Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

Having said all that the Reddit fags that act like the boy is the next reincarnation of Dahmer are stupid and insane themselves. Jord is about as harmless as a fly and is far more likely to shut down during interactions with strangers than he is to cause them any harm.

There is nothing insane or stupid about addressing the decades long behaviour that goes beyond weird and ventures into disturbing. It’s stupid to alog him over it but it is absolutely there for you to see if you want to look.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Listen trolls he may have cut the face off a sex doll one time but remember this: the Tactical Gentlemen uses the soap, doesn't try anything and waits patiently.

In all seriousness I will eat my words and take the L if Josh ever pulls a Chris Chan and becomes the sicko, but until that day I will continue to invoke Boglim's Razor: anything Josh says or does is more likely to be a reaction to external stimuli than it is to originate from his own empty gourd head.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You're going to have to refresh me on this one, because the last thing I remember involving Stephanie was her making fun of Cobra's cooking.

Either way, I'm going to say yes he was. The cooking shit was only 2 years ago, well within the period when he was getting sicko-baited. Maybe you should head over to the reddit if you wanna obsess about cobra's supposed obsessions with rape.

Edit: To all posters in this thread, please remember this very simple thing about Cobra next time you're going to make a post - Josh is a retarded alcoholic man who is literally being gangstalked by the only people on earth more loathsome than he is. This fact should be taken as context for the boglim's every action. I've made this exact point nearly verbatim hundreds of pages back, and yet it never seems to stick with people. Its not even about bog-guarding Josh, its about actually understanding why he does what he does instead of doing gay bad-faith reddit psychoanalysis.

Ah, since you’re new I’ll get you caught up on the lore back when Steph and Josh broke up in 2013 it was because she cheated on him and in response he threatened to rape her so she noped the fuck out of there. This was well before anybody was accusing him of shit and well before he had the number of gang stalkers.

Edit to add: I think we’re both correct. Josh probably has intrusive thoughts like anybody does but he obsesses over them and tries to counter them since it’s further exasperated by people constantly trolling and accusing him of things which creates more intrusive thoughts and makes him try even harder to counter them in a regarded rape catch 22. It’s kind of like a chicken and egg scenario. What came first? The intrusive rape thoughts or the accusations?

Some other sketchy shit he said but I don’t take much stock in cause it could just be him putting on his misguided badboy image is saying if your gf doesn’t put out to milestones her and jack off an cum in her in her sleep to get back at her. Which, I mean, again, not a thought that would occur to somebody who isn’t a little fucky

Edit 2: just to further clarify I don’t think Josh wants to rape anybody or would ever rape anybody. I just think he has intrusive thoughts about it which disturb him and he feels like he has to “counter” them. By saying “fuck rape” or muttering to himself “kill all sickos”

 

[lottalove]

The bare chest era still goin, he's really got the hots for the retarded scammer wow

Thankfully that situation will only ever be hypothetical because no woman can stand to be in his presence let alone drink alone with him

They're in a relationship, it's official!
At least she is. He didn't change his FB relationship status, but hearted the post.

 

[Slim Boglim]

They're in a relationship, it's official!
At least she is. He didn't change his FB relationship status, but hearted the post.
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Is it so over or are we so back?

Regarding (lol) Walt and Angie giving Josh pills I never believed he was getting painkillers. There is no way in hell they are giving Oxy's which are very hard to even get prescribed because of the opiate epidemic now to a boglim leech. Muscle relaxers? Yeah I could see that but not painkillers. I also think if Cobes had been mixing real painkillers with booze something really bad would have happened already.

The “Angie and Walt sell pills” thing cropped up on Reddit to explain why he spent so much time over there and because he was usually very drunk when he came back from there so redditors explanation was “he’s on pills” and that just became an accepted fact. If you asked anybody for evidence they would say “he’s really fucked up when he comes back from there”. Which of course is silly because the much more likely reason why he goes there is to drink their liquor when he doesn’t have his own as proven when he did a video of him raiding their liquor closet and because he can smoke inside.

