Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
The descent is sure, but sporadic. But anyone with even an unrefined sense of pattern recognition can see where this is going, and just how much worse it can truly get.
I think if we see a divorce arc, that's when Nick would completely lose his shit. As much as he whines about them, the low level shit he does to take care of them is probably the last thing even keeping him semi-functional and away from full blown day drinking every day. It would also be a serious failure as a man he couldn't just paper over with a bunch of cope and gurning at a camera calling people autists.
 
I think if we see a divorce arc, that's when Nick would completely lose his shit. As much as he whines about them, the low level shit he does to take care of them is probably the last thing even keeping him semi-functional and away from full blown day drinking every day. It would also be a serious failure as a man he couldn't just paper over with a bunch of cope and gurning at a camera calling people autists.
Really? I think he'd pivot and veer down the full MGTOW route, and further, insist that he was never a big proponent of marriage, just like his show was never a law show.
 
but is there a chart for the whole of 2022 vs 2023 yet?
I've not gone back and pulled the superchat numbers for '22 yet but I suppose I could do that. Up till now I've just been more interested in the Rumble side of things since Nick would make a good metric for the platform's health. Well, would have made one if he did somewhat decently in rants anyways. Now's he's more like a measuring stick for how quickly audiences drop off when you radically change the content, degeneracy, and moral consistancy you show your audience.

JFC people, there's a lawtube thread!
As long as it's kept to brief mentions about the kinds of coverage he could be doing it's not so bad. That or viewership comparisons when he does take up a particular popular topic.
 
Really? I think he'd pivot and veer down the full MGTOW route, and further, insist that he was never a big proponent of marriage, just like his show was never a law show.
yeah
he's surrounded by mgtow type retards already (drexel) so if he ever loses his family that's 100% the way he would go
 
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I’m glad it was made, and I know how hard it would’ve been to do this, but a piece of me was hoping it would be the original. When the idea was originally brought up, I was laughing thinking of juju, drex and ralph joining in as the chior.
I think this version works really well for Nick. It captures his lounge lizard wannabe nature.
I think that if we do not hear anything about Rumble by end of month, we can assume so. At least until Nick confirms otherwise by going back to sporadic stream schedules and more alcoholic intake...
Methinks Nicholas has grown tired of his streaming career and is ready to quit. Just like he has done with being a Lawyer. Banker, father, Husband...
JFC people, there's a lawtube thread! Unless Nick starts talking about stuff, this thread moves fast enough as is without adding in traffic on what the others are doing.

Dipping in a bit of his Vince McMahon "coverage", it was very low energy and clearly he had not prepped at all. He could get away with that in the old days, when people gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know why they would now. (Also not a good sign, if Balldoman can't prep for his show, how can he PrEP for his AAAIIIIIIIDDDSDSDSSSS???)
Law Tube just doesn't get enough traffic on its own.
 
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Methinks Nicholas has grown tired of his streaming career and is ready to quit. Just like he has done with being a Lawyer. Banker, father, Husband...
Time spent talking is time spent not drinking, and if time is money, talking is money. Wait, that can't be right that would mean Nick is wrong. But he's a social media expert.
 
Unless there was literally nobody around, I wouldn’t read KF in public in the US. Interesting that you do it from the world HQ of curtain twitching and nosily trying to see what’s on others’ screens.
I live in Southern California, and I read Kiwifarms in public nearly every day. No one cares. Plus, I always have random but interesting topics to bring up. Don’t let society shame you into ideological submission
 
I live in Southern California, and I read Kiwifarms in public nearly every day. No one cares. Plus, I always have random but interesting topics to bring up. Don’t let society shame you into ideological submission
Some people, not naming any names, publicly promote silicon tortures devices that you strap to your ballsack, and recount their personal experiences with it. So I think enjoying Kiwifarms in public is far from embarrassing, just make sure no one is looking over your shoulder when Buttsexmaster69 types NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, into the thread.
 
I live in Southern California, and I read Kiwifarms in public nearly every day. No one cares. Plus, I always have random but interesting topics to bring up. Don’t let society shame you into ideological submission
If you’d read my reply, I clarified that I’m worried about exposing some kid or stranger to a flash of goatse or tubgirl stills. It’s not like KF is some universally recognizable website; it’s still just an internet subculture (thank God).
 
Nick thinks he’s just adorable when he does his impish “What can I do?” routine while making excuses for blowing off his streaming obligations and being uncommunicative with his audience. The reality is the world has rarely seen a more punchable face.

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Those window treatments (if they can even be called that) are so fucking depressing. I’ve seen hostage videos with more ambience.

Nick may not be a bright man, but his face sure looks shiny in those pictures. Makes him look more greasy and a bit nervous, if anything.

Lighting by J.J. Abrams:

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