The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

And Metacritic is still on damage control duty, with negative reviews of TLOU2 Resold conveniently being disappeared
Metacritic was sold in the last year or so and is fully corporate and no longer user friendly. They redesigned the entire site and broke half of its interfaces and also removed massive amounts of content and reviews. The changes are so bad it looks like the site was bought to be killed rather even censored or curated.
 
Metacritic was sold in the last year or so and is fully corporate and no longer user friendly. They redesigned the entire site and broke half of its interfaces and also removed massive amounts of content and reviews. The changes are so bad it looks like the site was bought to be killed rather even censored or curated.

We are reaching a point where the cultural stranglehold is becoming so tight that any sort of outlet is either bought out or just completely cancelled. These people are vile
 
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Isn't Cuckoldmann the guy who put a really forced and awkward "the Holocoaster was worse than the literal end of the world to zombies" line in the game? And people wonder why I haven't bought a non-Nintendo AAA game in 7 years.
Yeah that was him.

I´m not sure what his intention was when adding such a line in but i guess it´s the coaster was intentional whereas the fungus was by pure accident.
 
metacritic has been "bought out" years ago, just look at how the TROS user scores developed (spoiler: they didn't).
Metacritic is the same as other critic/journo consensus sites such as Rotten Tomatoes, Letterboxd, etc. Not only are critics and journos get paid say whatever bullshit, but jannies have been doing such communist tactics by erasing most negative reviews on any product for years
 
I hope you're all ready for TLOU3, TLOU3 Remaster, TLOU3 Re-Remaster, TLOU3 PS7 Edition, etc.

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Why? Where there some fan favorite characters from the original game that you didn’t get to shit on and humiliate enough, Neil? Are we gonna have Ellie self-sacrifice herself for a cure and somehow everything will go back to how it was before the outbreak just to shit on Joel some more?
 
How? 1 worked as a standalone, it was an open and shut title that didn't warrant even a second game.
It would have been cool if they had made a second game with more adventures and zombies, er, infected.
Too bad there wasn't one.
 
I hope you're all ready for TLOU3, TLOU3 Remaster, TLOU3 Re-Remaster, TLOU3 PS7 Edition, etc.

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Cuckman would've have made it by now if he had a functional company with a coding team on hand. The fact that Naughty Dog can only update the graphics of two single games and add skins tells me there is basically nothing left in that shithole but some graphics artists really. Hell, that's the biggest reason they even cut multiplayer after this pathetic egotist kept bleating about adding it again.

Much like the infected in this game, Naughty Dog's a dead company walking, and it's solely the fault of this ryona loving abuse hurling faggot who refuses to move on.
Why? Where there some fan favorite characters from the original game that you didn’t get to shit on and humiliate enough, Neil? Are we gonna have Ellie self-sacrifice herself for a cure and somehow everything will go back to how it was before the outbreak just to shit on Joel some more?
It's because of his ego honestly. He is so mentally destroyed that TLOU2 was panned and sold poorly, and has done so again even harder, that he'll continue to run the company out of business to force this IP he stole to the masses and become the famous man he thinks he deserves to be to the bitter and bloody end.

Honestly, I'd have staged an investor revolt by now and kicked this crybaby bitch who uses his faith as a shield to the curb if I was a dumb enough motherfucker to have shares in ND tbh. A testament of failure on all aspects.
 
I think Cuckmann saw the HL1 documentary and wanted a piece of that pie. Except half life is a interesting and good game
no this is something they've done with the first last of us. this was planned to come out but due to viral event tm, they scrapped it until later on
 
It's because of his ego honestly. He is so mentally destroyed that TLOU2 was panned and sold poorly, and has done so again even harder, that he'll continue to run the company out of business to force this IP he stole to the masses and become the famous man he thinks he deserves to be to the bitter and bloody end.
the uncaring market will take care of that eventually. down the line there will be an inevitably remaster, if not retrospection with a different zeitgeist, so his retarded shit will get removed/changed anyway (just like he did), or considered as dumb as we already do.

the problem is none of those people look ahead or see the broader scope. otherwise they would never write/say that shit they do in the first place.
 
Saw that this tweet went viral today.

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It is pretty interesting how Ellie is seemingly willing to quite literally bite the bullet to give humanity a shot at immunity, but when that doesn't happen she never tries the next available option, which is to spread her immunity via having biological children. She can sacrifice her very life for humanity, but can't stomach sacrificing in this way? Especially considering her having children is probably the best shot at spreading her immunity to the rest of humanity- the first game mentions how live fungal samples of the inert strain of cordyceps were found in her bloodstream. This means that any kids she'd have would be made immune in the womb thanks to fluid transfer with the umbilical cord, and any daughters of hers would also be able to spread the immunity via the same process, and their daughters after them. "Inoculation" via blood transfusions is a crapshoot, as transfusing the wrong blood type into a person can straight up kill them and humanity 20 years deep into the apocalypse doesn't have the capability to do en masse blood tests to ensure they aren't killing more people than they're helping. Ellie having kids is pretty much the only way to feasibly spread immunity to the rest of humanity.

You could have had a really interesting character conflict in Ellie by having her struggle with reconciling the fact that her children might be the only hope humanity has and her own sexuality making acquiring said children unpleasant at best and downright unbearable at worst. This wouldn't fly with the crowd that Neil courts, though, and they'd probably screech about it being "conversion therapy rhetoric" or something similar but equally stupid. So instead of having Ellie face that genuinely interesting, thought-provoking dilemma, they don't even have this option cross her mind and she just gives up on trying to spread her immunity despite being incensed at Joel for saving her from the Fireflies.
 
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