Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

You don't understand how half-life works then. Every half-life your body eliminates half of the dose. So yes you can take 250ug and then 12 hours, or just over 3 half-lives, later still not be totally down cause you've still got 30ug in you. I've done plenty of LSD and if I took 250ug I'd be pretty close to all the way down at 10 hours. And if I took a 10 strip, which for me would've usually been 1250ug, I wouldn't even be up 24 hours. I'd be able to sleep and wake up sober the next day. If you're tripping for days and you didn't do a thumbprint then you're probably prone to psychosis and shouldn't be fucking with psychedelics.

Sorry, but it sounds like you don’t understand half life.

How long the drug stays in your system has little to do with how long the effects last.

The half life of methadone means that it can stay in your system for weeks, but you sure as heck won’t be high for more than 24 hours.

 

[Maude Snew]

Does anyone remember how much Rekieta raised before he took down his Givesendgo?

This is from November last year according to the date on the file. So that much, 12k and change.

 

[Left Beef]

You actually wouldn't. LSD has a half-life of 3.6 hours, so 1 day has almost 7 half-lives.

The acute psychological effects of LSD last between 6 and 10 h, depending on the dose applied.

Spoiler: drug sperging

You have to be careful drawing conclusions about duration of effect from elimination half life. Consider something like phenylzine, which has a half-life measured in hours, but a period of effect measured in weeks, because it binds irreversibly to the MAO enzymes. This is an extreme example, but other drugs can have lingering effects if they stick around at their receptor sites.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's at $35.5K or over at this very moment. The cap was lifted.

Does anyone remember how much Rekieta raised before he took down his Givesendgo? It would be a fun comparison. Reketia might say he didn't advertise his campaign much, but neither did Null.

This was the cap I took the day that Montagraph surpassed him. I submitted it to happenings, and Null showed my post on MATI.



I think it went a little above that before he took it down, but not by much. We're talking like a hundred dollars or so, at most. By the time Monty started his crowdfunding campaign, Nick's had slowed almost to a stop.

I wouldn't sneeze if anybody just rounded it up to in $13K Nick's favor.

The overall point is there's no comparison between the two. Null just blew the doors off Nick. Monty bested Nick in four days. Which was impressive in itself. Null bested Nick in like and hour or so. Which is insane.

EDIT: @Maude Snew's cap above is two months newer apparently. Only $20 more from my cap taken in September of '23. So, yeah.

 

[Neetorino]

I am just baffled HOW Nick has supporters. I would be embarrassed if I still were a fan, and I am glad I did NOT recommend him to anyone outside the Rittenhouse coverage. ADHD and laziness saved me.

HOW EMBARASSING!

The only person I ever showed Nick content to is my girlfriend, so she's been with me from the peak of Nick's career to the current depths of his cowdom and now mocks him with me. I think I've shown her more post-nosedive than pre-dive, which in retrospect might mark how little impact he really had on me as an e-daddy type.

This is from November last year according to the date on the file. So that much, 12k and change.
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Man I wonder how many of the people donating to KF are from this thread. I know I plan on chipping in next check, but just how many of Nick's former donators are helping Null out-crowdfund Nick would be interesting to know.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

I can see nick letting his son drink, get wasted, enough to get sick for multiple days. He is king wet brain after all, good judgment is not his strong suit

Do you really think Nick would be willing to share his precious fire-water? Chief Licks-Many-Bottles is only willing to share his beloved elixir with melinated jamaican gentlemen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Good! I hope he manages to keep Nick's albatross influence away from his case.

About that:

It's particularly noteworthy the fund includes Greer, and isn't just about Epik. Greer is the case in which Nick said that Null should "stop acting like a faggot" and let Nick "help" Null. As if Nick could achieve anywhere near these financial results these days. He's acting as if it's still 2019-2020, and he had serious fundraising potential.

Far be it from me to speak for the entire thread, but I think most people here think Nick is doing the best thing possible for KiwiFarms by doing exactly what he's been doing the past year. Have another drink, buddy. Your contributions are appreciated.

Who knows, maybe at least some people are donating because they enjoy this thread so much and want to keep it going.

