Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

I'm in the STD camp. Hopefully the non anti biotic resistant kind of chlamydia.

Count me in the foreign object stuck in the rectum brigade.

I was all prepared to rule out the STD thing because nobody stays off work because of an STD -- unless it's end stage syphilis or full blown AIDS and both of these are easily controlled with medication. But this is Rekieta we're talking about here. If he passes a particularly loud and noxious fart, he considers himself medically unfit to work, so that does sort of confound things.

But I like to steel man the guy and take him at his word. He says that him and Lady R are still in an exclusive relationship and I believe him. Strong black men inserting foreign objects into his rectum wouldn't be a violation of his marriage vows, so my money's on that. He's either got something stuck inside there, or his insides have all been dragged out on retraction.

Either he's waiting to be fitted for a silicon device to hold it all in place, or he's on the list for an emergency rectoplexy.

The Knoxville stories about Kayla by Andy Warski getting real attention

I hadn't realized Warski's encounter with Kayla had taken place in Knoxville. He should have taken some tips from the Louvin Brothers.

 

[miss ethanol]

his works for Nick too because no one will know until some fan a few months down the line asks him to fix something on Rumble, and he snaps at them and how Rumble is a bunch of faggots who don't realise his social media expertry!

You forgot hoping they make a million dollars.

So Nick is now selling his sobriety for a decent chunk when compared to Ralph.

But how long until desperation creeps in and he starts lowering the price to Ralph's? What about Blade's? Will we also get Nick's version of Lit Romney, but instead of yelling nigger the whole time, it's talking about dick and balldos?

Nick is reaching DSP levels of grifting and even DSP charged $100 per shot.

He already talks about that, so there wouldn't be much difference.

josh mentioned the fundraiser for litigation on stream and has already surpassed nicks. looks like he got so much it reached its daily limit.

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But I was told that Nick is a social media expert and that Josh needed to put the balldo to get help from the Youtube titan Nick Rekieta. Are you telling me Nick is a liar and retard!?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is reaching DSP levels of grifting and even DSP charged $100 per shot.

When this jizz gargling faggot doesn't get $150 per shot, he'll just guzzle down booze anyway.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Attention all Rekieta Law watchers: the ass bottle has shattered and Nicholas Robert Rekieta is in great danger. He needs your help and prayers to regain the ability to walk, but more importantly, to do this he needs the golden balldo and a couple of whisky jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year, filled into the KF Litigation Fund. But, you gotta be quick, so Josh can secure the bag and help him achieve the epic Sober February Royal!

 

[Spaded Dave]

This is someone who would complain in detail about his kids' schedules and how he had to drive X child to location A or whatever, not even with a point to the complaining, just for the sake of complaining.

"Let me tell you about the coping mechanisms of my teen daughter for all the internet to see, including how she bursts out into song and cries for no reason."

"Don't you DARE mention my daughters sniffles!"

 

[Swole McPole]

Even a 1/4 dose of LSD is going to last a lot longer than 3 hours. It doesn't even have to be psychedelics

The dose will last about eight hours on average, but it only usually goes wrong during the peak part of the experience, so 3 hours for a standard 'bad trip' would seem about right to me. I had a couple of tough times back in the early 70's when acid was genuinely strong. The 'bad' part rarely lasted longer than an hour.

Of course, it could be a full-on psychotic break and that'd last longer than three hours, but something bigger than just the drug effects are going on there.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Even a 1/4 dose of LSD is going to last a lot longer than 3 hours. It doesn't even have to be psychedelics. Nick has mentioned doing edibles before. It's very common for people (especially drunk people) to vastly underestimate dosages with edibles and put themselves in a really bad place for many hours as it works its way through their digestive system. Cannabis hyperemesis syndrome is a bitch.

ah jeez that takes me back lmfao. I used to vape a lot of weed back in the degen days and would eat the vaped weed as it worked as edibles (usually mixed it in yogurt or something). I always overdosed and ended up vomiting up little bits of vaped weed.

