Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

No, because you'd be in PC. They're not going to let even a penis pump judge get shanked.

I mean hopefully. Sure it's deviant and a crime... you don't deserve to die over something so meme worthy.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I’d go with “trauma” over “delight, but yea. Not much more to say on that one

Thanks for reminding me that my early internet career of "play flash games on flashgame websites while doing little else" was a mercy, even if I don't have deep lore internet cred as a result.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

You never heard of the penis pump judge?
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna14410634

Judge sentenced to 4 years for exposing himself​

The quote from that article by the judge caught using a penis pump during jury trials is one of the best I've read:

“It wasn’t something I was hiding,” he said.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thanks for reminding me that my early internet career of "play flash games on flashgame websites while doing little else" was a mercy, even if I don't have deep lore internet cred as a result.

Coolmathgames saved my childhood tbh. Playing bloons 3 was far better than porn or shock sites

 

[Maude Snew]

Since the fund will go to paying Ron and Monica, it would be a great opportunity for Nick and Ron to exchange bulls and get to know each other better.

I know Ron is a shit person but introducing him to the Balldo is just cruel. You see what it did to Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

I know Ron is a shit person but introducing him to the Balldo is just cruel. You see what it did to Nick.

>implying they wouldn't compare their collections

 

[Maude Snew]

>implying they wouldn't compare their collections

That's the answer I get for turning you into a gay nigger, entirely fair.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

That’s the worst reference on the entire internet.

Some people have never even heard of the starfish wiener. Some people think goatse was special and prolapses are the worst thing that can happen.

This reference is to the only thing that I ever saw online that actually made me feel lightheaded and nauseous in real life, safely at home on my computer.

2000’s gore sites were something else

The what now? I've seen dude crushing their cocks between two see through plates but I've never seen what you just described

 

[Seafarer]

The what now? I've seen dude crushing their cocks between two see through plates but I've never seen what you just described

Here’s it being explained by troon chaser Justin Whang:

 

[Fapcop]

If Ty Beard had any integrity at all he'd foot the bill, since it was his colossal fuck up that got most of the evidence rendered inadmissible.

Gonna be a total faggot here, since there’s so much lore, but how exactly did Ty fuck up the case?

I know he’s not a defamation expert, and the judge was pretty sus as I recall.

 

[DumbDude43]

Gonna be a total faggot here, since there’s so much lore, but how exactly did Ty fuck up the case?

I know he’s not a defamation expert, and the judge was pretty sus as I recall.

if i remember right, ty beard missed a deadline for submitting properly notarized documents into evidence
as a result of this, a bunch of shit didn't make it into evidence that could have helped vics case

 

[AnOminous]

Gonna be a total faggot here, since there’s so much lore, but how exactly did Ty fuck up the case?

He submitted a bunch of affidavits, which were the core of the case, and he claimed he'd signed them in the presence of the witnesses.

Except this was a lie. He didn't actually do that.

A lawyer on the other side pointed out it was impossible that he'd physically been in all the places he'd have had to be in to have signed all these affidavits in person. A guy named Sam Johnson. The ONLY competent lawyer in the entire case. And he literally operated out of a strip mall.

So basically, when all Vic needed was affidavits supporting his case, he suddenly had no affidavits, because they were invalid, because Ty Beard was a fucking idiot.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Nick should be hanged by his toes for introducing the guy to Ty and Ty should be hung by his toes for not even doing the bare minimum for Vic

 

[Pelican Bones]

I've always wondered what difference, if any, the case would have had if Nick hadn't spent 5 nights a week drunkenly and publicly antagonizing all of the defendants and their lawyers. I don't know if it would have been much different, but it never seemed to me that Nick was doing Gay Pants any favors.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

So basically, when all Vic needed was affidavits supporting his case, he suddenly had no affidavits, because they were invalid, because Ty Beard was a fucking idiot.

Let's not forget Ty decided to take Lemoine's bait and play childish games in front of what everyone seemed to know as a no-nonsense judge. He probably could have fixed the affidavits and/or gotten away with it if he had just submitted his shit in a timely manner like a professional. Instead, he did everything in his power to look like the party responsible for dumping a heaping mound of internet bullshit into Chupp's courtroom. Why wouldn't he come down on him like a sledgehammer at that point?

I've always wondered what difference, if any, the case would have had if Nick hadn't spent 5 nights a week drunkenly and publicly antagonizing all of the defendants and their lawyers. I don't know if it would have been much different, but it never seemed to me that Nick was doing Gay Pants any favors.

If Chupp even paid attention to Nick and Ty's livestream shenanigans I imagine his takeaway was that they intended to turn this into a (social) media circus. Not a good look.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I hope Null grows a million banana peppers

I hope when he comes back the the US he opens the best cheese shop in the country.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I hope when he comes back the the US he opens the best cheese shop in the country.

He's actually using all that legal money to start up a Kiwi Farmer's Market. Authentic European cheeses and fresh banana peppers for all.

 

[waffle]

Ty probably should have been allowed to put in the amended complaint with the unsworn declarations, but the whole thing should have probably been handled differently and more promptly when the notary issue became apparent. I don't even hold the initial mistake against him that much, the rules had just changed over COVID.

I don't think it's ever a good idea to notarize shit on your own cases, and nobody up here takes notarization requirements nearly as seriously as they took them in Vick' case.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A lawyer on the other side pointed out it was impossible that he'd physically been in all the places he'd have had to be in to have signed all these affidavits in person. A guy named Sam Johnson. The ONLY competent lawyer in the entire case. And he literally operated out of a strip mall.

And if I remember correctly, Nick's cope about this at the time was that it's common to have a subordinate sign on your behalf on affidavits, Ty simply didn't know he couldn't do that.

Now also seems as good a time as any to revive this gem:

(I believe Ty actually sold these shirts btw, not sure who the profits went to though.)

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

(I believe Ty actually sold these shirts btw, not sure who the profits went to though.)

Probably his own pockets