 

[AnOminous]

You actually wouldn't.

No, bullshit, because I actually have.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I counted 29 live streams on YouTube covering this. About 37k live viewers across all of the channels including Kurt the Virgin of Uncivil Law, and the other Megan Fox. Maybe he should have done his sober January with doing 'actual work' to get his Rumble contract renewed.

Rekieta has left tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars on the table by not doing trials.

Based on the one trial he says he wants to do and the one trial he did after the Murdaugh one it seems he can only motivate himself cover a trial if he wants to fuck the defendant because then he can make sex jokes the whole way through, and that's the only way he could stay interested. Oh well.

If @Neetorino does a roundup for February Nick will probably be somewhere close to a 90% drop YOY, since it was his best month in 2023 by some margin due to the Murdaugh trial which he couldn't hide hating and being bored with and ultimately ragequit before the end. He grossed over $20,000 in February on YouTube alone not even including how much he made on Rumble.

 

[Spergichu]

Attention all Rekieta Law watchers: the ass bottle has shattered and Nicholas Robert Rekieta is in great danger. He needs your help and prayers to regain the ability to walk, but more importantly, to do this he needs the golden balldo and a couple of whisky jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year, filled into the KF Litigation Fund. But, you gotta be quick, so Josh can secure the bag and help him achieve the epic Sober February Royal!
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This means Rackets is actually a Serb. Total Baldo VIctory, I hope he makes a billion dinars and Null is eternally felted.

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta has left tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars on the table by not doing trials.

Based on the one trial he says he wants to do and the one trial he did after the Murdaugh one it seems he can only motivate himself cover a trial if he wants to fuck the defendant because then he can make sex jokes the whole way through, and that's the only way he could stay interested. Oh well.

I agree... except I just wanna add..

Based on that "joke" he told Megan Fox, I think it was to his immense benefit he was too goddamned lazy to cover Maya.

Or, as Pippa would say, "Bullet dodged."

 

[Harm]

Chief Licks-Many-Bottles

Alternatively: Chief Runs-With-Bulls or Chief Sucks-On-Snakes

This Indian chief naming convention has so much potential with the Rekieta tribe.

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

"I'm actually really happy for Josh"

 

[Captain Manning]

Alternatively: Chief Runs-With-Bulls or Chief Sucks-On-Snakes

This Indian chief naming convention has so much potential with the Rekieta tribe.

"Rekieta Tribe down 83% in superberries. Looks bad in war with Kiwi Tribe. Must promise to drink more firewater in exchange for superberries as Gunt Tribe does. CGoody, send smoke signals to Locals announcing this. Then bring me man-squaw Mandy."

Dead air.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick getting roasted on Metokurs stream lol

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

The Money
And now the funny stuff, how much cash Nick grifted off his audience in January. I've got last year's data and this years, using only numbers we know. It's pretty fucking bleak how much his superberry income dropped this year; I sure hope he's saved some money for the kids futures. The Balldo Brigade only managed to beat last year's Rumble Rant total by $304 across both YouTube and Rumble. If Rumble's viewership numbers are accurate, and there's no reason to believe they are, then Nick must've gotten all his mobile YouTube viewers to switch to mobile Rumble where they can't SuperChat because that's the only thing I can think of to explain this disparity.


I'm kidding of course it's pretty obvious his viewership is in the toilet and the ones remaining aren't all paypigs. Really makes you wonder what it is that Rumble would want to keep paying Nick for at this point.

What surprises me is that with this his poor performance he's still making way more than Sean who has been killing it lately (imho)...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Lmfao metokur has acknowledged the nose

"I hope Jim makes millions of hats."

 

[RotPockets]

Total Ball Death

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick getting roasted on Metokurs stream lol

Uh oh!

Well, hopefully @elb will clip it. Out and about at the moment, so I had to miss the live version.

 

[Strix454]

It might be a while becuase he does not have a mortgage or rent to pay and the vehicles were supposedly paid off.

I think the legal spending on Monty would be the "tell" that he is in real financial trouble. If he seeks more affordable representation or settles the case, that would suggest money is getting tight.