Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Cracked open a fresh booster pack, all commons


Lucky last saved the day, holographic wild Lanza!

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Male coomer, u/lavieenoire wonders why straight men aren't attracted to him:
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What an interesting profile header he's got there:
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That pathetic, stoopid young fag. There has never been a better or easier time to be a gay man. He could have realized most of his romantic dreams of being idolized and cherished if he had just accepted a few immutable facts. And himself as he was. But instead he's pursuing a twisted fantasy larping as some kind of Daenerys Targaryen sex slave, and he wonders why no one wants to sincerely connect with him.

 

[Neko GF]

How are people this retarded? I'm lost.

Porn addiction tends to rot the brain. Being on Reddit also doesn't help. And of course, getting groomed by "Elder trans" on Discord & Twitter is another main cause of retardation among troons.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Not wanting to f a troon is a hate crime.

 

[AGP]

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Not wanting to f a troon is a hate crime.

I love how even pooners refuse to date an MTF troon.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I love how even pooners refuse to date an MTF troon.

Sometimes pooners go mask off and it’s like they’re this close to understanding TIMs are just some of the worst perverted misogynists.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Lucky last saved the day, holographic wild Lanza!

Holy shit those are crazy eyes.

Would not get in an elevator with him

 

[Constellationzero]

Holy shit those are crazy eyes.

Would not get in an elevator with him

Saw Dressed to Kill, did we?

 

[Geraldine]

Here's a horrifier for you.
Physically fit enough to fly an airplane, but to be a professional airline pilot ...
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If he brings suit, maybe it'll make the mainstream press and (possibly) his own thread on KF?

Dug into Reddit history a little. This is a year ago.
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How dare they think he's a head case. Sue baby sue!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Here's a horrifier for you.
Physically fit enough to fly an airplane, but to be a professional airline pilot ...
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If he brings suit, maybe it'll make the mainstream press and (possibly) his own thread on KF?

Dug into Reddit history a little. This is a year ago.
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How dare they think he's a head case. Sue baby sue!

Transitioned from an ok looking healthy guy to a faggot who looks like he's got aids.

 

[peepooman]

I know this comment is over 400 pages old, but I think it would be absolutely hilarious to make one of these fake companies and send troons actual testosterone instead of estrogen.

Fuck it, send them tren.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

damn, she really hates dykes to be ranting this hard about how often she's mistaken as one. 'I hate being viewed as a lesbian... but only because they see me as a woman! ...and I also fucking HATE it when dykes hit on me!!!!'

also, how is she getting hit on 24/7 by the lesbians crowding her to lick her pussy, but she's also constantly being called a tranny LITERALLY hundreds of times in her 'small town'? unless... could this mystery location be the TERF utopia we've been dreaming of, hidden like Atlantis?

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Help this online troon test is transphobic!!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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Yeah I’m sure no one has a clue…

It's almost...poignant to see this man posing in front of a wall of what I assume to be family photos, wearing an ill-fitting dress with his stringy hair, thinking he's such a hot "girl" that no one at the workplace Christmas party knew that he's a dude. Go take care of your family, you selfish manbaby.

 

[Mutthole]

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"Sorry for my grammar btw, I also have autism."

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Not wanting to f a troon is a hate crime.

Gonna side with the tranny on this one. If you're basically a mentally unwell woman but you're swanning around with gender special titles and insisting on they/them pronouns you have an implicit gentleman's agreement with other lunatics to buy into their own gender nonsense. You should definitely be ready to suck the girldick

 

[deermeat]

Gonna side with the tranny on this one. If you're basically a mentally unwell woman but you're swanning around with gender special titles and insisting on they/them pronouns you have an implicit gentleman's agreement with other lunatics to buy into their own gender nonsense. You should definitely be ready to suck the girldick

You know what? I agree. If every "ally" was forced to suck girldick, there would be little to no allies.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

By the way the troon who posted this goes by "CrazyKnowledge5301". I wasn't able to dig up any photos of him but if anyone else somehow can, you just know they're going to be an absolute riot.
Googling the username led me to this YouTube channel which I cannot confirm is his, but the content is certainly autistic enough to be.

I'm fairly certain that the username is one automatically generated by Reddit. They all have the same format.

 

[Standardized Profile]

"I hated everything about my identity, especially the part where my mother could see some of herself in me, so I destroyed that part. Why doesn't she love me any more?"


You're not inferior to men, you're just different from them. Because you're a woman.

Let's get it out of the way: Women are inferior to men, ha ha!


I want to see video of some little dood wrestling and his packer starts slipping around, maybe slides down the leg of his singlet and falls out.


Having known women who had double mastectomies because of breast cancer, it might never end. That's one of the risks when you carve up the human body and pull stuff out.


