Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Redditors doing dumb shit that’s pointless. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A THING?!?

Daniel isn’t going to be put in some max security prison full of lifers.

He’ll be put in county jail full of low level dopeslingers and burglars. Everyone is in there doing their time, hoping to get out as fast as possible.

What are the chances of someone doing 6 months for passing a bad check, wanting to add 2 or 5 or 20 years to that sentence, because he got a letter saying that someone is a pedophile? Oh yeah, that’s right! Zero.

It's not like the Prison Service screens mail at all for exactly this same scenario.

Actually, isn't it a Federal Crime? Pretty sure trying to incite violence in a Jail or Prison through postal services is actually considered a serious crime in the United States.
 
It's not like the Prison Service screens mail at all for exactly this same scenario.

Actually, isn't it a Federal Crime? Pretty sure trying to incite violence in a Jail or Prison through postal services is actually considered a serious crime in the United States.
Committing crimes to fuck with cows is standard practice now-a-days.
 
The pros of Daniel going to jail:
  • Having a roof over his head in the winter
  • Having regular meals
  • Being forced to take a shower with delousing powder
  • Having clothes that don't smell like he pulled them out from a pile of roadkill
  • There is a strong likelihood of some of his Reddit A-Logs getting themselves locked up thinking they'll get to harass him (they'll likely fail and will only have a criminal record to show for it)
The cons of Daniel going to jail:
  • He'll likely get his ass kicked for trying to steal another inmate's food
  • He'll probably try to squat in someone else's cell which will likely get his ass kicked
  • He might talk about being a pedophile which will get him on more than a few shit lists
  • He'll find himself in a situation where he'll scream "Try me bitch!" at the correctional officers
  • He'll hit himself until he's bloody which will result in him being placed under suicide watch
  • He might start crying if he gets roughed up, thus causing the other inmates to think he's a bitch
  • He might start screaming the nigger word if he gets upset
  • They may give him the Chris Chan treatment where they isolate him from the start and he comes out crazier than when he went in
There aren't a whole lot of pros here. You hate to see it, but some people never had a chance in life and Daniel's one of them. The rest of his life is going to be a vicious cycle of jail and being the A-Logs' plaything.
 
If the farms can raise 60k in 8 hours. I'm certain Larson's dedicated weens can raise 3k to pay a bondsman to get him out. You only need to pay 15% of cash bail if you use a bondsman in Colorado. I'm sure some retard would be willing to risk his car.
God forbid this to happen!
 
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Mentally he’s like 12 years old, so not really surprising that he’s attracted to preteens or teens. It just comes with the sped territory.

He has some vague idea that it’s bad, and knows it’s illegal because people tell him it is, but he lacks the IQ to really understand WHY.

Getting mad at Daniel for having pedi tendencies is like getting mad at chimp for throwing shit. Useless and pointless.

It's obvious that the zoomer psychopaths alogging him want some sort of moral justification to do so and just run with the classic they're a pedophile card. Without this card they just feel like a piece of shit endlessly trolling a mentally disabled person. I'm sure people trolled him before the pedo thing just as people trolled Chris Chan before the incest incident.
 
Inmates actually get a hold of your docket and check these things. If you’re not actually in prison for these charges these inmates will end up knowing that. Besides sex offenders often have their own cell block, it’s not a mixed up environment. A lot of this shit is made up bullshit by reddit speds who haven’t been to jail but probably should try it with the psychotic behaviour.
 
