🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Swamp_Donkey]

To be fair it might have been worth something as fishtank memorabilia.

its probably worth more in pieces tbqh

 

[A Thousand Year Chike]

Jimmy streamed last night. I haven't watched the whole thing but the loop at 37.20 is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ukhBikqVh5k?t=2240

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jimmy streamed last night. I haven't watched the whole thing but the loop at 37.20 is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ukhBikqVh5k?t=2240

I watched it live and it was actually not bad. The thing it further confirmed for me was that Jimmy on fishtank is Jimmy. He played it up a bit but that's his actual personality he is really a manchild like that.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Marche]

I can't be fucked confirming it but Jimmy posted his "mix tapes" on twitter and there was a heap of songs by furry artists

further proof he fucks dogs

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I can't be fucked confirming it but Jimmy posted his "mix tapes" on twitter and there was a heap of songs by furry artists

I believe it was part of his script made by his friends that he was to find a spot in the house where the speaker couldn't be found and was to play the bizarre music to fuck with the other fish. Hence why some of the music on his CD was so weird.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Sincerity is unfortunately in very short supply these days.

thats not true at all Nick Rekieta is extremely sincere about his love of booze or the balldo, Ethan Ralphs always sincere when it comes to the killstream and chris chan himself was never not sincere. the problem is being able to churn out a good product while sincere and i don't think we'll ever see that happen in our lifetimes.

and maybe YOU can be the next Cumtown

the only reason that got huge was nick being friends with chapo which meant the blue checkmark faggots wouldn't dare try to fuck with cumtown the same way they did every other show with "offensive" content like MDE. Nick also pandered super fucking hard to O&A and 4chan types at the time as well as shucking and jiving on every podcast he could. the pre-superbowl commercial Nick was hustling super hard. Without him lucking his way marketing wise he wouldn't have gotten so big. Nick befriending the chapos literally gave him the same faggy pass as IASIP where he could say "niggers hanging from the rafters" and its totally ok because its ironic satire and he's being funny guys.

So its literally impossible to be as big as them. The closet to that may be shane gillis who mainly got huge from befriending rogan post firing.

Go to a party, act like a complete asshole: shoving people, insulting them, even spitting on them, etc.
You'll find women with BPD, daddy issues, and other problems vying for your affection.

the problem is they usually aren't betty-tier attractive and usually have a couple of kids.

It's an interesting idea but it's just far-fetched and requires way more forethought than we can expect from the wiggers.

unironically its an amazing idea, sort of reminds me of a Nathan Felder idea. mixing reality with scripted. like in a better production this could have easily fucking worked.

All the bathroom cams accomplished was giving the gooners of the Fishtank audience pics of naked Tayleigh that will follow her for years.

AND SHE DID IT FOR FREE! At least the onlyfans whores got paid.

and apparently this guy Crash has been doing Shinji's homework, paid his tuition, and only known Shinji for six months

uh-oh. shinji might be a fag or at least gay for pay (like most pornstars)

and Sam agreed.

and Sam's a rapist. meaning he's all about fucking people's trust. like i said earlier i'm surprised anyone actually got paid

 

[Marche]

uh-oh. shinji might be a fag or at least gay for pay (like most pornstars)

I'm pretty sure he did say he was gay for pay a couple times but could be misremembering his stories.

 

[The Tall Man]

the problem is they usually aren't betty-tier attractive and usually have a couple of kids.

There are more unattractive and broken women than attractive ones.
It's not really a strategy to get quality women.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If it's low like Greg's then it looks bad, if it's decent then it makes working with Sam/Jet/Fishtank look good.

first time dealing with Sam and friends? they should be lucky to be paid. Letty getting anything at all is the highest compliment sam gave her

Her telegram has an entire channel just dedicated to posting herself naked.

thats not true/send me the link for the love of god!

She really is better letty.

how much you paying her simp?

and not just collecting piles of broken junk.

even better is every person that collects junk can't differentiate between valuable shit and just crap. once you factor in Time Value of Money and how many retards believe Storage wars or the american pickers aren't staged and suddenly you're competing to grab trash with a dozen other losers. turns out people don't throw out the handful of things that are actually worth anything.