He has talked about using pills but that was way back when AA was alive and it was muscle relaxers provided to him by AA who has now since biffed it. He made an offhand comment once about taking painkillers but he was also particularity manic and posturing and making all sorts of claims to appear like a badass villain so without any other evidence than an offhand comment I’m not going to take cobra at his word since it’s worth nothing

 

[fukkit]

Do you prefer manic cooking/foodhack josh or depressed alco faceplant josh?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Do you prefer manic cooking/foodhack josh or depressed alco faceplant josh?

Something I enjoy doing is watching Cobes' cooking vids when I'm having my lunch at work. Although I really hope that one day he goes the route of Uncle Rural Gourmet and start cooking offal, hooves, and cold blood creatures.

 

['Ole Dente]

They're in a relationship, it's official!
At least she is. He didn't change his FB relationship status, but hearted the post.
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This lady is doing all the work and putting all the effort forward. She wants to do it, she likes to do it, this is perfect for Josh who routinely puts no effort towards anything and never wants to, especially concerning women.

Bog & Boil is a match that I am hyped for.

 

[whogoesthere]

There is nothing insane or stupid about addressing the decades long behaviour that goes beyond weird and ventures into disturbing. It’s stupid to alog him over it but it is absolutely there for you to see if you want to look.

Scotties sister Caroline (I think her name was), he laughed with joy as he made her cry from mocking her two miscarriages. He also wanted to knock her the fuck out, whilst not being a stepdad to her kids who love him more than her.

I am not saying I think he is a smash and grab rapist, but I would not feel a woman is safe getting drunk around him.

 

[TheTourist]

I am not saying I think he is a smash and grab rapist, but I would not feel a woman is safe getting drunk around him.

I feel like much in the way CWC demonstrated their filth, the boglim would only really be a problem when with someone he has power over. Is cobes in a position like that with anyone? Just about any girl who WOULD get near him also has the capability of slapping the shit out of him for crossing boundaries, too. I ain't saying it's not possible, I'm ready to eat my words on this but I just don't see the boglim ever having that angle on anyone.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Scotties sister Caroline (I think her name was), he laughed with joy as he made her cry from mocking her two miscarriages. He also wanted to knock her the fuck out, whilst not being a stepdad to her kids who love him more than her.

I am not saying I think he is a smash and grab rapist, but I would not feel a woman is safe getting drunk around him.

I get what you guys mean but he can't spell miscarriage let alone truly know what that means. He's 30 something years old and still thinks girls will find him mysterious if he goes "bwahaha yeeeesth" when a storm happens. He can't externally understand the gravity of something like a miscarriage. He thinks mocking a miscarriage is the same as making fun of someone's big nose.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Scotties sister Caroline (I think her name was), he laughed with joy as he made her cry from mocking her two miscarriages. He also wanted to knock her the fuck out, whilst not being a stepdad to her kids who love him more than her.

I am not saying I think he is a smash and grab rapist, but I would not feel a woman is safe getting drunk around him.

Maybe in misremembering but I don’t think he directly said shit to her. She annoyed him and then he went and ranted about her miscarriage and attacking her later when he was all worked up and venting to the camera. As far as I’m aware at least he didn’t confront her in person at all. He does that a lot l. He gets confronted, folds like a wet towel, and then tries to act like he’s a tough badass to save face. It happened when the guy confronted him at the bar and he was near tears begging saying “dood leave me alone I’m autistic” and then when he left and was out of earshot he was talking big about how he’s lucky he didn’t stab him or fuck him up as if we all didn’t just see him almost crying cause somebody raised their voice at him. He’s a coward full of hot air

 

[ASeabear8952]

Ah, since you’re new I’ll get you caught up on the lore back when Steph and Josh broke up in 2013 it was because she cheated on him and in response he threatened to rape her so she noped the fuck out of there.

May I add he cheated on her with a pregnant woman for cigarettes.

 

[Slim Boglim]

May I add he cheated on her with a pregnant woman for cigarettes.

He cheated on her with a pregnant woman for cigarettes allegedly, that seems like a weird fake story. What sealed the deal in their relationship being over was she cheated on him with some bizarre sex cult polyamory guy because she wanted to try anal sex and Cobes wouldn’t put out so she cucked him to get assfucked. As part of the fallout of that and their ongoing fighting over it he “jokingly” threatened to rape her and she made the smart decision to get the fuck out of there

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Of course we can't forget a Cobra classic: the fact that his GTA Online camera roll was filled with various pictures he had taken of dead NPCs that were exclusively all women. While I don't think the boy is a threat to anyone and is fairly harmless, I do think he represses some very sick thoughts but then again that can be said for just about anyone. We all have intrusive thoughts but the difference is that most of us don't have physical tells when they're happening like Josh.

