Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[DownSyzePotato]

Bossman been rapping up a storm, today.

But my reaction is always the same...

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm looking forward to the 'Handyman Boss' arc where he fixes all the errs of his ways

His final towel solution to the wall hole, nails smacked with a book, does indicate that there are some questionable creative juices for repair flowing in his brain.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

When the news hamster goes away just put a live feed of Bossman Jack down in the corner.

When the news hamster goes away put a feed of Bossman's hamster wheel in the corner

 

[Haramburger]

@Null got compared to leafy during the bossman roast session

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Also TPD
TOTAL PEEKA DEATH

I hope some RAT does a superchat asking for Bossman's stance on The Tranny Question. Peeka might really not like the answer. Or Peeka might hang on and start grooming him into being a trannychaser. Funny either way.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Well, there go the Saiyghnhaizers he just bought. Poor headphones. Total Headphone Death is back. This genocide must stop,

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Can a someone here make a daily Bossman Bingo Card? It should be pretty easy to fill the tiles.

>Bans Rat
>Felted (Free Space)
>Rage Quits
>Bossmom cameo
>Ratdad cameo
>Goes on a winning streak ($5000+)
>Asks for new vape
>Begs for money
>Yells that the casino is scamming
>”Holy Shitballs”
>Abuses personal property - chair, computer equipment
>Abuses his room

We’ll eventually get a stream where he covers every tiles. Daily Bingo winner gets a comped buffet voucher at Casino Morongo!

 

[Collections Agent]

Post-gamba clarity.
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But just like any coomer, the realization will soon evaporate. Nothing has been learned, no lessons gained.
See you all for the next Dice session.

This almost seems like a coherent thought until the last part where he goes "yeah man if I gamble all my money every time I'll lose it all god I wish I didn't have to gamble everything every time"

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Can a someone here make a daily Bossman Bingo Card? It should be pretty easy to fill the tiles.

>Bans Rat
>Felted (Free Space)
>Rage Quits
>Bossmom cameo
>Ratdad cameo
>Goes on a winning streak ($5000+)
>Asks for new vape
>Begs for money
>Yells that the casino is scamming
>”Holy Shitballs”
>Abuses personal property - chair, computer equipment
>Abuses his room

We’ll eventually get a stream where he covers every tiles. Daily Bingo winner gets a comped buffet voucher at Casino Morongo!

This already exists thanks to @Ogre Magi : https://bossman.bingo

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

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Total BMJ victory. May he gamble all of his money in perpetuity and reign as king of lolcows for 1000 years

You forgot the holes punched in his cyber-walls

 

[Ogre Magi]

This already exists thanks to @Ogre Magi : https://bossman.bingo

I do need to update the bingo card a little bit with some more recent happenings, but it's there to play!

 

[Kees H]

Bossman is cracked out like a nigga, yo. He's been rapping for an hour on and off now which I instamute so I can't clip anything from that (it makes me physically cringe), but a fine example of his crack induced rage right now:

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Bossman is cracked out like a nigga, yo. He's been rapping for an hour on and off now which I instamute so I can't clip anything from that (it makes me physically cringe), but a fine example of his crack induced rage right now:

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Grammy winning performace. He should make music.

 

[Kees H]

Goddamn the crack is being smoked hard tonight. Austin spotting a fucking rat.

One of the paypigs getting findommed, got banned for saying something in chat and is now being extorted for subs:

More findomming from BossmanJack to this paypig, and making fun of the McDonalds wagies who prepare Austin's goyslop. He donated 15 subs after this. Fucking retard.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Yeah he's really starting to get full of himself. All glory is fleeting, crackhead.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Goddamn the crack is being smoked hard tonight. Austin spotting a fucking rat.

Why are his hands always so fucking dirty?

More findomming from BossmanJack to this paypig, and making fun of the McDonalds wagies who prepare Austin's goyslop. He donated 15 subs after this. Fucking retard.

Austin is such a nice boy, he's always concerned with people less fortunate. When he was growing up he would always ask why other people didn't have as much as he did.

Not gonna lie, his entitlement is getting pretty insufferable. I also don't understand why he's bragging about rapping. He uses it to demand more subs or he won't stop.

 

[gaystoner]

Yeah he's really starting to get full of himself. All glory is fleeting, crackhead.

Somehow karma finds a way...Austin will probably get plenty of online attention but his parents do not look healthy nor young. His real feltening is incoming and it's going to be brutal god delivered type shit.

 

[Kees H]

The Saighnhaizers are taking a beating tonight. Not looking good headphonebros. They aren't going to survive this for long.

Big coping sesh, Austin wishes he had a casino because he would be NIGGA RICH. Stake is making so much money of him, bro. It's so unfair.

EDIT: More abuse towards the Saighnhaizers from Austin. Totally unacceptable. Why are you committing genocide on these poor German headphones, Austin? What are they doing to you?

Civicbros status = felted. It looks like the 10 THOU: wow :EROOSKIBANDERINOS are mostly gone.

 

[Alerion]

Bossman's paypigs should be used as examples of severe Stockholm Syndrome. It's crazy how they are seemingly fighting each other to give him money.

 

[Summer Never Ends]

"I don't drink because I don't want to be addicted to alcohol" - The guy who's nose is falling off from snorting all that Colombian Marching Powder.

 

[SandyCat]

Litigation fund should be handed over to the lossman so we can get that sweet 8x on keno.

Boss man has hit 1000 X once before, he could easily turn that 75K into 75,000,000. Go for it Null you totally won't regret it

 

[Kees H]

Originals have ruined Austin's life and are a fucking scam, fyi.