The pros of Daniel going to jail:
  • Having a roof over his head in the winter
  • Having regular meals
  • Being forced to take a shower with delousing powder
  • Having clothes that don't smell like he pulled them out from a pile of roadkill
  • There is a strong likelihood of some of his Reddit A-Logs getting themselves locked up thinking they'll get to harass him (they'll likely fail and will only have a criminal record to show for it)
The cons of Daniel going to jail:
  • He'll likely get his ass kicked for trying to steal another inmate's food
  • He'll probably try to squat in someone else's cell which will likely get his ass kicked
  • He might talk about being a pedophile which will get him on more than a few shit lists
  • He'll find himself in a situation where he'll scream "Try me bitch!" at the correctional officers
  • He'll hit himself until he's bloody which will result in him being placed under suicide watch
  • He might start crying if he gets roughed up, thus causing the other inmates to think he's a bitch
  • He might start screaming the nigger word if he gets upset
  • They may give him the Chris Chan treatment where they isolate him from the start and he comes out crazier than when he went in
There aren't a whole lot of pros here. You hate to see it, but some people never had a chance in life and Daniel's one of them. The rest of his life is going to be a vicious cycle of jail and being the A-Logs' plaything.
What people really need to understand is that Dan going to jail and all this shit happening (which I think you are correct about) would not be unusual or stand out in any way from what normally goes on in jail. There's loads of retards in jail, because it's cheaper and easier than putting them in group homes or other similar approaches. Like I said before, where does everyone think those cute drooling retard kids from the feel-good story at the end of the local news end up? They're never going to grow up, and it's way harder and more expensive to house, feed and keep control over a 28-year-old sped than an 8-year-old one. A family with a retard child can have a normal life and send the kid to day centres or respite care, but having an adult retard running around your home often isn't safe. The ones who don't die early from their conditions (Down Syndrome kids, especially the more severely affected ones, often don't live past 30) largely end up in jail, usually for the same kinds of things Dan is doing.

Dan, as a person, is not unusual. Every city has hundreds, sometimes thousands, of Dans waddling around, throwing tantrums, sleeping rough, stealing, fighting, getting trespassed. They go in to jail for a bit, then come out and continue to yell at cars and masturbate in public until they get thrown back in jail. The only thing that is different about Dan is the weens.

It's actually a bit sad to see many people experiencing Dan for the first time and saying "why didn't anyone help him prepare to be an adult", "surely he can't just sleep rough forever", "he should be in a group home", "they should just make him take his meds." Welcome to reality. This has been going on since Reagan (and Thatcher in my country) closed the asylums, though you could argue that crazy people yelling in the street have been a thing since mankind invented streets for them to yell in. The only real hope is that through watching the downfall of Dan (as well as Cobes, Cyrax and other people on the "homeless retard" pathway) is that they'll gain some understanding and empathy about how people end up there. Yeah, it's a shock the first time you find out someone's future is so hopeless. But if you've worked in that sector you get immune, maybe cynical. If you've ever wondered why social workers and the like tend to be a bit cold and emotionless, it's because the ones who get emotionally invested in the one-way downhill life stories they deal with by the thousands every year burn out and have nervous breakdowns. Only the cold, hard bastards are able to tough out one of the most depressing jobs on Earth.
 
There are weens that have explicitly stated their plans to get Daniel killed in prison. I won't say the plans. Total ween shit. Even prison isn't safe for Dan.
They'll probably put him in the mental health pod of the jail, if not he'll be in some type of protective custody. There are some county jails out there who have pedophile only pods.
They will also force him to take a shower and his meds which he also needs. The reddit fags can larp all they want about getting Daniel killed in jail but the truth is most people in county jail want to go home/haven't been sentenced yet so they won't be eager to kill someone. I highly doubt Daniel would be housed with violent criminal either because the most DOCs house inmates based on the type of charge and how violent the crime
 
This has been going on since Reagan (and Thatcher in my country) closed the asylums
I thought that the whole "Don't force the crazies into institutionalized care" was a liberal stance. The thinking is that the speds should be free to make their own choices. That intuitional care is barbaric. And the system could be abused to institutionalize people for political purposes.

You see this attitude in real life play out in San Francisco right now with drug users. Instead of letting police arrest the strung out junkies, they make a big show of how the junkie should be given free needles, safe injection sites and should be free.
 
I thought that the whole "Don't force the crazies into institutionalized care" was a liberal stance. The thinking is that the speds should be free to make their own choices. That intuitional care is barbaric. And the system could be abused to institutionalize people for political purposes.

You see this attitude in real life play out in San Francisco right now with drug users. Instead of letting police arrest the strung out junkies, they make a big show of how the junkie should be given free needles, safe injection sites and should be free.
For the longest time I remember Reagan being blamed for America's declining metal health. King of the Hill even had a character named Spongy has been homeless since Ronald Reagan kicked him out of the mental hospital.
 
I thought that the whole "Don't force the crazies into institutionalized care" was a liberal stance. The thinking is that the speds should be free to make their own choices. That intuitional care is barbaric. And the system could be abused to institutionalize people for political purposes.