 

[Jobama]

TJ is streaming tonight.

Taylor is the one announcing it so she might also show up.
Edit: forgot link

https://twitch.tv/bruhigottwitch

 

[luigismanslave]

TJ is streaming tonight.
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Taylor is the one announcing it so she might also show up.
Edit: forgot link

https://twitch.tv/bruhigottwitch

he's just reading through his fuckin 23 and me dna test results wtf

 

[Punitive Castration]

About 1161 viewers at peak, the content here is sort of emphasizing the issue so far with TJ as a person and in the tank, and why I don't imagine this lasting... he's 100% back to stimming and shaking the webcam and uh uh uh uh the bulk of his conversations are just "I watched/I read/I listened to, or, I haven't watched/read/listened to..." It took two months or so before Vance figured out he was going to do prank calls and for Sylvia to figure out a balance of news/lolcows and stuff like that, but I don't know what the fuck TJ would do for an audience of 1000 people besides "I like James Ferraro, I like Blade, I like CK3, I like Aphex Twin, I like the Hobbit, I like Mr Bungle, I like Bjork, I like Boards of Canada, I like Cumtown".......

• "plans to" start lifting
• plans to move out of his parent's place soon
• Says Shinji is right and his feet smelled bad. Says Shinji was suffering from recency bias when he said TJ's feet smelled worse than Nifty. Said he was afraid to do laundry or leaving his shoes off assuming they would be messed with. Said he would "strategize with the smell"
• Said his favorite TTS was when they were saying they would "Gang rape" greg after he lost Family Guy impressions
• Would stream with Shinji, Tayleigh... lists nobody else
• No hard feelings with Tayleigh. Says it was refreshing to drop their rivalry when they hung out after the tank and it was nice to not have her be his enemy anymore
• says he would be down to play Minecraft with Taylor
• Worked at Meyer in 2021 in the meat section and had to carry around boxes of pork and it was the second worst job he had after Wendys
• The song he says he has listened to most after Fishtank is "Dues" by Jet.
• They were all at the bar when the Lions lost and he couldn't see the TV because he wasn't wearing his contacts so he asked Vance how the game was going and Vance said "it's so over"
• Will make a twitter "soon"
• The presence of cigarettes in the tank just made him want to smoke less
• would help with s3. would want to give pep talks.
• Has had nightmares. Dreamed that Jet showed up and said "TJ, if you want to keep that money you have to do more challenges" and there was a camera in the room and he was naked and thought his ass and balls were on camera.
• Saw the clip of himself shouting about Greg in his sleep and doesn't remember dreaming of Greg
• Doesn't think he has autism. Thinks it is ADD and anxiety.
• Wasn't thinking when he boxed the Judge, didn't realize they would be boxing, he was just "reacting" to Sam's offer to box. Wanted to fight until he was knocked down
• Only watched Fishtank, has never seen a full episode of World Peace and has only seen a few sketches. Felt like he was the least-biggest fan out of everyone (This actually only makes him about as informed as Jimmy who said he only watched Fishtank and the Sam Hyde meme)
• His mom watched "more than she should have." His parents thought it was funny. Said his mom was watching when they said TJ won the make a bed challenge by passing out, and she said Sam shouting the show isn't fair at Trish was funny
• Has been having trouble with commentary about the show "getting into his head"
• Workout streams are a possibility
• Fatty will be getting the cut of the 50k that they worked out during the swamp olympics. Is trying to stay frugal
• Said he thought Brian, Tay, and himself were the only "non-actors" at one point
• Found out about Fishtank from Justin Whang
• Bedroom 1 smelled like shit and cake
• Sam told him to "keep doing what i was doing, keep trying and getting better, do his best. Keep at it." "I appreciated his words" Nice and vague
• Doesn't know what VODs are
• Wasn't thinking during the gross food challenge, was just eating. obviously backfired when he ate too soon
• Ribs still hurt sometimes
• His body was hurting and wouldn't let him shit in the cell because he was too nervous. He could've lasted longer if he could've shit but he couldn't
• Took home boxing gloves from Sam and Taylor's plushie
• His Ancestry.com says he is Mostly British, then Wales, and is otherwise just very European
• Thinks Fishtank has changed his personality in some way
• "Not pro-Mormon. They are evil." Just likes their "genetic research"
• Up to date on One Piece
• Says he is 5'10"
• Agrees with Shinji that what he misses most about the tank was talking to new people and doing something new all the time
• Said his letterboxed tags were "Crazy words that had something to do with the movie he watched" and were just random

I'm bored and Jimmy's up, so, fuck it, my notes are gonna fall apart and TJ's not dropping bombshells

 

[Telecom]

The worst thing tj could do for himself is expose himself on the internet more. I would say he should stop, but him getting eaten alive might be funny or pathetic.

