Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Collections Agent]

The best part is that I don't believe this is deliberate.

BMJ has truly made an art form of simultaneously failing upwards while remaining exactly the same

 

[Fapcop]

Lmao what did null expect tho? Do you think BMJ has ever listened to advice that didn't end with "and then you'll be able to do more crack and gamble"?

I am an unabashed HondaCivicBro, I genuinely find BMJ to be funny and compelling and I'd love to see a fishing stream, but he's not going to listen to advice from anyone about anything. He doesn't look at money like a normal person. The number in his balance represents the amount of spins/dice rolls/slot pulls he can do or crack rocks/weed he can smoke.

Its a true underdog story. There is no hope for him and yet... maybe.

There’s hope if he goes to jail for five years or something.

But as it is now, fuck man. His brain is totally fried from dopamine overload.

He doesn’t see pleasure like you or me do. Why save money to buy a nice car, when the pleasure you get from driving it, is nothing compared to the endorphin rush you get from pulling and staking and pulling.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Null, you fucking rat!
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la rata con mal sabor de queso de estados unidos

 

[Law]

There’s hope if he goes to jail for five years or something.

I hope he never goes to jail. I hope he frog-dances and savagely destroys doors forever and ever.
I feel a strange affection towards the Bossman. Like he's a cute little zoo animal and I just want him to be happy in his enclosure.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

accidental THD. The new pair already taking damage

 

[Smokingpoop]

Rats in the walls, rats in the chat, rats EVERYWHERE

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Now that Joshs oshii has disowned him, who will he flock to next

MovieBob. He’s also a brain dead man who lives in a small room doing destructive shit 24/7 to a crowd.

 

[dumbledore]

MovieBob. He’s also a brain dead man who lives in a small room doing destructive shit 24/7 to a crowd.

Bossman doesn't destroy shit on purpose or for his audience, its genuine rage. Several times he managed to stop the stream before destructive rampage, proving he is "ashamed" of what he does.

 

[Collections Agent]

Bossman doesn't destroy shit on purpose or for his audience, its genuine rage. Several times he managed to stop the stream before destructive rampage, proving he is "ashamed" by what he does.

Yeah to add onto this, he stopped raging as much as soon as rats started making fun of him for it, and ESPECIALLY after his first Monkey stream where pretty much every single person he had a conversation with told him he had severe anger problems he needed to look into after seeing his absolutely fucking munted wall.

Not to mention he started trying to hang things over the holes in his walls after that as well.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

He's showing the fish he once caught. For the 600th time this week. Truly an innovative streamer, always renewing himself, never a dull moment.



I hope he shows the skating videos next. I can't get enough of those. There's like three of them and they always spark such fascinating commentary as: "I'm tall for a skater." He do be tall. For a skater.
Chat always reminds him that Tony Hawk is 6′ 3″. Which is also tall. For a skater.

Hope you enjoyed the update, @STFUplease.

 

[Billy Bong]

I'm looking forward to the 'Handyman Boss' arc where he fixes all the errs of his ways

 

[Honey's Dead]

Overdose speedrun this year?

 

[Collections Agent]

Overdose speedrun this year?

He won't ever overdose cause he's been blessed with a crippling gambling addiction that prevents him from buying too many drugs

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

He can overdose on gamba. He'll borrow from organized crime, lose it all, then have his knees broken. Overdose.

 

[Collections Agent]

He can overdose on gamba. He'll borrow from organized crime, lose it all, then have his knees broken. Overdose.

Why would he do that when he has clowns tripping over themselves to donate to him on stream

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He's showing the fish he once caught. For the 600th time this week. Truly an innovative streamer, always renewing himself, never a dull moment.

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I hope he shows the skating videos next. I can't get enough of those. There's like three of them and they always spark such fascinating commentary as: "I'm tall for a skater." He do be tall. For a skater.
Chat always reminds him that Tony Hawk is 6′ 3″. Which is also tall. For a skater.

Hope you enjoyed the update, @STFUplease.

You rat bastards just don't get it, if the shit ain't broke, then don't fix it. Besides, you're just jealous you can't catch a river monster like the Bossman can.

 

[Kees H]

Well, there go the Saiyghnhaizers he just bought. Poor headphones. Total Headphone Death is back. This genocide must stop,

 

[Law]

Not to mention he started trying to hang things over the holes in his walls after that as well.

Gray Towel is a great side character in the Bossman Extended Gambaverse, we'll see a great arc for him soon I hope.
Him opening the door and walking out while there's a him-shaped hole in the door is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

He won't ever overdose cause he's been blessed with a crippling gambling addiction that prevents him from buying too many drugs

Manchild homeostasis. Nature is beautiful.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Litigation fund should be handed over to the lossman so we can get that sweet 8x on keno.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Post-gamba clarity.


But just like any coomer, the realization will soon evaporate. Nothing has been learned, no lessons gained.
See you all for the next Dice session.