DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jose Cuervo]

David, 67. Linda, 68.

Phil is probably hoping for inheritance, but it's suggested that a junkie cousin Melissa that lived with them could get it.

So his whole spiel about not knowing for how long his parents would be alive was done when they were in their mid-60’s…

Pa Burnell looks physically younger than Phil. If I were a sweaty jpegs collector gambler, my money would go on Phil dropping the bucket first.

 

[BScCollateral]

So his whole spiel about not knowing for how long his parents would be alive was done when they were in their mid-60’s…

I hate to admit it, but back in the day when I lived far away from home I used to get anxiety about my mother's health, for no good reason. This went on for years. When she eventually died it was a bolt from the blue.
So while I doubt Phil's being sincere about his concerns over his parents' health. I just can't find it in myself to criticize him for it, on the off chance I'm wrong.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

A dragunov threw him and he said "I dont know how to break it, I don't even know if it's a throw or a command throw." And that he was "locked in place" by a string before a throw.

This is extremely funny as Drauganov is the perfect character to lab throw breaks as he comes with the two standard throws, which are easily breakable (press the lead hand of the incoming throw, it's a basic visual check) and a command grab that you have 2 chances to break by pressing both punch buttons (one on approach and another before draug starts punching)

Also this is fucking rich coming from someone who plays a tonne of King like Phil does, as king has a tonne of command throws that all have unique break commands

 

[Kongolo]

David, 67. Linda, 68.

Phil is probably hoping for inheritance, but it's suggested that a junkie cousin Melissa that lived with them could get it.

I always find it funny that he treats the death of his parents as a singular event. Like when the day comes they will both drop at the same time and his finnancial problems will be over.

 

[Yung Dalph]

I always find it funny that he treats the death of his parents as a singular event. Like when the day comes they will both drop at the same time and his finnancial problems will be over.

Chances are they'll be getting progressively worse and spend a bunch of the money he expects to get on medical treatments. Linda is most likely going out first because of the lifetime of smoking.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Stupid parents should have just died and saved me a bunch of money. It's like the Wolverine figure all over again. Mouth drooling morahns never learn.

 

[Fapcop]

Does Phil even have SSD?

If not I’m kinda predicting Phil will die in his 60iea in some homeless shelter. Where everyone knows him for talking about all the money he used to make on YouTube in the soup line.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Does Phil even have SSD?

If not I’m kinda predicting Phil will die in his 60iea in some homeless shelter. Where everyone knows him for talking about all the money he used to make on YouTube in the soup line.

Since he's gotten bent over by the IRS already I assume he's paying into social security. I did plug him making $100K into the social security calculator and it says he gets $3K(In today's dollars) a month at 67. Not enough for Hogan Pulls and Door Dash but would cover his basic expenses assuming his cahndo is paid off, which it won't be since he wants to refinance as soon as possible. Also not sure how this calculator works if his income declines, which it probably will, whereas most people see their incomes increase as they get older.

 

[Kongolo]

which it won't be since he wants to refinance as soon as possible

What's the logic behind this? I've seen him talking about taking another mortgage to fix broken shit around the house. Is this a normal thing in the US or is it just another incredibly stupid decision on Phil's very long list of stupid decisions?

 

[Fapcop]

Since he's gotten bent over by the IRS already I assume he's paying into social security. I did plug him making $100K into the social security calculator and it says he gets $3K(In today's dollars) a month at 67. Not enough for Hogan Pulls and Door Dash but would cover his basic expenses assuming his cahndo is paid off, which it won't be since he wants to refinance as soon as possible. Also not sure how this calculator works if his income declines, which it probably will, whereas most people see their incomes increase as they get older.



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Is he paying into SSD though? Phil is a business, he’s not paying himself a wage in any way.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

What's the logic behind this? I've seen him talking about taking another mortgage to fix broken shit around the house. Is this a normal thing in the US or is it just another incredibly stupid decision on Phil's very long list of stupid decisions?

