DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but I gotta know: Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other? Guy brags about his "family" of a wife, a cat, and his career but he looks like he wants to fucking die whenever any of them are onscreen.

They're both retarded and its better than living alone because Real Mature Adults are married.

So by being married they can point and say they're competent adults.

 

[myone]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but I gotta know: Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other? Guy brags about his "family" of a wife, a cat, and his career but he looks like he wants to fucking die whenever any of them are onscreen.

DSP:

• needs to LARP as a mature adult with a family
• needs a mom-wife to take care of him
• was hoping for a second income [not sure how substantial that still is]

fat Khet:

• no other options
• DSP = better than homelessness
• fat
• soulless
• horse

Sound good? *SNORT*

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remember when Phil said he doesn't want to do fundraisers anymore because he already asks a lot from his audience?

He says that but does them daily.

This is correct. Phil didn’t change Jasper’s name because he genuinely believes it’d confuse the cat khet.

Edited to reflect Phail's tale about his bride's intelligence

They're both retarded and its better than living alone because Real Mature Adults are married.

So by being married they can point and say they're competent adults.

The Blunder Twins need each other.

 

[Corpun]

I have never seen a household with this many trash cans and I;ve been in homes where there are 6+ kids living there at one time.

One trash can is for Jasper's litter and is only dumped when it is full and how many else for discarded food, containers, etc. That fucking garage is a biohazard and Phil is lucky he hasn't caught some fucking disease that has been eradicated in the first world for the past century. Any Washington Kiwis able to enlighten me on what the blue and green ones are for. I'm assuming they're both for specific recycling, but is the green one for cardboard and shit the the blue ones for plastic?

 

[marlintan]

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I have never seen a household with this many trash cans and I;ve been in homes where there are 6+ kids living there at one time.

One trash can is for Jasper's litter and is only dumped when it is full and how many else for discarded food, containers, etc. That fucking garage is a biohazard and Phil is lucky he hasn't caught some fucking disease that has been eradicated in the first world for the past century. Any Washington Kiwis able to enlighten me on what the blue and green ones are for. I'm assuming they're both for specific recycling, but is the green one for cardboard and shit the the blue ones for plastic?

I'm pretty sure the green one is for food waste/ compost material, blue is plastic, aluminum and dry paper cardboard, the ones without serial numbers (the 3 black ones) are what he takes to the dump... I could be wrong but that's my head canon.

I have 5 trash cans as well but is for a duplex with 2 families... 3 trash and 2 recycling, we pay extra for the additional cans from the city.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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I have never seen a household with this many trash cans and I;ve been in homes where there are 6+ kids living there at one time.

One trash can is for Jasper's litter and is only dumped when it is full and how many else for discarded food, containers, etc. That fucking garage is a biohazard and Phil is lucky he hasn't caught some fucking disease that has been eradicated in the first world for the past century. Any Washington Kiwis able to enlighten me on what the blue and green ones are for. I'm assuming they're both for specific recycling, but is the green one for cardboard and shit the the blue ones for plastic?

Your answer to that photo is in this post

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-6885#post-8418590

Basically blue=recycling and he has like 3 bins because he has to separate it himself; green=solid material waste and is a 32 gallon can picked up every 14 days, so they are producing over 2 1/4 gallons of trash per day that it is piling up so much they have to make regular visits to the dump; grey=compostables which Phil says he doesn't use.

 

[Corpun]

Your answer to that photo is in this post

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-6885#post-8418590

Basically blue=recycling and he has like 3 bins because he has to separate it himself; green=solid material waste and is a 32 gallon can picked up every 14 days, so they are producing over 2 1/4 gallons of trash per day that it is piling up so much they have to make regular visits to the dump; grey=compostables which Phil says he doesn't use.

What a horrifying read. Fortress of Snortitude must smell awful with all that waste sitting there for weeks.

Edit: What a fucking dense faggot. Autistically focusing on a fucking headboard while Leanna shows off for him.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but I gotta know: Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other? Guy brags about his "family" of a wife, a cat, and his career but he looks like he wants to fucking die whenever any of them are onscreen.

Phil said the other day that she probably wont be on stream for a while because she was bored. Of course it wasnt Phil's fault, it was his viewers job to entertain her...

It's pretty clear they got married because Phil's parents gave him money for his taxes and she gets to live there because Phil doesnt want to be seen as a loser. He spent months pretending his doordash orders were homecooked by Khet and his bullshit day out stories fell by the wayside when he couldnt think of anything else to pretend they actually spend time together

 

[BScCollateral]

Why are Phil and his wife still together if they clearly loathe each other?

