Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Spunt said:
Thing about multi-organ failure is that it's almost always a single organ that goes and then takes the others with it, sometimes within minutes.
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And that's why they usually can't single one out in particular when they put that on a coroner's report. They were all pretty fucked, and one of them set off the dominos.
 
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Breakin in the new phone with a nice layer of grease from BRATS
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I wonder what movie the boy heard the term "retard strength" in that caused him to adopt it as a core of his personality?
Does anyone feel like Jord has added a new drug to his usual rotation? There have been an influx of videos from him, since he broke his phone, where he has had some very bizarre high energy that feels unlike him. Some kind of upper maybe? Either that or he was just feeling good those days and I'm reading too much into things.
 
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Hennimore said:
I wonder what movie the boy heard the term "retard strength" in that caused him to adopt it as a core of his personality?
Does anyone feel like Jord has added a new drug to his usual rotation? There have been an influx of videos from him, since he broke his phone, where he has had some very bizarre high energy that feels unlike him. Some kind of upper maybe? Either that or he was just feeling good those days and I'm reading too much into things.
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Probably the latter. Where is he going to get drugs from? He doesn't have any friends, dealers would probably avoid the dude like the plague, he literally just goes outside to smoke now, and ordering off the dark web is probably way to much for the Boglim's head to figure out.
 
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THAT’S what lead you to believe it? It wasn’t the fact he felt compelled to make and wear a shirt proudly proclaiming he was “Anti-Rape”?
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It wasn't as high an indicator as ripping the face off a mock woman for keepsies because he hate fucked it to death, then hate fucking a child doll sent to him and throwing it in the bin when he was done. This of course happening far after a breakup that happened over rape comments. Yeah, the silly shirt was not high on the indication list for "this guy has dark rapey thoughts."
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It wasn't as high an indicator as ripping the face off a mock woman for keepsies because he hate fucked it to death, then hate fucking a child doll sent to him and throwing it in the bin when he was done. This of course happening far after a breakup that happened over rape comments. Yeah, the silly shirt was not high on the indication list for "this guy has dark rapey thoughts."
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The fact that he had to make and wear a shirt as a way to overcompensate a ton to deflect from the fact he thinks about rape so much is much more telling

Edit: to clarify it’s not the shirt but the idea he felt like he had to make and wear a shirt to tell the world how against rape he was. I think that gives a lot of insight into the thoughts going on in his head in an interesting way that he’s a) trying to combat them and b) afraid people are aware of them and has to deflect with a fucking t-shirt

The other shit is fucked but it’s more indicative of his own rage and shame for having to fuck a sex doll. Which is ironic considering he was trying to extort bitesize for $3400 for a sex doll
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Edit: to clarify it’s not the shirt but the idea he felt like he had to make and wear a shirt to tell the world how against rape he was. I think that gives a lot of insight into the thoughts going on in his head in an interesting way that he’s a) trying to combat them and b) afraid people are aware of them and has to deflect with a fucking t-shirt
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Option c) he's responding to constant messages and phone calls calling him a sicko and too retarded to figure out ignoring them makes them go away. So he just goes on these Chris Chan-esque rants deboonking the trolls all the time, complete with "subtle" cues like the custom shirt which is more reflective of his boglautism than anything.
 
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Option c) he's responding to constant messages and phone calls calling him a sicko and too retarded to figure out ignoring them makes them go away. So he just goes on these Chris Chan-esque rants deboonking the trolls all the time, complete with "subtle" cues like the custom shirt which is more reflective of his boglautism than anything.
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The guy mutters to himself about rape while masturbating. He did it when he was in a discord call and he did it when he jerked off on chaturbate for everybody to see. Hyping himself up when he’s jacking off to camwhores by saying “I’m a badass who hates rape” is different than ranting at the audience to counter trolls accusations.

The fact of the matter is whether it’s because people accused him of it enough or not he definitely has intrusive thoughts about rape and he has an ocd like compulsion to “counter” them by saying “fuck rape” or deny it or whatever else when they pop in his head
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The fact that he had to make and wear a shirt as a way to overcompensate a ton to deflect from the fact he thinks about rape so much is much more telling

Edit: to clarify it’s not the shirt but the idea he felt like he had to make and wear a shirt to tell the world how against rape he was. I think that gives a lot of insight into the thoughts going on in his head in an interesting way that he’s a) trying to combat them and b) afraid people are aware of them and has to deflect with a fucking t-shirt

The other shit is fucked but it’s more indicative of his own rage and shame for having to fuck a sex doll. Which is ironic considering he was trying to extort bitesize for $3400 for a sex doll
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So he made a shirt that literally said "I don't like rape it's bad" and you have some weird troll conspiracy theory how that's actually that he loves rape? He hates rape he hashtagged it. He's spreading rape awareness. #FuckRape
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I would agree if it stopped at him just making up stories about being a tough wizard boy and flexing his muscles., maybe saying some edgy boy things on the internet but he has had very candid moments where he's threatened to stab bartenders and his friend's sister and he's stabbed things around his house in anger. The sex doll is just another thing altogether, it's bad enough that you'd get one but that you'd fuck it and in your frustration destroy it, then cut it's face off with a knife and keep the face.
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This is exactly why I come here and read. Thank you for the amazing lore I never knew about. This makes comes look different for me now. I wouldn't say I see him as evil, this is very interesting though.

Some of you have been commenting on Josh's appearance. I disagree with your assessments and raise you that he resembles an NPC from fable 2. Like a male brothel worker from bloodstone with some clothes on or just your own fable 2 character with more corruption points and a goofy outfit.
 
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I don't know, I think it's pretty safe to say that Jord definitely has some pretty dark thoughts cross through his mind from time to time. I mean how many times has he randomly blurted out "Fuck rape" or "fuck sickos" with absolutely zero context behind it as if he is telling a voice in his head to fuck off? Also we have the time he said something to the tune of "the girls who all turned me down aren't going to die for a very long time". Of course we can't forget a Cobra classic: the fact that his GTA Online camera roll was filled with various pictures he had taken of dead NPCs that were exclusively all women. While I don't think the boy is a threat to anyone and is fairly harmless, I do think he represses some very sick thoughts but then again that can be said for just about anyone. We all have intrusive thoughts but the difference is that most of us don't have physical tells when they're happening like Josh.
Having said all that the Reddit fags that act like the boy is the next reincarnation of Dahmer are stupid and insane themselves. Jord is about as harmless as a fly and is far more likely to shut down during interactions with strangers than he is to cause them any harm.
 
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