Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

Another great Joshua Fluke video featuring our friends, Cloudflare, as they lay off an employee for "poor performance".

One thing ive come to really understand from the purely administrative/political side of business is you seemingly have to be a sociopathic dick to get ahead.

Those middle managers dont give two shits about the person theyre firing. Asked point blank to give an honest answer they continue to regurgitate weasel bullshit corporate word salad. Someone who isnt a soulless fuck isnt going to want to be in a position where they have to fire employees then lie like a retard as to why the employee is being fired when the employee is smart enough to realize whats going on.

Seen very similar things happening at my current company. Last year we got a new CEO and hes filled the place with yesmen, slowly creating an ever more toxic environment. So much so its caused a key C level employee to quit and many other lower tier employees to start looking for other jobs.
 
I have no images or videos to provide for this account.

A while ago, I had applied and been accepted to work for amazon. During the hiring process, you had to watch these videos explaining the origins of amazon and company policy ect. In one of the videos they discussed prime day, and for all those who don't know, prime day is amazon's company holiday where they sell shit at a negligible discount. Though, more importantly, there's in-company celebration like warehouse games. I wish I had video for this, and maybe it's out there somewhere, but I shit you not one of the games shown in the video was empanadas on strings hoisted from some high up accessible area. The challenge I assume, was that the employee had to eat the empanada without their hands. The video was a good few seconds of guys and a girl, with industrial warehouse backdrop and sounds (poorly mixed with pharrell williams happy), jumping up and down slopply eating a empanadas on strings without their hands.

EDIT: Not a video of that specifically, but the Amazonfc subreddit has good examples of other amazon morale boosters.
EDIT 2: WTF
 
Last edited:
One thing ive come to really understand from the purely administrative/political side of business is you seemingly have to be a sociopathic dick to get ahead.

Those middle managers dont give two shits about the person theyre firing. Asked point blank to give an honest answer they continue to regurgitate weasel bullshit corporate word salad. Someone who isnt a soulless fuck isnt going to want to be in a position where they have to fire employees then lie like a retard as to why the employee is being fired when the employee is smart enough to realize whats going on.

Seen very similar things happening at my current company. Last year we got a new CEO and hes filled the place with yesmen, slowly creating an ever more toxic environment. So much so its caused a key C level employee to quit and many other lower tier employees to start looking for other jobs.
This isn't strictly true, it's just that at a certain point being a decent human being can be a liability to advancing your personal career in the very short term in a corporate environment. Middle managers have to keep their executive happy, and to do that they'll often need a few key allies at their own management layer. If they've been cursed with managing a department that actually has to deliver things, they're also going to want to have a few key workers and team leaders who owe them, but none of them should be indispensible. The smaller you can make your circle of people you need to please, the easier it is to maintain and advance your position.

Anything outside that is extra energy and extra goodwill you're going to have to burn at risk to yourself. Imagine your exec pushes some bullshit initiative. Maybe he decides he wanted to overhaul his division's entire service offerings through a DEI lens. It's nonsense and less than a thought and doomed to fail. It fails! He won't take the blame but he thinks the Communications director-- your colleague-- sabotaged it, and he thinks your in house dev team are mediocre and should also be thrown out and he makes it known that he thinks you should fire your whole dev team and outsource it.

What do you do? The decent thing to do is defend your colleague and stand up for your team and have a heart to heart with your exec about why the project really went wrong. In a long term stable organisation the self interested thing is to do that as well: a pattern of success and failures will soon prove that the deficiency lies with executive, and your team will reward your loyalty to them by being loyal to you. In an environment where you're planning to be gone in 24 months, and more crucially most of your team might be gone in 24 months even if you stick around, it's risking your own career for no tangible benefits. The self interested thing to do in this instance is slash the team, outsource it for pennies to the dollar on some pajeets, or a squad of Pinay in Manila. Get the asspats for lowering your department spend on wages, and get a promotion/movement before the outsourced team shits the bed and fucks up the actual work. Your next job, and your exit out of the bed you just shat in, depends on what your exec says about you. Your former team could go home and eat a shotgun and it won't matter as long as your old boss is telling people you're a hard working go getter who makes data driven decisions and pursues efficiencies relentlessly.

The way we run complex businesses in the 21st century incentivizes all the most toxic and short sighted elements of leadership. It permeates almost every level and if you've had the privilege of being shielded from it by a decent boss, they've certainly copped heat for it.
 