Depends on the interest rate. If hes doing something to cash out equity its super retarded. If he gets a better interest rate, it can cut his mortgage payment a lot. But that would mean he starts over paying a lot in interest. I refinanced a few years ago to a 2%, it cut my payment in half. That said, half my payment still goes to interest.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

The narc, of course, loves his face. His face must be plastered everywhere possible.
I'm sure you've seen his gay twitter avatars, his tip animations where his face is edited onto completely unrelated footage (have you seen the Sydney Sweeney edit? Vilest thing I've seen in 5 minutes), his reacks thumbnails with the brokeback face, the characters in video games he makes to his image as much as possible.
It's just narcissism. Me. Me. REEE.

Will DSP ever shave off the goatee? It's such a good metaphor for his career. It's faded and shit now. It just looks like he hasn't washed and he's got dirt on his face. That's his brand identity, he's supposed to be easily recognized by his look. How will he manage to rebrand when the goatee has to go? Hitler without the stash is just a man. You cannot hope for HBO to make a cartoon parody of your life if you don't have distinguishing features, and for DSP that means never parting with the goatee. Couldn't he buy a black marker at least and fill in the outline to make it appear fuller at least? Or go the cheaper route and turn off the vanity cam? AVGN had the foresight at least to not make The Nerd reliant on features that disappear with age. Thats some smart thinking AVGN. I guess thats why you're still a beloved creator after all these years and DSP is, not. Also, since he lost the weight he looks a cancer patient.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil's dumbass will refinance at 8% (he probably has around 3% now), and spend every penny on Hogans. That's if they let him refinance when they come inspect the house and realize it's gone DOWN in value since the tards can't take care of any household problems. He's fucked in old age. Hopefully Horsewife will leave when he tries to make her work 60 hours a week to support him.

Also, people were talking about the bank leaks a couple pages back. When Phil's wheel got stolen, the subject of the bank leaks and $9k being stolen from him came up. Someone asked why he didn't call the cops. Phil said, "I didn't report it, all they care about is human sex trafficking!". Amazing.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Too busy with lazy shit tier content reacting and being pimped out by the pacific ocean wage slave to get good in Tekken 8. It is now on wagequit alert, unless velcro ripping is begun to be heard regularly.

 

[Kongolo]

Also, people were talking about the bank leaks a couple pages back. When Phil's wheel got stolen, the subject of the bank leaks and $9k being stolen from him came up. Someone asked why he didn't call the cops. Phil said, "I didn't report it, all they care about is human sex trafficking!". Amazing.

The Schrödinger's bank leaks. Simultaneously not his real information and identity theft, depending on the situation. When the bank leaks coincide with his spending on WWE Champions, it's fake. When he wants people outside of the Vortex to take pity on him, the bank leaks are real.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Nice to see Phil berating his audience over low view numbers for Tekken 8 (remember, he's not Mr. Views), all the while announcing that he's dropping the suggestion box because he's fucking lazy his audience gives him enough feedback.

Then immediately after launching into a whinefest about how he's not getting enough feedback.

King of Retards.

 

[Fapcop]

K, so I post about DSP recently.
I’ve also posted about Snoot game recently.

(Heh, that’s a combo you wouldn’t expect, right? Phil and Snoot Game. A 4chan visual novel that someone suggested Phil should play recently.)

Anyways, I go on to YouTube and see Fucking this:



WHAAAA?!?

Has Phil ever even played Snoot game, or are we living in a simulation and the algorithm is fucking with me?!

The fuck is going on Kiwi bros?!

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Schrödinger's bank leaks

Holy fuck, that's brilliant lol.

 

[Fapcop]

Will DSP ever shave off the goatee?

Doubt. Have you seen him without? As patchy as that goatee is, at least it does a reasonable job at covering up his weak, Polack chin.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Doubt. Have you seen him without? As patchy as that goatee is, at least it does a reasonable job at covering up his weak, Polack chin.

Problem is, he shaves it in such a way that the corners look like he has some fucking Klingon thing going on. And it doesn't even connect!