Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Dread First said:
The highlights of this thread are fucking abysmal. It's literally the same 4-5 jokes being repeated ad nauseam, and maybe one or two worthwhile updates here and there.
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To be fair the jokes are still funny, but that is a magnificent post.

I salute you, and your autism.
 
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Dread First said:
Elliot reposting something about the ICJ's ruling and how Big Tech was complicit in genocide.
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Oy vey! Honeycomb has an anti-semite in the payroll? I wonder if anyone who funds that company should look into that? Maybe ask Elliot about his opinions on October 7th?
Seafarer said:
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Wouldn’t be surprised if one of Elliot’s email tranny jannys is getting Consent Accident’d after No-Dong goes into a narc rage after taking another felting.
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Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
 
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Vesperus said:
To be fair the jokes are still funny, but that is a magnificent post.

I salute you, and your autism.
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Thank you, my brother in Christ. Unfortunately, even my autism has its limits. If I really wanted to be thorough, LinkedIn gives me no shortage of avenues to pursue. Comments, reactions, shares, mutual contacts, the list goes on. My previous posts that archived LinkedIn shit also briefly covered other people within two or three degrees of separation from Elliot. It truly is Corporate Doxbin in every sense of the phrase, but to that effect... I'm only one guy, I have absolute fuck-all for programming know-how to make my life easier when scraping LinkedIn (I literally archived each post as I scrolled through his profile on a pair of split-screened browser windows), and there's just so much shit to cover.

Imperial Citizen said:
Oy vey! Honeycomb has an anti-semite in the payroll? I wonder if anyone who funds that company should look into that? Maybe ask Elliot about his opinions on October 7th?
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Or, and hear me out on this, you make a LinkedIn account yourself, max out all your privacy settings, and dig through Elliot's refuse like I did. My most sincere apologies for sounding like an ornery old coot, but all the time you spend making half-assed jokes could just as easily be spent gathering content at minimal risk to yourself.

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I do not have the mental acuity to dig through LinkedIn, Cohost, or any of that today. Just wanted to test if the videos I saved previously will upload and embed.

And as of 04FEB 09:04 GMT-5, it would appear that the same thing is happening: they're "attaching," but no "insert" is available. If I hit "post reply" right now, these attachments absolutely will not save, nor will they attach and embed if I edit the post. I'm stumped. "Insert Video" from the post editor isn't working either.
 
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Dread First said:
you make a LinkedIn account yourself, max out all your privacy settings, and dig through Elliot's refuse like I did
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Premium LinkedIn offers a ton of other features too like unlimited browsing, but its rather expensive and theres a ton of plans that don't include all features. I think the business-tier is the cheapest one that gives you the most options but its like $70/month. Its been 2 years since I had it. If anyone has enough shekels laying around and wants to do it, be my guest. Alternatively just make a burner LinkedIn. If you need connections to give the account legitimacy, random college students are a great way to build it.
 
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ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
UND DAS HEIBT
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"WIR MUßEN DIE SCHWÄNZE AUSROTTEN!"

(A little late, but the Hitler analogy just hit me)
 
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AnOminous said:
RAPE RAPE RAPE.

That is all Elliot is about. He rapes people. He is a rapist.
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So what you're saying here is that this gentleman Elliot, who goes by the name of Liz Fong-Jones, is a rapist? So that means when Liz Fong-Jones, who uses the username of lizthegrey on multiple platforms, who is the field CTO of the tech company honeycomb.io (the same honeycomb.io that specializes in observability platforms on their website https://www.honeycomb.io) says that they committed a "consent accident", Liz Fong-Jones is admitting that they are a rapist and that they raped somebody because they love rape?

Fascinating, I sure hope Google picks this up in their search engine.
 
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AnOminous said:
representative raperesentative
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Don't misrepresent his title. It upsets him like dog hair upsets his victims.

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A chinese man with shoulder length black hair. his face is a square. He is wearing dark purple lipstick. He has no facial hair. He is holding his hands together. He is wearing a pink shirt that says "Consent Accident" in white letters. There is dog hair on the shirt. He is wearing glasses. He is standing in front of a building. He is upset. Photorealistic.

(Reface 4.3 applied post-generation)
 
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