Other issue is getting too high can make you feel like you're gonna die with heart explodin happened to me once or twice with some highly dosed edibles.

 

[thebigdream]

I’m so absolutely fucking over his constant whining and bitching about the family he created. Oh boo-hoo, you can’t run around and party as much as you could before. Seems like that’s the first thing you know when you go into parenthood, you leave your old life behind and create a new one, one with a lot tighter schedule and more responsibility - but again, it’s the life you chose. It doesn’t mesh well with fucking other couples, giving your wife a body complex, and drinking all day and night.

If you want those things fine, don’t bring helpless vulnerable people into this world that need stability then. Nick’s problem could be any number of things but he’s just another BPD whore at heart, ruining his family with his constant need for attention and sex.

To some extent, he still could've retained much of his independence if he'd had 1 or 2. It's not that hard to juggle when they're old enough to be semi-independent, and they'll only have a few out of school obligations between them.

The dumb motherfucker had FIVE. The absolute retard. 5 is hard even if you are a full time dad who loves raising kids, typically you need grandparents, friends, community etc. constantly involved to keep everything moving. I don't know how he got past the first couple without thinking woah, I should stop, this isn't for me. It would be fascinating to see his and Kayla's mental states over the years. Maybe she was more involved early on and it felt more possible.

 

[AnOminous]

Even a 1/4 dose of LSD is going to last a lot longer than 3 hours.

Eat a 10 dose strip of cid from a sheet and you're going to trip a couple days at least.

The dumb motherfucker had FIVE. The absolute retard. 5 is hard even if you are a full time dad who loves raising kids, typically you need grandparents, friends, community etc. constantly involved to keep everything moving.

And this complete asshole openly hates his kids. What a complete jerkoff. Imagine how these kids are going to grow up knowing what a piece of shit their dad is.

"Let me tell you about the coping mechanisms of my teen daughter for all the internet to see, including how she bursts out into song and cries for no reason."

"Don't you DARE mention my daughters sniffles!"

Drug Dad of the Year. What a loser. What a faggot.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Eat a 10 dose strip of cid from a sheet and you're going to trip a couple days at least.

You actually wouldn't. LSD has a half-life of 3.6 hours, so 1 day has almost 7 half-lives. Even if you had some really strong 250ug a hit shit, you'd be down to around 19.5ug in a day, which is around how much the tech bros use to microdose.

 

[Captain Manning]

josh mentioned the fundraiser for litigation on stream and has already surpassed nicks. looks like he got so much it reached its daily limit.

IN TWO HOURS!!!

Null hit the $25K daily limit in TWO HOURS! That's like half of Rekieta's net Superchat/Rumble income for the entirety of 2023. Who knows how much it could have made today if there weren't a limit.

But I'm sure Mr. Can't Even Outraise Montagraph still thinks that he'd totally be able to pull in tons of money for KF if Null wouldn't only put on the Balldo.

Pathetic. Eat shit. Even if KF ultimately loses this thing, it amply demonstrates how delusional Nick is.

Hell, I think it might have actually raised money at a faster rate that Vic's GFM.

 

[Kit Marz]

I am just baffled HOW Nick has supporters. I would be embarrassed if I still were a fan, and I am glad I did NOT recommend him to anyone outside the Rittenhouse coverage. ADHD and laziness saved me.

HOW EMBARASSING!

I recommended him to a female friend and my mom during the Depp trial, but also recommended Emily Baker. Thankfully they both chose her over him. I can't imagine the look they would give me as soon as Nick started talking about the balldo.

 

[Passacaille]

Who knows how much it could have made today if there weren't a limit.

It's at $35.5K or over at this very moment. The cap was lifted.

Does anyone remember how much Rekieta raised before he took down his Givesendgo? It would be a fun comparison. Reketia might say he didn't advertise his campaign much, but neither did Null.