Going bythe odds, divorce is rarely initiated by husbands. I think guys are more likely to just "get along" even when the marriage has turned into a roommate arrangement.
Kat seems to have genuine problems and is unlikely to give up a meal ticket.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Kat failed in being the soulmaid, she barely or doesn't cook at all, she obviously despises streaming with him and collecting all the money like he wants. Judging by Dave's daily podcast therapy sessions, I doubt they even talk at all.

The only thing left is the family man mature adult nonsense, which even his dents mock.

At some point, you'd think Dave would sperg out, say fuck this and throw her fat ass out. There's no logical reason to keep doing this. Who is he impressing?

 

[arc minsk]

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I have never seen a household with this many trash cans and I;ve been in homes where there are 6+ kids living there at one time.

One trash can is for Jasper's litter and is only dumped when it is full and how many else for discarded food, containers, etc. That fucking garage is a biohazard and Phil is lucky he hasn't caught some fucking disease that has been eradicated in the first world for the past century. Any Washington Kiwis able to enlighten me on what the blue and green ones are for. I'm assuming they're both for specific recycling, but is the green one for cardboard and shit the the blue ones for plastic?

his schizophrenic rants about "SEATTLE'S GREEN GARBAGE" are ridiculous. he's been autistically ranting about it for years. he's so paranoid about going over in his allotted amount of garbage that he's broken his garbage disposable multiple times by cramming endless amounts of food into it because he has no idea how garbage disposals work or what their purpose is. he also has to go to the dump very often to get rid of excess trash.

>we only get one medium sized trashcan because you're not allowed to throw things away in this libshit democrat city seattle!

it's you and one person, literally nobody else has this problem. i live in a similar state of libshit affairs of seattle and it's fine. no garbage issues. don't have to go to the dump each month to get rid of all my extra trash.

and sorry for the double post this is what i actually came here for and didn't see it in this main thread. what's up with Jake Lasso? he's been copyright striking all of the detractors (and got a handful of youtube channels nuked already) in the name of darksydephil. anyone who hasn't been banned already are privating all of their videos. he's sending DMCA on behalf of DSP and using his business info for the legal notices.

 

[Ayase]

I don't know why but the way he says "lewk" pisses me off.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

and sorry for the double post this is what i actually came here for and didn't see it in this main thread. what's up with Jake Lasso? he's been copyright striking all of the detractors (and got a handful of youtube channels nuked already) in the name of darksydephil. anyone who hasn't been banned already are privating all of their videos. he's sending DMCA on behalf of DSP and using his business info for the legal notices.

There's a few dents that do this, because filing a counter complaint requires putting personal info in. Dave's ability to goad his retard fans into nuking things like TIHYDP is why we don't get good ones anymore ajd why DSP is becoming increasingly irrelevant even by his standards.

 

[arc minsk]

There's a few dents that do this, because filing a counter complaint requires putting personal info in. Dave's ability to goad his retard fans into nuking things like TIHYDP is why we don't get good ones anymore ajd why DSP is becoming increasingly irrelevant even by his standards.

that "this is just like me FR FR" really fucking sent him into a new spiral. he's so assblasted from it. and it was a 3 year long subscriber to his channel, too, not even a detractor.

 

[Prince Lotor]

and sorry for the double post this is what i actually came here for and didn't see it in this main thread. what's up with Jake Lasso? he's been copyright striking all of the detractors (and got a handful of youtube channels nuked already) in the name of darksydephil. anyone who hasn't been banned already are privating all of their videos. he's sending DMCA on behalf of DSP and using his business info for the legal notices.

Is this guy taking requests? I'm kidding.

But seriously one of the few things keeping DSP relevant is the exposure and attention he gets from detractor videos, so I just don't pay attention when one of the several schizophrenic retards who does this starts doing it again.

I know it sucks but they're all monetized anyway so just register an LLC and create a business Adsense account instead of a personal one. Problem solved.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I'm no Tekken expert but didn't that dive kick Lars pulled off look extra risky? Like if it misses, it was basically round?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Meowblocked coming through with an update:

There's even an animated T-Pose version.

 

[ManakaLala]

I thought I heard him say he wasn't going to bother with that short Silent Hill game. I'm guessing someone told him the story is extremely gay about social media bullying so we can probably expect some equally gay grandstanding from The Guy.

 

[arc minsk]

I thought I heard him say he wasn't going to bother with that short Silent Hill game. I'm guessing someone told him the story is extremely gay about social media bullying so we can probably expect some equally gay grandstanding from The Guy.

he'll play it in 2 weeks when nobody gives a fuck about it and everyone already played it but he "heard good things". his defiant oppositional disorder rules his ability to make money.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Phil, bruh, that shirt is too small.