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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
I don’t believe in reincarnation or karma but it would be extremely fitting for Ralph to return as his own chair.
At best he'll do what his daddy did and melt directly into it
I wonder if Paleochristian saw Jim's stream was successfully shamed into disassociating himself from the Gunt?
If I was running a grift even at the most greedy level I'd steer as far away from Ralph as possible. You aren't going to gain fans or viewers from it, plus it will tarnish whatever you are doing to the eyes of potential new fans. If you willingly go on his show you are either full of shit or a piece of shit plain and simple.
 
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Funnily enough, Ralph actually openly admits that Nora played a large role in establishing and running the RalphRetort, and Killstream, and kept things together while he was jailed.

She could probably argue she is owed multiple tens of thousands of dollars.
Correct, BUT same as Faith, Nora pities Gunt and doesn’t want to totally crush him.
 
Ralph isn't doing squat. He doesn't have the balls - really he does not. Even in a Rage moment. There isn't a chance in hell he's releasing any more compromising materials on his "partners". He has been effectively muzzled even if he is in Mexico. Even when goaded by others, he just will not do it. Ralph does scare, and he has been most definitively scared to leave the third rail the fuck alone.
The best part is that you know he wants to come at Amanda. Really, really bad, what with the divorce that’s had him in a massive tailspin for weeks now, but doesn’t dare because *restraining order.* So all he can do is tweet pictures of a horse or mention ā€˜horseā€˜ in a tweet, then come running back to squeal it wasn’t about ANYONE SPECIFIC! cause he’s skeered.

Same with his ex hired ā€˜gf’ epecially after those vomit emojis (lol) but doesn’t dare because *cartel connections.*

How’s that muzzle feel on your snout, piggy?
 
What's the logistics of 4 vs 1 fight anyway, did he watch to much Jackie Chan? At most they'll just be kicking him, but 4 people?
no you don't understand he just REFUSED to go down, he's that much of an animal. then he joker-laughed in their faces, and everyone clapped.

my favorite part about his 'any other man would have stayed down, but I just kept fighting' line is that we literally saw him rolling around in the street like a fat baby after one punch from cog's boyfriend during portugal2
 
I also imagine that at this point in her life she's moved on, and doesn't want to have to ever deal with the dumb fucking hog again.
and she knows that any interaction with the hog results in public online drama, and she does not want her name associated with the gunt any more than it already is.
even if she could shit on ralph and squeeze a few thousand dollars out of him, would it be worth getting pulled into the sektur again and reminding thousands of people of the fact that she got herself gunted a decade ago? probably not, better to stay as far away from this whole cesspit as possible.
 
is any of that enforceable in mexico?
Yes, Amanda would have to translate, submit, and file for a petition, but her American restraining order is enforceable. Deni can also get a protection order against Ralph locally. Although, I'm not sure about Taxco, but she could easily get one by going to any prosecutor's office in Merida, if she had a valid reason.
 
Ralph dickriders are something else. "Ralph has progeny!" Yeah, progeny that will never know him or carry on his name.
Note their use of ā€œprogeny.ā€ One thing that sticks out is that those few remaining Guntriders (who attempted to stick up for him on twitter after the recent Metokur bonfire party,) didn’t even try to claim that Ralph is a father, as he’s never acted as a father. ā€œHe has progeny,ā€ they lament, as if that alone is an extraordinary accomplishment, in itself. These are the same people who try & claim they are traditional, family minded, conservatives, etc. Yeah, right. Progeny. The best they can do is use that as a softer word for ā€œsperm donor.ā€ That’s a losing hand right out of the gate. Guess the new buzzword for deadbeat dads is to say they have progeny. Bunch of faggots.
 
The best they can do is use that as a softer word for ā€œsperm donor.ā€
You have to understand, that’s a big deal for the Gunt Guards. Having reproduced at all is unfathomably out of reach to people who will spend their old age being slapped around by Guatemalans and Haitians in a nursing home, long after Ralph has liquefied into his chair.
 
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