You will NOT negotiate
You will NOT step out of line
You WILL be happy
ai cuck.png
Video for context if you're that curious.
 
Last edited:
Those middle managers dont give two shits about the person theyre firing. Asked point blank to give an honest answer they continue to regurgitate weasel bullshit corporate word salad. Someone who isnt a soulless fuck isnt going to want to be in a position where they have to fire employees then lie like a retard as to why the employee is being fired when the employee is smart enough to realize whats going on.
It's true that a lot of middle managers suck, however having a good manager kinda gives you insight into their pov and how they can help you.
Managers are your liaison to the upper levels, for good and bad. As mentioned, they're the ones doing the layoffs, but they aren't the ones who make the decisions. They might not even have the freedom to pick who to keep. They told their head count is reduced and they are in the position where they have to make tough choices. Managers are where you negotiate all raises, promotions, team changes etc. A good manager will fight for you. generally don't think it's a good idea to work towards a promotion in your current company, but there situations where having. Good manager in your corner is very useful. For example, let's say the company is giving you a retention raise. You can negotiate the raise with your manager to get a higher amount. If you want to branch out your career to change roles or learn new skills, your manager can work to make it happen.
Good relationships with good manager often transcend companies. I still rely on one of my favorite managers for career advice and glowing references. On the other hand, bad managers or managers that don't like you can make your life hell. In those situations you might as well leave your company. But unless you have a bad relationship with your manager, most of the bad stuff comes from above your manager and he likely has no power to change it.
 
If he becomes rich all of a sudden fuck it ill even give him 10 years I would be surprised but in reality I feel bad for him since to me he got conned by a man who sells lectures while claiming you don't need lectures in school. Now he's back working the wagie job to eventually attend the next one.
There are plenty of those traveling lecture things going around and - to me - they all come across as sketchy as fuck.

During a time when I was between jobs, a well-intentioned person saw a headline for one of those and recommended it for me. I did some basic research online and it turned out this was one of those presentations that charges a substantial sum of money just to tell people to go into business for themselves without any capital or client base. Thanks but no thanks.

One thing ive come to really understand from the purely administrative/political side of business is you seemingly have to be a sociopathic dick to get ahead.
With Corporate America treating consumers coldly and impersonally, it's no surprise they'd treat lower level employees the same way. Being sociopathic in the process seems like the trait that gets people hired for high management or C-level positions in such companies. Similarly, most of the sales people I've seen have been such jerks I'm surprised they're able ot make any sales.

I'm not sure how true it still is, but a book I read during an internship reported that at least half of the people that get fired don't deserve it. This isn't suprising given how management at any level tends to be more interested in self-preservation even if it comes at the expense of others losing their jobs - deservedly or not.

Seen very similar things happening at my current company. Last year we got a new CEO and hes filled the place with yesmen, slowly creating an ever more toxic environment. So much so its caused a key C level employee to quit and many other lower tier employees to start looking for other jobs.
At a previous workplace, I saw someone hired to be a C-level exec singlehandedly run the company into the ground, reduce employee morale to zero, and leave the company for bankruptcy upon departure.

So, I'm not too keen on highers-up that make a workplace an absolutely awful place to be at. For me, it's a red flag that one may want to keep their resume up to date and ready just in case a new job is needed or preferable to the status quo.
 
Last edited:
Get a load of this faggot, posting a screenshot of his own post because his ideas are so fucking great and original.
View attachment 5885914
1 sign of a high performing employee:
  1. They play games and masturbate to porn on their phone on work time
Half of this retard's list is just him listing his bad behaviors and trying to rationalize them.
 
Get a load of this faggot, posting a screenshot of his own post because his ideas are so fucking great and original.
View attachment 5885914
Tim Denning said:
High performers have a different mindset.

Their foundational trait is they have less ego. They don't talk about being a high performer. No. They quietly act like it and don't expect awards.
Anyone who treats a job as more than income nowadays is a fool. I'll never go "above and beyond" to give Richie Rich that new yacht he wants this year.
 
Get a load of this faggot, posting a screenshot of his own post because his ideas are so fucking great and original.
View attachment 5885914
What does High performing even mean anymore? Half the people in a large corpo can hardly tell what is it they are supposed to be doing. High performance in kissing ass and pretending like the three emails you sent at 8am were not all the work you had for the day. All the while people doind the really productive labor get replaced by pajeets or stuck in the same job without advancement unless they quit and go somewhere else.
 
Back