The cognomen doesn't go in the middle, you idiot. It's in the third position. The nomen is in the middle. Your middle name shall be Junius.

Jezz, just go watch some porn or something, figure it out:


Pooners make me laugh, MTFs make me mad. I went over to r/MTF and the first thing I see is some guy who got caught by his wife, denied it, knocked her up, and now that there's a child in the picture he's going to start living his fetish full time. Pooners are weird scared young women playing pretend, MTFs are cruel, selfish men forcing their fetishes on others.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

"I hated everything about my identity, especially the part where my mother could see some of herself in me, so I destroyed that part. Why doesn't she love me any more?"
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You're not inferior to men, you're just different from them. Because you're a woman.
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Let's get it out of the way: Women are inferior to men, ha ha!

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I want to see video of some little dood wrestling and his packer starts slipping around, maybe slides down the leg of his singlet and falls out.

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Having known women who had double mastectomies because of breast cancer, it might never end. That's one of the risks when you carve up the human body and pull stuff out.

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The cognomen doesn't go in the middle, you idiot. It's in the third position. The nomen is in the middle. Your middle name shall be Junius.

Jezz, just go watch some porn or something, figure it out:
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Pooners make me laugh, MTFs make me mad. I went over to r/MTF and the first thing I see is some guy who got caught by his wife, denied it, knocked her up, and now that there's a child in the picture he's going to start living his fetish full time. Pooners are weird scared young women playing pretend, MTFs are cruel, selfish men forcing their fetishes on others.

Outside of the general trans nonsense like wanting people to play along with their delusions pooners aren't a danger to men in fact when they invade male spaces, they're usually putting themselves in danger more than any man. So really in the end they're just something to laugh at while male troons are predators, incels, and just full-blown nuts invading female spaces and are a danger.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Reddit pooner thinks she's found an honest-to-god bi/gay guy who sees her as a male. Fast forward six months and they're engaged, but all of a sudden he starts wanting to call her by her "dead name" and asking her to "become his woman" during sex. Now he's threatening to cancel the engagement if she persists in trying to identify as male.
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i thought i won, but i failed. self.ftm
Submitted 5 days ago * by Wild_Author_9717
i made a post on here (or the other subreddit r/gaytransguys) approximately 6 months ago, saying i met a cis guy who accepted me as trans and actually saw me a guy, was supportive of my transition socially, and medically.
today he asked to call me by my dead name and to become his woman for him while we were in foreplay. then he kinda got uninterested in me when i tried to switch the convo.
i kinda have been giving into detransitioning for him for like a while now not realizing the consequences but then it just kind of clicked. i havent taken T for 2 weeks (scared of needles+he hasnt helped me do it) and realized he was medically detransitioning me and giving me incorrect T doses when he would do my shot for me.
A hour ago i wanted to call you know, my cck…my cck, like how its supposed to be and he was so against that when he used to love calling it that. bonus points that he’s emotionally and physically abusive and has threatened to kick me out/unengage me/take the ring back multiple occasions.
i have no friends or family to help me out of this. i just lost my ssi appeal and have a chronic illness that makes it hard for me to keep a job and i might be fired soon.

I do feel a twinge of sympathy for this one -- in one of her replies she said she'd never been in a real relationship before apart from e-dating someone for a week (lol), so it sounds like she's just young and very naive.


It still blows my mind every time a pooner is shocked, shocked I tell you, when they find out that men will say things that aren't true in order to get sex.

"Sure, baby, you're the only girl I'm seeing, I swear."
"Sure, baby, I'll leave my wife for you, I swear."
"Sure, baby, I think you're a dude, I swear."

Some of the other pooners in the replies know what's up, though (lol).


Nonetheless, hopes springs eternal:

"I know this guy lied about being gay just to get in your pants, but that doesn't mean all the other guys out there who tell you they're gay are lying just to get in your pants."

Becoming MTF can also be a cope for homophobic gay guys: I'm not gay I'm a straight woman!

See also OG tranny Christine Jorgensen, a gay man who tried to become a woman because homosexuality was against his religion.

Relevant quote:

What can only be called a crush on a male friend during her teenage years disturbed Jorgensen deeply. She had read about but disavowed homosexuality early on, feeling that the term did not apply to her. She later expounded upon gayness as "deeply alien" to her Lutheran religious principles.

Subscribing to the era's "deviation" theories regarding homosexuality, Jorgensen never exactly became a champion of gay rights. She remarks in her autobiography, "I had seen enough to know that homosexuality brought with it social segregation and ostracism that I couldn't add to my own deep feeling of not belonging." She reports that she even became physically ill when a man propositioned her while she was still living as a man.