 

[Marche]

The worst thing tj could do for himself is expose himself on the internet more. I would say he should stop, but him getting eaten alive might be funny or pathetic.

If he does stuff like workout streams and stuff and not like just chatting desktop stuff he will be fine

 

[Jobama]

Jimmy called a truce and wants TJ to get with the black fangirl.

I figured I’d summarize some of the stuff @Punitive Castration missed.

• TJ found out that Taylor wasn’t an actor when the show ended
• Hasn’t really used his 50k on anything yet
• TJ used to spend his time making family trees of various European royal families like the Habsburgs
• Greg, Trish and Taylor were in his chat
• Greg became a mod for TJ and actually did a pretty good job
• He said he would do a podcast with Jet and Sam if they invited him
• Is a fan of Jet’s music (something he has in common with the season 1 winner)
• At one point someone asked him if he would teach Taylor how to to fish and he said he would when they meet up
• Jet said he would sent him that painting he did his monologue on
• He was wearing the blanket he was wearing on his profile
• Says he wants to be cool with Jimmy
• Didn’t think Tay had a crush on him
• Said Taylor was the person he talked with most since the show ended
• Said he would keep in contact with Sam but didn’t want to annoy him
• Talked with Taylor’s sister and brother in law who helped him set up his stream
• Was looking up tutorials on how to turn on vods and do twitch raids before his stream ended

Overall kind of a mediocre stream. Probably around the same quality as Shinji’s stream were his friend wouldn’t shut up. At least there was a decent amount of new info. I feel like he would be better at prerecorded content instead of live streams. Maybe he could start a movie review podcast with Taylor.

 

[Aidan]

Is a fan of Jet’s music (something he has in common with the season 1 winner)

Is it known if this was the case prior to the show ending?

Jet said he would sent him that painting he did his monologue on

Unexpected and nice of Jet to do.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Full archive of TJ's livestream
https://archive.org/details/2024-02-04-22-08-22

 

[Jobama]

Is it known if this was the case prior to the show ending?

Unexpected and nice of Jet to do.

This was after the show ended. Kind of funny how both of the shows winners are stimming retards who like Jet’s music.

 

[curbside2]

Jimmy called a truce and wants TJ to get with the black fangirl.
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I figured I’d summarize some of the stuff @Punitive Castration missed.

• TJ found out that Taylor wasn’t an actor when the show ended
• Hasn’t really used his 50k on anything yet
• TJ used to spend his time making family trees of various European royal families like the Habsburgs
• Greg, Trish and Taylor were in his chat
• Greg became a mod for TJ and actually did a pretty good job
• He said he would do a podcast with Jet and Sam if they invited him
• Is a fan of Jet’s music (something he has in common with the season 1 winner)
• At one point someone asked him if he would teach Taylor how to to fish and he said he would when they meet up
• Jet said he would sent him that painting he did his monologue on
• He was wearing the blanket he was wearing on his profile
• Says he wants to be cool with Jimmy
• Didn’t think Tay had a crush on him
• Said Taylor was the person he talked with most since the show ended
• Said he would keep in contact with Sam but didn’t want to annoy him
• Talked with Taylor’s sister and brother in law who helped him set up his stream
• Was looking up tutorials on how to turn on vods and do twitch raids before his stream ended

Overall kind of a mediocre stream. Probably around the same quality as Shinji’s stream were his friend wouldn’t shut up. At least there was a decent amount of new info. I feel like he would be better at prerecorded content instead of live streams. Maybe he could start a movie review podcast with Taylor.

I thought his stream felt refreshingly natural.