Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

[The Pulverizer]

You think that's mad, wait until you see this gaming journalist that has a hate grudge against Stellar Blade, all because they body-scanned a model to make the main character attractive and not woke-ugly.

Don't worry. I found this fag. The first tweet you posted is actually edited I'm pretty sure. The one I saw didn't include the little FBI gag.

But yeah the guy accuses people interested in Stellar Blade of being pedophiles and then cries victim when people clown on him for his horrible take. Typical journo. Also kinda funny that he plays Pedosona 3 (high schooler RPG) after crying about young looking characters.

She looks nothing like the person she was scanned after. This will be fixed...

Boy, is he in for a surprise? The only change Microsoft's going to make would be making the Fable girl uglier.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i didn't bother to look up anything about stellar blade until people started bitching about it and i just want to say that i fucking hate the trend of making hideous, repulsive characters in vidya nowadays. everyone looks retarded, is ugly, and only oriental gentlemen seem to value attractiveness, male or female, in fictional mediums nowadays.

if there aren't already "top 10 ugliest characters in video games" lists making the rounds i'd be surprised. and baldur's gate 3 characters would own that list, but i will say that none of them are as vomit-inducing as Mary Jane from the recent spiderman game.

anyway i'll be enjoying the dumpster fire around stellar blade even if i don't end up playing it.

 

[WULULULULU]

Im gonna be honest, I hope Stellar Blade succeeds but honestly 2B is satisfactory to me, her design is immaculate.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You think that's mad, wait until you see this gaming journalist that has a hate grudge against Stellar Blade, all because they body-scanned a model to make the main character attractive and not woke-ugly.

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But of course he prefers woke-ugly characters like The Last of Us Part II. This makes a good soyjak meme.
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This guy reminds me of another Twitter journoscum who said something similar about harddrives regarding women in games or anime, turned out he was a full-on predator.

This guy is a good contender for a lolcow. Great example as to why Gamergate happened in the first place and a quintessential modern day gaming "journalist" stereotype. Interested in reading some of his articles
Of course this soyboy is excited to play the latest troonsona game LMFAO

Funny thing is he can't even fucking spell, which is sad for a supposed """journalist""". Lmfao "passed"

 

[X Prime]

That Gookanon seems insane. On what planet is any of what something like Megalia does "right wing"?

Those are purestrain modern Antifa-tier tactics!

 

[Soycast Guy]

You think that's mad, wait until you see this gaming journalist that has a hate grudge against Stellar Blade, all because they body-scanned a model to make the main character attractive and not woke-ugly.

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I don’t understand what’s with these people and wanting the characters to look exactly like the model. Why does it matter? It’s a character. Did he have a problem with MJ looking nothing like the model?

Im gonna be honest, I hope Stellar Blade succeeds but honestly 2B is satisfactory to me, her design is immaculate.

A2 is better.

 

[Asian tech support]

I don’t understand what’s with these people and wanting the characters to look exactly like the model.

They never get it right and when they do, it's with an ugly model a la TLoU. Consider Control; Courtney Hope can look ok when she's not heavily made up but her in game model looks like a fucking Habsburg. In a strange twist of fate, the models in Death Stranding look very much like their irl counterparts. There are a million examples of conventionally attractive models seemingly hit with an ugly stick when portrayed in game. If anything, you'd think the medium could be used to make characters look better or more interesting but that would require competent, unpozzed art departments which are rarer than a unicorn. It's nice to see the Stellar Blade people do just that.

 

[X Prime]

They never get it right and when they do, it's with an ugly model a la TLoU. Consider Control; Courtney Hope can look ok when she's not heavily made up but her in game model looks like a fucking Habsburg. In a strange twist of fate, the models in Death Stranding look very much like their irl counterparts.

In Control's case, we are talking about a company that raceswapped a woman from white to black. There's a not-insignificant chance they uglified the character on purpose.

They often seem to get Debra Wilson pretty correct for some reason.

 

[Asian tech support]

In Control's case, we are talking about a company that raceswapped a woman from white to black. There's a not-insignificant chance they uglified the character on purpose.

They often seem to get Debra Wilson pretty correct for some reason.

They absolutely uglified her and that's what I was getting at. They're too pozzed to replicate attractiveness and too incompetent to do so even if they wanted to.

 

[X Prime]

Ah, my apologies; I misread what you were saying as attributing it to mostly incompetence.

