Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Pat has shit music taste, but it is reflective of him.

He is just mediocre. He isn’t an amazing retard like Chris Chan.
It takes some insane dedication or fantastic lack of talent to create something as consistently bad as sonichu, then troon out and become such a wonderfully bizarre piss poor excuse for a lunatic.

Pat just wrote a few bad novels. Not unpublishable. Just lackluster and barely readable.

He got low grade out of high school. Not a complete failure, just bad.

Now his stupid Twitter takes are just badly researched and clearly thoughtless.

He just isn’t especially good at anything, but he isn’t exactly hopeless at anything.

That’s why like the bands he playlists he is just background noise.
The kind of thing to put on to fill silence, but not especially evoke strong emotions in anyone.

 

[Post Reply]

yeah lmao or when jim gets swatted he just makes some shitty swatty squad merch and makes a few shekels, much to the seethe of baked alaska. Imagine being pat and being too stupid to capitalize off of the grift in a more effective way.

What's he gonna gonna do, shill his novels to the MPD? "NEVER COME HERE AGAIN... oh and buy my book, Officer Child. If you would reach behind me and lift up my robe, I have a few copies stashed between my stealthy cheeks."

 

[LGHDR+]

Sue me, and then pay me,
Until I get my,
S A T I S F A C T I O N

Thanks to Infinite Mac, Satisfaction (DJ Quasi aTalker Remix) is going to be a reality. I got a buddy working on it right now.



Took a while to nail the voice but I think he got it (This is just a rough-in, he's going to part it out and then overlay it on the instrumental):

 

[Michael Lavaughn Robinson]

Imagine being a normal, albeit somewhat retarded Britbong who reads the Independent. You click on the Pat article and you are immediately introduced to actual_tough_guy.jpg and niggeroni lore. You learn that this adult man doubled his debt to one of his "stalkers" through sheer pig-headed retardation. You go to his xitter to find context on the article you just read, he's a sci-fi author apparently, maybe you want to read his books. You click on his replies to see who he's talking to. All you can see is him prisonposting to his own toilet.
Pat is so hilarious that I don't think it's even possible to make a serious newsrag article about him anymore.

 

[Blindeye]

I like that they picked a really smug and retarded photo of him.

To be fair, that's every photo of him

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Imagine how many random normies are gonna read this article and have to parse this borderline word salad

After reading the whole article I’m kinda flabbergasted that they’d mention pizzagate like that without mentioning the countless pedophiles that turn up in pats circle over the years. Wasn’t he all buddy buddy with that Dr pizza account that mocked the idea of pedos flaunting their depravity, and was subsequently busted for CP? It’s like all the talking points you’d expect if Pat paid a publicist to do damage control.

Incredible that they’ll quote him calling others terrorists but fail to mention the women he wished rape upon over something as trivial as political differences. Or the baby he threatened to murder. Why us though etc

Also I found that bit about the fbi being a black hole pretty interesting. His comment on putting evidence in, but nothing comes out, seemed telling. I’d love to know what kind of “evidence” he’s submitted. The arrogance.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Thanks to Infinite Mac, Satisfaction (DJ Quasi aTalker Remix) is going to be a reality. I got a buddy working on it right now.

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Took a while to nail the voice but I think he got it (This is just a rough-in, he's going to part it out and then overlay it on the instrumental):

Posting the inspiration for a meme song is rather surreal.

 

[Ventrue]

Even though Fatrick did not claim victory as Lolcow of the Year, he has gotten something much greater "Most Swatted Man in America". He must be squealing with excitement knowing that the attention he might get would lead to more stalkers getting childed.

This quote out of context is funny "demanding to know where “the children” were". The answer is in the basement, on Twitter or in prison.

Enjoy prison stalker.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i hope patrick keeps getting stupid ass articles written about him. his infamy among ordinary folks will only increase (like his weight; i mean HOLY SHIT that fucking diner interview he did, his second (third?) chin is gaining sentience!) and that will only lead to more insane tard rages - and more people find out about him, more people learn of him...

patposting is universal. someday, the whole world may laugh together at patrick s. tomlinson.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It really is tragic what has happened to the Independent..as well as a lot of other media outlets. But it happened a long time ago now.
They've allll been fucked for at least 12 years. Some did a better job at pretending for a while, but the demarkation around that time is still evident.

the world really did end in 2012, huh.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Even in puff pieces he needs to be reminded to PAYQUASI

Second or third article now that says he paid Quasi debnts and he'd still insist on "not a penny, child" if confronted with it. Delusional piggy.

Edit: I misread, this one isn't outright saying he actually paid. Point still fatly stands.

 

[Butwhythough2]

No, child you aren't my kiwi farms. Enjoy prison, stalker

 

[SneedYstwyth]

Whilst the Independent is a worthless rag, they're doing Patposters worldwide a favour.
The more people exposed to the Niggeroni artisan the better. Everyone who comes into close contact with Fat will eventually loathe his very existence.
Fatrick is a black hole of goodwill, he attracts contempt like a bee to pollen. Thank you Journoscum.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

You'd think that even if "the most swatted man in America" was completely retarded( and he is) local and federal law enforcement would realize that it's a waste of money to send squad cars to his house every time and would just install a nanny cam security system so that they could just check on him remotely whenever they get a call. Really makes you think.

 

[McMitch]

You'd think that even if "the most swatted man in America" was completely retarded( and he is) local and federal law enforcement would realize that it's a waste of money to send squad cars to his house every time and would just install a nanny cam security system so that they could just check on him remotely whenever they get a call. Really makes you think.

He was convicted of a domestic violence charge, they probably can’t not send police for his entire block.

 

[Troonos]

This fat pajeet has been so unhinged lately that I feel like 2024 has to end with a final stan act with Jackie putting on adult diapers to drive non-stop to Milwaukee in a "if I can't have him, no one will" mental state and shooting Pat then turning the gun on herself. That's just my gut feeling. Or maybe it's just what would be most hilarious.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He was convicted of a domestic violence charge, they probably can’t not send police for his entire block.

He's just been getting welfare checks. Those tend to either be a police officer checking up on you or the fire department. Paramedics would be more costly if they're a separate entity like they are here. Ride alone from them is over $400.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I assume any similarity to pizzagate was coincidental, but I can see why it could be read like a twist on that.

I mean yeah, I can see why a retard would read it like that, they are retarded after all.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Big Tummy Tomlinson needs to stop the pepperoni grinding and get on the grind. This nigga got a lien on his house.

If I were him I'd stop going on TV and start writing gay porn and vampire sex novels until my keyboard broke.

Under a pseudonym of course. How does "Nega Roni" sound?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, till X unbans me then I'll get to cry. I'm not the man they think I am at home oh no no no, I'm a stalker child.