Stop. Anyone saying they don't enjoy shooting and running over niggers in GTA is lying.

 

['Ole Dente]

Maybe in misremembering but I don’t think he directly said shit to her.

You’re misremembering, Homeboy Scotty and the Kang were hanging out at Caroline’s, Scotty had promised to set up Josh with some fresh ‘tang that night but they got hung up because Caroline started her drama bullshit. Scots nephew Shaun was being a little asshole so Scot disciplined him, Caroline lost her shit and started smashing his stuff. It escalated and somehow Josh got involved and said:

“I’m glad your twins died in your stomach because how the fuck would be able to feed an additional two children when you already have three now and they’re starving because you can’t get a goddamn job.” (Not an invalid point from him tbh)

She started to cry and lose it, so they left and he made a video afterwards saying that he’s very glad he restrained himself because all “it wouldn’t take much for him to take out his knife and just start stabbing. It wouldn’t take much to lay her the fuck out.”

Clint forced him to go apologize much later. Again, this proclivity to want to stab and mutilate females is prevalent in his history if people want to look. This idea that he’s some innocent and harmless goober is a fiction created by people who just do not know about this stuff happening over and over.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Scotties sister Caroline (I think her name was), he laughed with joy as he made her cry from mocking her two miscarriages. He also wanted to knock her the fuck out, whilst not being a stepdad to her kids who love him more than her.

I am not saying I think he is a smash and grab rapist, but I would not feel a woman is safe getting drunk around him.

I think he wanted to stab her. Still just as stupid but I remember the tard doing a stream right after because Cunt told him the shit he was saying could be considered threatening and could get hime in trouble.

 

['Ole Dente]

I think he wanted to stab her. Still just as stupid but I remember the tard doing a stream right after because Cunt told him the shit he was saying could be considered threatening and could get hime in trouble.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I get what you guys mean but he can't spell miscarriage let alone truly know what that means. He's 30 something years old and still thinks girls will find him mysterious if he goes "bwahaha yeeeesth" when a storm happens. He can't externally understand the gravity of something like a miscarriage. He thinks mocking a miscarriage is the same as making fun of someone's big nose.

Nobody is that retarded to not understand the severity of a miscarriage. Unless the fuckwit literally doesn't know the definition of the word, then it's not hard to assume he used that as a way to cut deep. Just like with Floorlord, he went hard into him after kicking him out, calling him a faggot and saying he was raped by his uncle(?). He's not as retarded as most assume here. Yes, he can't hold down a job or write properly, because he's stupid as fuck, but even in the video posted below he admits he wanted to be a dick.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You’re misremembering, Homeboy Scotty and the Kang were hanging out at Caroline’s, Scotty had promised to set up Josh with some fresh ‘tang that night but they got hung up because Caroline started her drama bullshit. Scots nephew Shaun was being a little asshole so Scot disciplined him, Caroline lost her shit and started smashing his stuff. It escalated and somehow Josh got involved and said:

“I’m glad your twins died in your stomach because how the fuck would be able to feed an additional two children when you already have three now and they’re starving because you can’t get a goddamn job.” (Not an invalid point from him tbh)

She started to cry and lose it, so they left and he made a video afterwards saying that he’s very glad he restrained himself because all “it wouldn’t take much for him to take out his knife and just start stabbing. It wouldn’t take much to lay her the fuck out.”

Clint forced him to go apologize much later. Again, this proclivity to want to stab and mutilate females is prevalent in his history if people want to look. This idea that he’s some innocent and harmless goober is a fiction created by people who just do not know about this stuff happening over and over.

You are absolutely correct. “I told her I’m glad her twins died in her stomach cause how is she gonna afford to feed them when she already has 3 kids” Lol he’s right she didn’t even pay rent and lived with Scotty. Based cobra tellin’ it like it is. I’m team #glad4miscarriage #cobrawasright