Which it is, namely incompetence at being rational human beings.

 

[Soycast Guy]

They never get it right and when they do, it's with an ugly model a la TLoU. Consider Control; Courtney Hope can look ok when she's not heavily made up but her in game model looks like a fucking Habsburg. In a strange twist of fate, the models in Death Stranding look very much like their irl counterparts. There are a million examples of conventionally attractive models seemingly hit with an ugly stick when portrayed in game. If anything, you'd think the medium could be used to make characters look better or more interesting but that would require competent, unpozzed art departments which are rarer than a unicorn. It's nice to see the Stellar Blade people do just that.

Well that’s the problem. They change the models for the worse rather than for the better. So it’s not really changing the models that’s the problem, it’s the way they change the models. Stellar blade is proof they can change an already attractive model and make her look even better.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

That Gookanon seems insane. On what planet is any of what something like Megalia does "right wing"?

Those are purestrain modern Antifa-tier tactics!

Megalia are unironically the same kind of niggas who are on the man hate threat at the moment. They aren’t right wing by far but they are way too redpilled on the tranny question for western feminists comfort.

 

[X Prime]

Megalia are unironically the same kind of niggas who are on the man hate threat at the moment. They aren’t right wing by far but they are way too redpilled on the tranny question for western feminists comfort.

I would argue Gookanon is an example of why South Korea is doomed, assuming it's even a real gook.

It somehow denounces Western cultural imperialism while unthinkingly using its mode of thought. It's incredibly fascinating how it cannot accurately perceive the true enemy, presumably because its not-fully-functioning mind does not allow it.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

She actually does look like an actual South Korean woman face-wise. I'm not joking. I say this because SK has this idealized mindset where plastic surgery is something women vie for. It is a regular occurrence, more so than any other country.

There is a good fiction book called If I Had Your Face that explores this in detail. Now, this doesn't mean real South Korean women are spared from the uncanny valley, nor any other east Asian woman. Look at China for example. There was that Chinese lady who became a viral meme because of a family portrait (anyone know what i mean) and it ended up ruining her life. (also look at the female lead of the latest Sword and Fairy game)

The outrage over her outfits is hilarious to me. When you have Bayonetta and Nier selling like gangbusters and nobody takes any issue with the depictions....but now Kamiya and Taro are horny fetishists suddenly it is a problem?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The outrage over her outfits is hilarious to me. When you have Bayonetta and Nier selling like gangbusters and nobody takes any issue with the depictions....but now Kamiya and Taro are horny fetishists suddenly it is a problem?

The usual suspects did cry and whine about those too, but this one really triggers people. Maybe because it's a AAA PS5 exclusive and isn't by a company with as wide recognition as the likes of Nintendo/Square-Enix, idk.

The disease of Wokeism only intensifies too, so even just a year or two after those games these lunatics will naturally be more venomous.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

But yeah the guy accuses people interested in Stellar Blade of being pedophiles and then cries victim when people clown on him for his horrible take. Typical journo.

This guy reminds me of another Twitter journoscum who said something similar about harddrives regarding women in games or anime, turned out he was a full-on predator.

A male feminist is a fox disguised as a chicken in a chicken coop.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Game looks cool idgaf. I hope for a demo but only god knows

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

A male feminist is a fox disguised as a chicken in a chicken coop.

A male feminist is a fox that says he actually doesn't eat chickens and understands their plight so much, that the chickens can trust him to the point of allowing him into their coop.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Stellar Blade's Japanese Dub Won't Be Available Worldwide, But Korean Will Be​

“The game offers a total of 22 different languages, and nine voiceover dubbings,” he told us. “The user can freely select from these options. But we do have to tell you that the Japanese voices will only be available in Japan. The Japanese text will be available, but it’s the voiceover that won’t be. This is due to the voice actors, as they’ll only be available in the Japanese region.” The good news is that the original Korean dub will be available worldwide, and according to Technical Director Dong-Gi Lee, this is one of three languages that will feature fully lip-synced animations. “English, Japanese, and Korean all have lip-synced animations, so the users will get to experience more natural voiceovers,” he said.

 

[Mega Black]

Game looks pretty fun on top of having an attractive woman in it, so it's bound to sell well. More power to them. Japan is getting the Poz bug too so I'll enjoy sexy korean ladies while I can.