eugenics enjoyer I highly avow giving sexual deviants anything that will encourage them to kill themselves.

 

[SIGSEGV]

(it's taking >2 hours to archive, so I'm not bothering with it because it's minor lore)

Once you have a /wip/ link you can just use that, it'll redirect to the actual archive once it's finished. Not sure if you have to keep the tab open while it's archiving, though.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

(For reference "my haj" means he's been talking to his toy IKEA Blahaj shark again, there's various selfies with it).

Of fucking course it fucking does.