Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Also, sorry to all the Vic fans but the first time I saw a photo of the guy, my immediate thought was "creep, sex pest, looks like a rapist". That doesn't mean he is and he didn't deserve the defamation, just saying. He gave off these stranger danger Mignona vibes.

I had a similar thought. But I figured he was a creep, sex pest rapist like Bryan Singer. Unfortunately, he wasn't or he could just run off to Israel.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He's still going on about this? Isn't there some more recent news, related to someone / something he was involved with?
No? I'm imagining it? Ok.

 

[ProfDongs]

If he talks about Vic at all it will be at the very beginning of the stream for 30 seconds to 2 minutes where he completely glosses over the substance of the events that took place, downplay them and/or say it was always a risk. If a superchat comes in later asking about it he'll say he already addressed it and thanks for the 5 bucks.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He's still going on about this? Isn't there some more recent news, related to someone / something he was involved with?
No? I'm imagining it? Ok.

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He gets to ignore the Vic stuff and read vile coomer texts publicly while pretending it's law related and not degenerate coomer related.

Pour yourself a glass, Nick. You've earned it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Pour yourself a glass, Nick. You've earned it.

Is Nick back to shakily emoting with a whisky glass for minutes on end before finally taking a sip yet?

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's still going on about this? Isn't there some more recent news, related to someone / something he was involved with?
No? I'm imagining it? Ok.

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Fucking pussy. I hope he makes a million dollars getting lit up by irate weeb warriors in the chat.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Fucking pussy. I hope he makes a million dollars getting lit up by irate weeb warriors in the chat.

The weebs with all the money all moved on. He already made his million dollars and blew it on cuck vacations and testicular torture devices.

Give it time and he'll start yelling at chat as the super chats become even less frequent.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The weebs with all the money all moved on. He already made his million dollars and blew it on cuck vacations and testicular torture devices.

Give it time and he'll start yelling at chat as the super chats become even less frequent.

I hope he gets sodomized with a rusty steak knife.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think it's ever a good idea to notarize shit on your own cases, and nobody up here takes notarization requirements nearly as seriously as they took them in Vick' case.

If you need shit notarized, and it's important, like million dollars levels of important, HIRE A NOTARY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

And also, look how that turned out, when one lawyer did his actual job and threw a pipe bomb into Vic's case.

Honestly, this is the lawyer you want. The guy who pushes the other guy's shit in because he noticed some shit.

Vic had reached out to a few lawyers prior to Ty, who said, "You won't win, it's not worth the hassle." I think one did work with Vic as counsel but wasn't working to Vic's expectations, hence he was eager to switch. Vic's former bff dumped the lore in the lawsuit or weeb wars thread, but I can't find it at the moment.

His other lawyer wasn't willing to move quickly enough while Vic's life was burning to the ground. It's easy to look back in retrospect and say maybe he should have moved more slowly.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm not a Christian but it seems like Nick calling himself one might be inappropriate.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not a Christian but it seems like Nick calling himself one might be inappropriate.

Nick's behavior in claiming he's a Christian despite believing Jesus is just some guy is so fucking offensive even non-Christians are offended by it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's behavior in claiming he's a Christian despite believing Jesus is just some guy is so fucking offensive even non-Christians are offended by it.

As a devout one myself, it is just sooooooo bad! This and many of his other heresies.

Nick had a very wholesome and moral audience--a fair bit that were religious. Hell, he still has some of them fooled. Gosney and that teacher and other Bible streamer he had on still speak well of him.

I am still in search of the clip where he said this (sometime in the last 6 months of 2022). so if anyone can remember or find it, I will be VERY appreciative. I am currently scouring LOCALS streams because my recollection is that he was tired and liquored when he let this slip, but it could have been at the end of a show.

EDIT: Missing words.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The first time he had Ty on was the first time he broke 9,000 live viewers. It was fun... the first time. But then Nick got greedy from that, and it clearly became a liability for Vic.

He got so greedy he even had Ty's daughters on stream one night to pitch their shitty book or something. I also remember him getting the female lawyers working the case (who were called something cringe like 'The Valkyries') on stream and they spoke with a similar level of arrogance to Ty as if the case was already a foregone conclusion in their favour.

