Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.3%

  • Total voters
    257
Especially since Josh would actually drive subs to locals. Nick has basically given up on locals because he can't have a coomer safe space and rarely advertises it on twitter or even on stream. As with everything else Nick didn't get his way so he took his ball and went home to cry.
Especially since the Stripe account associated with Gumroad is dead, Null will likely able to move most of those people to Locals. I forsee a MATI Locals with blackjack and hookers, 10x more usable than Nick's is right now. Unless Still-Born signs up that is...

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Don't hold your breath regarding Locals. The guy that reached out to me is really hard to get a hold of and he didn't follow through with a talk yesterday. Very frustrating.
Well shit, maybe Potentially Criminal can help? Especially since that non-practicing lawyer requires a Balldo to be worn before doing favors.
 
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Don't hold your breath regarding Locals. The guy that reached out to me is really hard to get a hold of and he didn't follow through with a talk yesterday. Very frustrating.
So, we likely won't be getting Null hot tub streams?

Darn.

I think @Useful_Mistake told you he wanted pole dances.
 
Good for you!

The wage gap between KF jannies (paid nothing) and Rekieta jannies (paid in drunken homoerotic pole dances) was patiently unfair. Null needed to stop exploiting his employees.

That's because we don't care about cartoon tiddies like some degenerates and just want to laugh at people in peace. What do we look like? Nicks audience?
A fair number of Kiwis, self included, donated to Vic's GFM.

However, I've long suspected that the lion's share of donations probably came from Vic fangirls. Many of whom probably don't follow Nick anymore.
 
Now I really want the KF Litigation Fund to beat Vic's.
its not going to, but the fact that its so close is heartwarming, although i do have to wonder how much higher it would have been if null decided to do this 5 years ago. Null just gave up on being the kiwifarms good will ambassador after the NP2 debacle. Which is sad because of how many streamers who's career took off during Covid were either fans of MATI, Chris-chanology, or the farms itself. IIRC Chrissie Mayr's original co-host was a @Lidl Drip tier null fanboy and even did an amazing impression of him on almost every episode. Null turned down any attempt made to get him to guest on that show.

Null has said since Floyd he'll only be a guest on Joe Rogan's show, which is sort of fucked considered Sven and Mike and other people with similar views as null have all but been told to fuck off because Null's too busy. I'm sure having a bunch of streamers with good relationships with him would have come in handy during this fundraising opportunity. Ones outside the sector too.

I'm sure he would have used this as a pity party if he could but he didn't. So it must be embarassing, imo.
either him or kayla having hit their head hard while drunk, it would be one of the few No Big Deal things that would cause someone to have to be watched for 24 hours.
his ability to throw pennies at anything is quickly catching up to his lack of decency.
its a good thing nick isn't known for spending money frivolously /sn
If you've ever personally known an addict or worked with one, you will be amazed by the lies they make up about their family incl kids as a way to deflect from their poor performance or other issues.
thats why i'm calling bullshit on most of what we know about Kayla, literally look who its coming from, imagine if we only had Nick's word on Null or countless other people. And thats all we have to go on for how Kayla is. If you genuinely think Kayla just sits around in a drug addled haze watching tv and eating bon bons all day while spending Nick's hard earned money then you have to also think its 100% accurate that Null is some 2009-era chris chan level retard who demands names of who to ban from his site if you bring up kiwifarms and he knows less about human interactions than your average golden retriever.
 
Some funny LOCALS things I found while scraping old streams for clips:

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Good for you!

The wage gap between KF jannies (paid nothing) and Rekieta jannies (paid in drunken homoerotic pole dances) was patiently unfair. Null needed to stop exploiting his employees.


A fair number of Kiwis, self included, donated to Vic's GFM.

However, I've long suspected that the lion's share of donations probably came from Vic fangirls. Many of whom probably don't follow Nick anymore.
Money spent doing that could probably got you a few shares with Meta. They're now apparently paying dividends now so they'd at least pay out yearly.
 
Last weekend Nick got ass blasted by the steel toe boot guy. He probably liked it.

This weekend, Nick was already blown out before Friday was over, both by Josh's amazing fundraiser (over 10x his fundraiser in less than 2 days) *and* by Metokur. I wonder how long it will take his rectum to heal from this ego gaping.
 
I always appreciate an IASIP reference, especially from the seasons when they were really good.

Hard to find a bad season IMO. Theres a few sleeper seasons but other than that, they're always putting out great kahntent.

My theory on the cancelled shows is he actually did follow through with having gay sex with the faggot from the hot tub after he had promised our wife he wouldn't she caught him on his knees and now he has been having to deal with her being pissed for a week. You saw her face during that stream she wasn't into it.
After watching and rewatching the hot tub segment several times, its really hard to imagine anyone sleeping with the steel toed clown. He was so annoying and faggy, I cant imagine even balldo going so low. Then again, maybe it was his degeneracy magnum opus, 69'ing the most annoying faggot in the world while his wife coped and seethed over her horrible choice of life partner.
 
Somehow, this thieving fag never got around to that auction did he?
I believe there may be a master list somewhere of Nick’s broken promises. But I think we need a dedicated list just for his shirked financial commitments, including the 50k subs gift he now says would be too expensive for him.
 
I believe there may be a master list somewhere of Nick’s broken promises. But I think we need a dedicated list just for his shirked financial commitments, including the 50k subs gift he now says would be too expensive for him.
It's totally unreasonable to expect a worthless faggot like Nick ever to live up to a promise. It is the fault of the fools who trusted him. They should have known he's just a liar who will never do anything he says he'll do.
 
I believe there may be a master list somewhere of Nick’s broken promises. But I think we need a dedicated list just for his shirked financial commitments, including the 50k subs gift he now says would be too expensive for him.
100k subscriber 24 hour stream
Media channel reviews
Regular gaming streams
Regular film streams
Rittenhouse superchats
Legal interns/employees
Collaborations with various creators
5k gift
Clips channel content
Chad Dad streams
Big Brain Panel streams
Father's Day stream
The weird Seattle business venture
His heretical Bible content on LOCALS
Poor Kendra Paris 2A stream and red flag laws
Live Chat Wednesday
The DISCORD in general
‘The Vic-era knives auction
His coloring book
His merchandise store
Getting that weird cancelled actor on
Getting Norm Pattis on
His hot yoga thot stream on Twitch
Various travel streams
Balldo review

This is NOT up to date. Feel free to chime in on what's missing. What I can remember right now is..

The content creator guide locals video series
 
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I would just like to remind everyone that Null, with all the shit that plagues him, was able to mint custom pressed silver coins, and eventually get them delivered to everyone who ordered them.

Trustfund Nick is still unable to print his logo onto a set of cheap whiskey tumblers for the 100 or so wino moms who still watch him on Locals.

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