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Pat would be a Pizza Hut guy, for that extra grease of course. You know, because he's fat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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faTulpa project update: Had my first overt dream of fatrick. He was the extremely prissy proprietor of some two bit guest house in the middle of some rain drenched countryside that could have been in northern france or south of england or maine and I was slowly stealing everything that was not nailed down while staying there.
Then the dream shifted and he vanished, and I was on a bus going through my hometown. The bus dropped me off next to some extremely sketchy looking kebab shop and the faceless owner was handing out free samples of some unidentifiable meat which I was about to take a bite of before I awoke.
Then the dream shifted and he vanished, and I was on a bus going through my hometown. The bus dropped me off next to some extremely sketchy looking kebab shop and the faceless owner was handing out free samples of some unidentifiable meat which I was about to take a bite of before I awoke.
This is why we need a dedicated archive for every piece of fatrick media we find/make, be it video or audio or png. So much glorious cawntent is nigh unfindable due to how big the thread is nowadays.
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The AI nailed it. Disgusting cheese, ketchup for sauce, crust is a cracker, and the pepperoni is hockey-pucked.
It's Patso's taste in food to a T.
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I like these emojis. Pats face is really really fat
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Unfortunately no. I want the ONA clip mocking Fatrick to the tune of Scissor Sisters.
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The only thing losing girth is Fatrick's debt.
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Lynne must have cracked the whip this time!
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FULL SATISFACTION.
Well at least Patty is now free. Right? Now he can get down to business with his six figures on getting those stlakers in prison now that Quasi's attorneys are paid for being duped into servicing a criminal (and are NOT in fact sending that money to Quasi)
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Imagine being Pat. Imagine being FAT. Imagine paying Quasi, not just once, but twice.
Fatty has paid Quasi twice.
He is such a sad human being. He's FAT. And he pays Quasi. That's what he does.
I love the seething rage he must experience when he lies online and claims he never paid Quasi, despite paying him TWICE, PROVABLY.
Anyone can literally just click on the link to him paying Quasi, and see it's true, while he seethes and lies.
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Still another $12,000 + Quasi's fees from the last few months
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Not to worry Kiwis, Patrick already has a plan to get his finances back in order.
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So that'd get blown out of the water the first time it submerges and any nation's navy spots it, right?
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Big Nick's going to have to turn the Teddy Pendergrass up during her flatulatory flirtations tonight. The squealing will be heard all the way in Detroit!
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It'll go to Davy Jones' Locker the moment Piggy boards it.
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A terrorist stlaker child with a small, paint-filled balloon could take that thing out well before any military force acted.
Patrick wouldn't need to be concerned because no way in hell he could fit inside it (he's really fat, you see).
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More like it will go Titan Submersible the first time Fatrick sets foot on it (because of his immense weight).
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Nah, it's just like any other ship. A Russian billionaire has a private sub that he says he'll give it to anyone who is able to find it. At one point there was a romantic themed private sub in the Carribean that offered stays for like $250K a night or some crazy shit. Dunno if it still operates or ever even got customers.
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Fun fact, A water balloon filled with $1 of paint thrown at the periscope can disable a sub as fast as a $150,000 torpedo.
Please do have fun.