🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[KneeLengthCock]

A broke gunt is a boring gunt and an Ethan who does not collect the occasional win will eventually neck. I see it as entirely possible that a few of his paypigs are taking one for the team and throwing him their loose change in order for us to harvest the corn. Giving him money is gay, but I am thankful for those who do. The homeless arc will be funny, however I am hoping this season witnesses the nigger-rich world traveling piggy again.

1. He will never kill himself, he is too much of a pussy. Necking requires commitment, something he is constitutionally incapable of doing.
2. No, the gay furry and the others are sub-100 IQ fatherless mental incompetents that recognize their own traits in Piglet, and not only non-ironically give him money to help him succeed, they need him to succeed, and will continue to cheer every measly "W," not because it is a win for Ralph, it is a win for the parts of themselves they have projected onto Ralph.
3. He will not go homeless. He will honestly start whoring himself in the most debauched ways, giving handies and hummers at the nearest bathhouse before he will go homeless, for a simple reason. It would injure his massive ego more for Daddy Jim and the rest of the Sektur to see him fail so spectacularly as to be sleeping in his broke dick leased truck, than it would be to take Pedro the Mericón's beef bus up the Hershey Highway, and allow him to front as the King for a few more days.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

3. He will not go homeless. He will honestly start whoring himself in the most debauched ways, giving handies and hummers at the nearest bathhouse before he will go homeless, for a simple reason. It would injure his massive ego more for Daddy Jim and the rest of the Sektur to see him fail so spectacularly as to be sleeping in his broke dick leased truck, than it would be to take Pedro the Mericón's beef bus up the Hershey Highway, and allow him to front as the King for a few more days.

No one is paying Ralph for sex. Not even the most desperate gay man alive would touch him. If Ralph gets desperate enough he will do shots on stream for donations like Onlyusemeblade and ride that until he dies in his sleep from alcohol poisoning

 

[AltisticRight]

Paying Ethan Ralph for sex?
You'll have to pay me to watch his boring fucking show. I'd rather mop up alog drivel for free or sell sock accounts.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

No one is paying Ralph for sex. Not even the most desperate gay man alive would touch him. If Ralph gets desperate enough he will do shots on stream for donations like Onlyusemeblade and ride that until he dies in his sleep from alcohol poisoning

Never say never. In a world where degenerate coomers have fetishes for inflating themselves like balloons or popping ping-pong balls out of their ass, surely someone out there has a kink for hollering little pig men. Ralph could probably improve his chances if he trooned out.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

You'd make a lot more money than Ralph that's for sure @AltisticRight

 

[PyroJohn]

What is it with fat guys growing disgusting beards to hide their non-existent jawline. Beards are for fags so I shouldn’t be surprised Ralphs #1 fan has one.

Beards are basically makeup for men

 

[Bepis]

Never say never. In a world where degenerate coomers have fetishes for inflating themselves like balloons or popping ping-pong balls out of their ass, surely someone out there has a kink for hollering little pig men. Ralph could probably improve his chances if he trooned out.

The Japanese do. It's always the Japanese.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Never say never. In a world where degenerate coomers have fetishes for inflating themselves like balloons

For some reason when I read that I expected you to say Ralph could lose some more weight and people would pay to inflate him until his skin became tight again.

 

[AltisticRight]

For some reason when I read that I expected you to say Ralph could lose some more weight and people would pay to inflate him until his skin became tight again.

If anyone wants to see Ethan Ralph inflated, just get a glove and blow air into it.

>But he only has 4 limbs right
One of them is the Memphis Micro.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Tack a string to his ass you could fly him like a kite

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't know, what do you think?
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The few unironic fans Ralph has are just like Ralph.

Ralph really is stereotypical, generic, southern white trash. They’ve been churning this specific Ralph model out of trailer parks, dilapidated shacks and HUD housing since the late 1980’s. They survived into malformed, mentally stunted adulthood thanks to mom getting SSI, EBT, Medicaid and gibs.

They all have massive inferiority complexes, fragile egos, low intelligence, little impulse control and an absurd concept of masculinity thanks to their deep love for the homoerotic WWF and absent or trash fathers. More of a bond and education from Macho Man than dad.

Seeing one of their own on their own on their phone screen gives them hope. Ralph even makes them feel better about the confusion and mystery they feel when trying to watch something high falooting like Tucker Carlson or TV news. Ralph is the same! He’s just like them.

The only bad part for Ralph is that their mamma, SSI checks or their shitty job doesn’t leave much for pooling their money to support good buddy Ralph’s e-begging career.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Tack a string to his ass you could fly him like a kite

Get him big enough and he could start his new career as a hot air balloon.

 

[make_it_so]

What is it with fat guys growing disgusting beards to hide their non-existent jawline.

I think you kind of answered your own question there.

That, and they're typically too lazy to shave.

People give money to bossmanjack to watch him win enough to buy a Honda civic, rat.

Money which he will never hold onto to buy a Honda Civic.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I have a wild and groundbreaking idea for what Ralph should do. He should pursue Chantal.

Think of how perfect it is.

One. She's already used to being abused.
Two. She also likes drugs and food so you have that in common.
Three. Her relationship is rocky and failing right now because her boyfriend is a weird peepee poopoo man.
4. Both of them have an online presence and the could do their shows together.
5. They're both cat people and Ralph could adopt the phrase "beez" into his vocabulary.
6. He gets to cuck josh.

They should live together. It's the perfect plan.

 

[Professor Dr Mao]

You're gonna carry that gunt

 

[make_it_so]

The Gunt made $468.88 on his Lord Miles stream.
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A little late here, but let's do a compare and contrast.

This tweet:


Versus this tweet:


Which one sounds like it's coming from someone who's actually winning and knows it?

 

[Some dude]

Meigh is entitled to a piece of anything created/acquired post-wedding. Thats assets, and that’s also debts. It works the other way around too, but Meigh didn’t really acquire any assets or property though there’s a lot of debt on her credit cards that Gunt is going to have to take on half of.

It’s a case she’d need a good LOLyer for. If she could demonstrate that The Killstream tm was a joint venture, that she was as much a part of the “business” from the time of their marriage to divorce, then she’d have a case for being bought out or receiving a piece of future earnings but Gunt’s “business” is worthless. The brand is radioactive. Gunt’s “intellectual property”, such as it is, is worthless.

I may be retarded, but I'm not finding any trademark for Killstream.

 

[Rage Pig]

Here's the interview he mentioned. Imagine paying the Gunt $500 to hear him talk for an hour.

https://youtu.be/g7RV_UDndc0?si=Ckf4vROzBeupL_vc

Channel has 9 subscribers, interview 247 views and is the only media on that channel. Wtf is this, a paypig?

A few edits:
When I looked up the channel it had already tripled its subscribers, started with 3 according to Kinofag

All comments are shitting on the Ralphamale


This one got a like from the channel owner

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's the interview he mentioned. Imagine paying the Gunt $500 to hear him talk for an hour.
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https://youtu.be/g7RV_UDndc0?si=Ckf4vROzBeupL_vc

Channel has 9 subscribers, interview 247 views and is the only media on that channel. Wtf is this, a paypig?

Someone paid this pig $500 to squeal? This person is the most pathetic faggot of the year, if not decade. You couldn't pay me $500 to listen to a pig groan.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All comments are shitting on the Ralphamale

Who the fuck is Rachel? Is this a Ralph childhood memory along the lines of him hanging and baking dogs to death?