Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?


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Last night my boy had a funny moment that got me, he was getting felted and he was going to do something ( get a drink, do a song request I don't remember ) and he straight up said, in a non-whiny or upset tone, "here let me lose this real quick" :lossmanjack:
I had the clip for this ready to go but completely got felted by the uploads being fucked on the Farms, but here it is:

 
I had the clip for this ready to go but completely got felted by the uploads being fucked on the Farms, but here it is:

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This game is JUST like Runescape flower games.
In Runescape there's an item called "mithril seeds" which when you use it, it plants a flower and forces your character to move one tile west. Before 2013, they would come up a random color, red, blue, yellow, purple, orange, mixed (RBY multicolor), assorted (a different multicolor), black or white.

Players used this to create gambling games where two players stand side by side, planting mithril seeds, usually 5 each, with pokeresque rules, whoever had the best "hand" won. This was patched out of the game in 2013 when, to appease British regulators, Jagex patched the game so that when you plant mithril seeds they only came up as mixed flowers instead of a random one. Before it was patched, this gambling totally ruled the game for years. After flower games were patched out, gamblers switched to staking in the Duel Arena, which is how Austin got his start in gambling.

It was really hard finding a good video of it because they're all either private servers or really old videos in shit quality.

The way the gems come up one at a time and you have to get certain combinations to win reminds me EXACTLY of flower poker. Maybe not the same exact same rules, but it hits dopamine in the same way. Here's an example of flower poker from a private server, see the similarities for yourself:

Runescape and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
 
What kind of idiot smokes crack out of an apple? You only smoke weed out of an apple, rat.
Imagine what a retard you have to be that you're a crackhead, and yet, you don't even have a crack pipe.

How much of a fucking failure are you that you're a crackhead, literally the shit you do is smoke crack, and yet, you don't even have a crack pipe? What the fuck is wrong with you at that point?
 
Rat dad makes another sudden appearance
“He came in here like a child.”

He waited at your doorway (not door because you have a hole) for you to recognize he was there. Then he asked for his blanket. Bossman immediately starts shit talking. How about don’t take your dads blanket and you won’t have to deal with him coming to get it.

I can really see Bossman and ratdad getting into a physical fight sooner than later. It will just take Austin being cracked out and ratdad sick of his shit.
 
I feel bad for rat dad. He wants his unemployed crackhead son out of the house but his wife insists on keeping him there. What a treat it must have been for him during those 10 months where Austin was incarcerated.

Funnily enough, I was just rewatching a month old clip of rat dad vs crackhead. Austin had won $3K and excitedly yelled at rat dad in an attempt to get him in on the celebrations. Rat dad asked him what happened to the $7K he won earlier that day and Austin told him that he had lost it all. Rat dad was not impressed. Crackhead Austin got very perturbed and called rat dad "a cocksucker". Rat dad who, mind you, let's 28-year-old crackhead Austin live in his house rent free, and provides him with food and vapes.

I hope some day rat dad will find the strength to kick Austin the fuck out of the house. And that the lack of Austin's parasitic presence will finally let him enjoy his retirement.
 
Which do you think is more likely, the rat who ordered them has agents at all the nearby Amazon fulfillment warehouses scouring the orders database so they can spike the order with LSD/etc or some retard ordered $20 of juice to Austin's parents house?
Right now a small group of men with self-inflicted genital mutilations and screwed up internal chemistries have enough "agents" and influence to have endless smear pieces published, convince Tier 1 ISPs to unilaterally black hole entire IP networks, seize domain names and otherwise interfere with regular internet operations (without recourse), and even whine into the ears of a few high-ranking politicians for favors, all in an effort to take down a web site with only about ten to twenty thousand users because they don't like what's said about them there.

I don't want to hear this kind of "how likely do you think [ridiculous thing] is?" bullshit when I literally have to spend five minutes fighting against incredulous looks and obvious disbelief when explaining to friends and family why KF is fundraising to litigate against the shitheads constantly attacking it. I shouldn't have to say "no, I am not making that up" just to describe some of this site's enemies to people who normally find me trustworthy, reliable, level-headed and not prone to hysteria.

In this instance, is it likely? No. Plausible? Yes. This is clown world. The ludicrous is routine here.

Personally I would never eat unsolicited foodstuffs delivered anonymously to my house.
This is the correct attitude.

Up until the late 70's drug manufacturers never bothered to even seal bottles of pills with plastic shrink wrap or foil because, after all, how likely was it that some asshole would actually go into a busy grocery store in broad daylight to open up pill bottles, put poison in them, close them back up and put them back on the shelf?

Then nature takes its fucking course and now medications come in packaging sealed up to varying degrees of obnoxiousness.
 
Rat dad makes another sudden appearance.

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EDIT: 30 mins later, another rat dad appearance after more gayops.

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Are you winning son? Or is it squirtin' son?
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“He came in here like a child.”

He waited at your doorway (not door because you have a hole) for you to recognize he was there. Then he asked for his blanket. Bossman immediately starts shit talking. How about don’t take your dads blanket and you won’t have to deal with him coming to get it.

I can really see Bossman and ratdad getting into a physical fight sooner than later. It will just take Austin being cracked out and ratdad sick of his shit.
Ratdad doesn't deserve shit. How much has he juiced Bossman today, huh? How many subs has he gifted? He never lifts a single fucking finger that rat.
 
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