Everyone in the Vic case except for Vic himself was so high on all the internet asspats they were getting that they were doing victory laps every night and basically begging the universe to fuck them over.

To Nick's credit, I think he did repeatedly point out that it would be a very difficult case to win and there were absolutely no guarantees, but that certainly didn't stop him acting like Vic had already won and Ron and Monica were going to be on the hook for eleventy-billion dollars and Chupp himself was going to fist bump Ty and say he had never seen a lawyer law so good.

 

[TheClappening]

If you need shit notarized, and it's important, like million dollars levels of important, HIRE A NOTARY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

And also, look how that turned out, when one lawyer did his actual job and threw a pipe bomb into Vic's case.

Honestly, this is the lawyer you want. The guy who pushes the other guy's shit in because he noticed some shit.

Even better, if I remember my lore right, Sam just passed on the info to Lemwaaah and made him do the heavy lifting. Not only did he notice the fatal flaw in Vic's case, he also saved his client on billable hours.

(who were called something cringe like 'The Valkyries')

Everyone in the Vic case except for Vic himself was so high on all the internet asspats they were getting that they were doing victory laps every night and basically begging the universe to fuck them over.

Amazons.

Also, remember Vic attended Ty's daughter's wedding because he was so grateful to Ty, not realizing by then Ty had already annihilated the case because of his affidavit fuckery. This man deserved a lot better.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wow. I just watched the KC review of the swinger tub stream and it's so much worse than I thought. I knew the stream happened but it didn't watch it uploaded as is cause I knew it would be gross it's even worse. Lady ours got disrespected hard.

 

[TherapyMan]

who were called something cringe like 'The Valkyries'

I believe it was the Amazons as @TheClappening said above.

Everyone in the Vic case except for Vic himself was so high on all the internet asspats they were getting that they were doing victory laps every night and basically begging the universe to fuck them over.

Someone should really dig up the worst aged quotes from the thread here. Shit was cringe. Here's a funny one I found:


Context: the above lawyer belongs to Randazza Legal Group, the firm Nick hired to defend him against Montagraph's defamation claim. Funny how things work out like that.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Everyone in the Vic case except for Vic himself was so high on all the internet asspats they were getting that they were doing victory laps every night and basically begging the universe to fuck them over.

There's a stark difference between the determination to achieve a certain outcome, and the pride in thinking you  already achieved a certain outcome.

Both sides were of the latter mindset, but when the supposed good guys, Nick and Ty, were showing such an audacious amount of smug pride, God had no choice but to fuck their shit up.

You expect that behavior from the people trying to ruin a man's life. But not the ones trying to protect it.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

So Nicky has spent ~2 years telling everyone how he doesn't love drama but he profits of drama. Taking every opportunity to have gay slap fights with other people from his sektur. But once he has his little gay bathub stream and Vic gets kicked in the nuts he hides in his little hole.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Everyone in the Vic case except for Vic himself was so high on all the internet asspats they were getting that they were doing victory laps every night and basically begging the universe to fuck them over.

I will admit I was of the same mindset. A lot of us farmers who actually followed the case were. As Dear Leader mentioned a long time ago, the presence of a lawyer not being on the lefty #MeeToo side was white-pilling, and that kinda blinded me to the slimier aspects of Balldo. At least my interest petered out before I sent money.

So Nicky has spent ~2 years telling everyone how he doesn't love drama but he profits of drama. Taking every opportunity to have gay slap fights with other people from his sektur. But once he has his little gay bathub stream and Vic gets kicked in the nuts he hides in his little hole.

Drama for thee and not for me. If only he learned not to engage himself in drama queen behavior in the first place. What a cunt.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You expect that behavior from the people trying to ruin a man's life. But not the ones trying to protect it.

Also, the opposition knew that defamation cases are notoriously hard to win, so their smugness was backed up by the knowledge that --even though the accusations they made against Vic were bullshit-- the odds were still stacked heavily in their favour, even if Ty did everything right.

Nick and Ty knew how hard it was going to be to win the case and they still acted as if it was a slam dunk and they'd be sipping beers in the hot tub and wife-swapping by noon.