Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

He looks like a fucking monkey without facial hair.

This monkey stumbles up behind you in the cat food isle of your local pet store and slaps your of-age, female, consenting, humanoid, alive, non-neophile, forever friend's ass. What do?

 

[Slim Boglim]

I don't know, I think it's pretty safe to say that Jord definitely has some pretty dark thoughts cross through his mind from time to time. I mean how many times has he randomly blurted out "Fuck rape" or "fuck sickos" with absolutely zero context behind it as if he is telling a voice in his head to fuck off? Also we have the time he said something to the tune of "the girls who all turned me down aren't going to die for a very long time". Of course we can't forget a Cobra classic: the fact that his GTA Online camera roll was filled with various pictures he had taken of dead NPCs that were exclusively all women. While I don't think the boy is a threat to anyone and is fairly harmless, I do think he represses some very sick thoughts but then again that can be said for just about anyone. We all have intrusive thoughts but the difference is that most of us don't have physical tells when they're happening like Josh.
Having said all that the Reddit fags that act like the boy is the next reincarnation of Dahmer are stupid and insane themselves. Jord is about as harmless as a fly and is far more likely to shut down during interactions with strangers than he is to cause them any harm.

I don’t think he’s an active threat to somebody in that I don’t think he’ll go out and attack somebody but I also don’t think he’s not capable of some heinous shit. Would Josh go out and track down a woman walking home at night and drag her in an ally to have his way? No, of course not.

Is there a chance if he is alone with woman getting drunk and she ends up blacked out, can’t stand on her own drunk he wouldn’t do some shit? Or if he’s with a girl who’s way drunker than him and clearly too fucked for any sound decision making he’d go along with her dubious consent and not really say “hey, you’re too drunk for this right now” Yeah, I don’t know how likely it would be but it definitely wouldn’t be a 0% chance. Let’s just say if I was with friends and a woman with us got too drunk and needed to go home I wouldn’t trust Cobes to be the one to escort her back to her place.

Thankfully that situation will only ever be hypothetical because no woman can stand to be in his presence let alone drink alone with him

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How many pushups can he do? Has he ever demonstrated feats of strength?

He did a workout video way back in 2016 where he did pushups and situps and he could do about 10 at a time. This video is hilarious btw a hidden gem

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I don't think he's evil or anything but something ain't right with that boy on a number of levels and this is a dark layer I don't really think we're talking about.

I dont mean to sound like a reddit pearl clutcher but hes definitely got something brewing under the surface. Remember when he said he has all the makings of a serial killer? It didn't sound like something he just came up with, like its something someone told him. Couple that with the bird mercy killing, deer story, etc and it paints a dark picture. He (and his dad) make such a big deal of how good he is with animals like its some kind of over correction too.

Where is he going to get drugs from?

It's been known for a while he gets pills from walt and angie. (pain killers iirc). Some ween even called Walt pretending to be Cobes asking to cop some shit and Walt quoted a price to him before he found out it wasn't him.

 

[Hennimore]

Someone sent Jord some dip so you know what that means: fake redneck accent time. We will 100% be getting some standup videos of him repeating Blue Collar jokes this week.

 

[Andoxico]

That fucking head of his, holy hell.

If NAL kisses the frog face he'll turn into her Prince of Darkness

 

[bathtubcosby]

Someone sent Jord some dip so you know what that means: fake redneck accent time. We will 100% be getting some standup videos of him repeating Blue Collar jokes this week.

He'll probably be packing the dip loudly in some vids because he thinks it looks cool. Assuming he has the manual dexterity to do it...

 

[TheTourist]

He did a workout video way back in 2016 where he did pushups and situps and he could do about 10 at a time. This video is hilarious btw a hidden gem

That's the good shit. Thanks, man.

 

[BlastMonk]

Love the fresh jizzfree camera
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So did the boglim get botulism or is he just getting fat? His face looks so much fatter

 

[The Blue Morpho]

The fact of the matter is whether it’s because people accused him of it enough or not he definitely has intrusive thoughts about rape and he has an ocd like compulsion to “counter” them by saying “fuck rape” or deny it or whatever else when they pop in his head

You're making a false equivalency between Cobes having some deep-seated obsession with rape and Cobes being bullied into thinking about it all the time and its really fucking obvious and dumb.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Fuck racism toobs

 

[ibeatmywife]

Very proud of Jessica (Andrew) for admitting she is not cis gender and will tell josh the truth so they can both end gender relations

 

[Slim Boglim]

You're making a false equivalency between Cobes having some deep-seated obsession with rape and Cobes being bullied into thinking about it all the time and its really fucking obvious and dumb.

was he being bullied into thinking about it when he “jokingly” threatened to rape Steph?

It's been known for a while he gets pills from walt and angie. (pain killers iirc). Some ween even called Walt pretending to be Cobes asking to cop some shit and Walt quoted a price to him before he found out it wasn't him.

That’s just Reddit fan fiction there has never been or ever was any actual evidence he gets pills from Angie and Walt. Just another instance of things people made up getting presented as proven facts and people just believing it.

 

[Incel Death Note]

was he being bullied into thinking about it when he “jokingly” threatened to rape Steph?

That’s just Reddit fan fiction there has never been or ever was any actual evidence he gets pills from Angie and Walt. Just another instance of things people made up getting presented as proven facts and people just believing it.

I was gonna rape Stephanie but I'm just not that horny right now toobz.

 

[fag0rz]

So did the boglim get botulism or is he just getting fat? His face looks so much fatter

Rotten fruit juice, artificially flavored shit beer, and junk food hacks coming in nicely toobz

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's nice to see him in HD for a change, and not BoglimVison.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

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Fuck racism toobs

white liberal cuckolds decided to make that flag mean racist like everything else. for most people who use it it just means you are a rebel or from a former confederate state.

 

[Hennimore]

white liberal cuckolds decided to make that flag mean racist like everything else. for most people who use it it just means you are a rebel or from a former confederate state.

To be fair I'm definitely racist and meant it as that when I wore it.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

was he being bullied into thinking about it when he “jokingly” threatened to rape Steph?

You're going to have to refresh me on this one, because the last thing I remember involving Stephanie was her making fun of Cobra's cooking.

Either way, I'm going to say yes he was. The cooking shit was only 2 years ago, well within the period when he was getting sicko-baited. Maybe you should head over to the reddit if you wanna obsess about cobra's supposed obsessions with rape.

Edit: To all posters in this thread, please remember this very simple thing about Cobra next time you're going to make a post - Josh is a retarded alcoholic man who is literally being gangstalked by the only people on earth more loathsome than he is. This fact should be taken as context for the boglim's every action. I've made this exact point nearly verbatim hundreds of pages back, and yet it never seems to stick with people. Its not even about bog-guarding Josh, its about actually understanding why he does what he does instead of doing gay bad-faith reddit psychoanalysis.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Regarding (lol) Walt and Angie giving Josh pills I never believed he was getting painkillers. There is no way in hell they are giving Oxy's which are very hard to even get prescribed because of the opiate epidemic now to a boglim leech. Muscle relaxers? Yeah I could see that but not painkillers. I also think if Cobes had been mixing real painkillers with booze something really bad would have happened already.