You see this attitude in real life play out in San Francisco right now with drug users. Instead of letting police arrest the strung out junkies, they make a big show of how the junkie should be given free needles, safe injection sites and should be free.
Carter signed in the Mental Health Systems Act, which sought to help people like Daniel through government funding, among other things. Reagan repealed it, partly due to budget, partly because he hated welfare programs, and maybe because Carter passed it. Isnt it ironic that Reagan was from California?

Clean needle programs, and safe injection sites, are more about preventing the spread of disease. You can't spread schizophrenia to people, but you can spread AIDs. And there's an argument to make about someone who's high, but isn't a danger to others, shouldn't be locked up just for being high.
 
I thought that the whole "Don't force the crazies into institutionalized care" was a liberal stance. The thinking is that the speds should be free to make their own choices. That intuitional care is barbaric. And the system could be abused to institutionalize people for political purposes.

You see this attitude in real life play out in San Francisco right now with drug users. Instead of letting police arrest the strung out junkies, they make a big show of how the junkie should be given free needles, safe injection sites and should be free.
It did start in California in the 60's or 70's, but remember... that was when Reagan was running the state after Moonbeam's father, and then eventually Moonbeam Brown himself was governor. By that point the shit had made it to congress. Institutions were supposed to be replaced with "community care", which obviously didn't happen, and everything was going to be fixed now that psychiatrists could just hand out pills for everything(and we can see how well that's worked out). And of course the policy of letting the crazies roam free has resulted in California's massive homeless population of crazies. The last numbers I recall reading was something like 350 beds in institutions per 100k people back in the 60s and now it's 15 per 100k or something like that? Medicaid was also involved, due to cost shuffling.

Carter signed in the Mental Health Systems Act, which sought to help people like Daniel through government funding, among other things. Reagan repealed it, partly due to budget, partly because he hated welfare programs, and maybe because Carter passed it. Isnt it ironic that Reagan was from California?
Don't forget that Reagan signed the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act(prevents someone from getting locked up unless they want to be) in California in the 60's where this shit started, and after Reagan tossed out Carter's Mental Health Systems act there was a budget act he signed that was supposed to dump the responsibility back onto individual states who had already quit handling it thanks to Reagan himself after he used the LPS act in CA as an excuse to cut funding. If a place isn't getting funding from the state, then the feds suddenly stop funding it, it's going to get shut down.

The whole thing was a mess from both sides. Wasn't just a liberal/conservative thing.
 
More like Daniel hits himself in the head and then pulls out something sharp and stabs the person. The dude who threw shit on him in that department store got lucky. Ive worked in multiple hospitals and I know a near mental break when I see one when it comes to these retards in adulthood. Abusing them is a big mistake because it can backfire. Hell, that's all I'm here for now, waiting for the inevitable update that Danny shanks one of the weens.
Danny is malnourished, retarded, and will scream his intent at the top of his lungs long before getting near his target; any halfway competent man will be able to disarm him just as easily as they could with chris. Being a schizo does not give you super powers or berserker fury, I've slapped around more than enough tard raging dullards to know this.
 
The pros of Daniel going to jail:
  • Having a roof over his head in the winter
  • Having regular meals
  • Being forced to take a shower with delousing powder
  • Having clothes that don't smell like he pulled them out from a pile of roadkill
  • There is a strong likelihood of some of his Reddit A-Logs getting themselves locked up thinking they'll get to harass him (they'll likely fail and will only have a criminal record to show for it)
The cons of Daniel going to jail:
  • He'll likely get his ass kicked for trying to steal another inmate's food
  • He'll probably try to squat in someone else's cell which will likely get his ass kicked
  • He might talk about being a pedophile which will get him on more than a few shit lists
  • He'll find himself in a situation where he'll scream "Try me bitch!" at the correctional officers
  • He'll hit himself until he's bloody which will result in him being placed under suicide watch
  • He might start crying if he gets roughed up, thus causing the other inmates to think he's a bitch
  • He might start screaming the nigger word if he gets upset
  • They may give him the Chris Chan treatment where they isolate him from the start and he comes out crazier than when he went in
There aren't a whole lot of pros here. You hate to see it, but some people never had a chance in life and Daniel's one of them. The rest of his life is going to be a vicious cycle of jail and being the A-Logs' plaything.
He deserves to go to jail, Daniel has been coddled his whole life and to see someone who is not only a dangerous pedophile but has never been told no finally in jail is satisfying.
 
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