Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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A kpop jihad against fatrick would legitimately be the funniest fucking thing on the internet since the buck breaking movie came out.

If he thinks his current rogues gallery of stalkerchilds and patposters are bad, he should prepare himself for just what these psychopathic autist neo-zoomers will do to anyone they vaguely suspect of not loving gook femboy screech rap
If a pest targeted this demographic intentionally with this prank they are a fucking genius with many, many sinks in their house. I’m not sure if it’s worse to have Kpop or Taylor Swift fans come after you. If this escalates he’s in for the internet ass whopping of a lifetime.
 
The irony.

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I love that he assumes everyone knows every detail of his story (even random teenagers on Twitter).
 
Fat Rick reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, fatly, and the cartoon stink lines about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised a whip made of sausage links, and howled "It's just beer and brat fat, stalker wizard child!". A Xeetstorm came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
 
Fat Rick reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, fatly, and the cartoon stink lines about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised a whip made of sausage links, and howled "It's just beer and brat fat, stalker wizard child!". A Xeetstorm came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
I'm suddenly reminded of the Dwarf Fortress stories you could get by donating to Bay12Games years ago. Are you Toady?
 
Fat Rick reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, fatly, and the cartoon stink lines about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised a whip made of sausage links, and howled "It's just beer and brat fat, stalker wizard child!". A Xeetstorm came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
A lord of the rings trilogy novel replacing every bad guy with Patrick Tomlinson would sell better than all of his books combined
 
Jesus it's been a year already since I posted this?? Damn, time sure flies like them boys in the mud when you're busy not prisoning the notorious mafia hitman Mr. Softee's son, Robert Porngay.

... Nah, that Robert thing is all in the past, he's bound to move on soon! Just like I'm sure he did the day I made that Carlin post.

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New fun game to play with your cellmates while you're all enjoying prison:

Choose a page at random in this threat and guess the year he posted whatever is in it. If you guess most of them right just by his speech evolution, congratulations: you're a fucking liar lol.
 
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He spoiled the new product announcement early, I can't believe it. You heard it here first, Tomlinson artisanal meats is expanding its product line, in addition to Niggeroni you can now also get artisanal Jewrizo.

You see, when the Jews dug their tunnels too greedily and too deeply, they happened upon his basement and they weren't prepared for what they would encounter.
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And now he's passing the savings on to you!
Patrick S got the Roni
 
He spoiled the new product announcement early, I can't believe it. You heard it here first, Tomlinson artisanal meats is expanding its product line, in addition to Niggeroni you can now also get artisanal Jewrizo.

You see, when the Jews dug their tunnels too greedily and too deeply, they happened upon his basement and they weren't prepared for what they would encounter.
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And now he's passing the savings on to you!

The new promotional pictures for Patty Hut are already out. Oy vey!

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