 

[Fapcop]

You actually wouldn't. LSD has a half-life of 3.6 hours, so 1 day has almost 7 half-lives. Even if you had some really strong 250ug a hit shit, you'd be down to around 19.5ug in a day, which is around how much the tech bros use to microdose.

LSD may have a short half-life, but the effects last a lot longer, trust me.

12-18 hours isn’t that unusual for a trip.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"I actually hope Josh makes A MILLION dollars on his fundraiser! Of course he is going to lose the case because he is an incel prude down syndrome autist... But I love the guy."

 

[Mutthole]

When Nick tried to gaslight the kid into thinking they didn't see what they saw, they said it wasn't from the ass blasting, as they've unfortunately witnessed his twink ass get reamed before.

Twinks are young and cute. Nick is neither. Nick is not a twink. He's a bloated old circuit queen whose breath smells like marinara, cum, and ass.

 

[DumbDude43]

ah jeez that takes me back lmfao. I used to vape a lot of weed back in the degen days and would eat the vaped weed as it worked as edibles (usually mixed it in yogurt or something). I always overdosed and ended up vomiting up little bits of vaped weed.

Other issue is getting too high can make you feel like you're gonna die with heart explodin happened to me once or twice with some highly dosed edibles.

eating weed (whether it's retard shit like eating the leftovers after vaping, or real edibles) is pretty nasty
the good part about smoking (or vaping) the stuff is that the effects kick in very fast, so you have a good deal of control over how high you get. but if you eat it with food, it takes a very long time to become active, so it is very easy to accidentally consume way too much of it and end up with a nasty trip that is way too strong for you.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

LSD may have a short half-life, but the effects last a lot longer, trust me.

12-18 hours isn’t that unusual for a trip.

You don't understand how half-life works then. Every half-life your body eliminates half of the dose. So yes you can take 250ug and then 12 hours, or just over 3 half-lives, later still not be totally down cause you've still got 30ug in you. I've done plenty of LSD and if I took 250ug I'd be pretty close to all the way down at 10 hours. And if I took a 10 strip, which for me would've usually been 1250ug, I wouldn't even be up 24 hours. I'd be able to sleep and wake up sober the next day. If you're tripping for days and you didn't do a thumbprint then you're probably prone to psychosis and shouldn't be fucking with psychedelics.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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"I actually hope Josh makes A MILLION dollars on his fundraiser! Of course he is going to lose the case because he is an incel prude down syndrome autist... But I love the guy."

Everyday we get closer and closer to this being a reality, as the booze and scripts eat away at him from within. Except I would rather spend a day with the Crypt Keeper instead of single minute listening to Rackets.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Since Rekieta isn't a law channel anymore. He missed an opportunity to stream a massive politically driven trial. Jennifer Crumbley, the mom of a school shooter in Michigan is being charged with manslaughter. Closing arguments are taking place now. A total of 7 days.

I counted 29 live streams on YouTube covering this. About 37k live viewers across all of the channels including Kurt the Virgin of Uncivil Law, and the other Megan Fox. Maybe he should have done his sober January with doing 'actual work' to get his Rumble contract renewed.

Who do you think you are? Some kind of social media or superchat expert? You don't even have a Balldo, do you!?

*Licks bottle smugly*

IN TWO HOURS!!!

Null hit the $25K daily limit in TWO HOURS! That's like half of Rekieta's net Superchat/Rumble income for the entirety of 2023. Who knows how much it could have made today if there weren't a limit.

But I'm sure Mr. Can't Even Outraise Montagraph still thinks that he'd totally be able to pull in tons of money for KF if Null wouldn't only put on the Balldo.

Pathetic. Eat shit. Even if KF ultimately loses this thing, it amply demonstrates how delusional Nick is.

Hell, I think it might have actually raised money at a faster rate that Vic's GFM.

Good! I hope he manages to keep Nick's albatross influence away from his case.