🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Thorndyke Special]

It’s probably like that scene in the first Kingsman movie where all those peoples’ heads blow up.

I think you mean it's like that scene in Killstream: The Movie where his fat face is blown up.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I think you mean it's like that scene in Killstream: The Movie where his fat face is blown up.

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That too, except the many peoples’ head blowing up more accurately represents the inner schizophrenia Ronnie done gib heem.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Whipped into submission

 

[Raven-621]

Whipped into submission

No way he doesn’t show up xannied out of his gourd now lmao.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine finding out that your 40-year-old father chimped out on the internet over an online spelling bee.

 

[FiveStarAce]

What a nightmare it must be to wake up every day as Ethan Ralph. He was on top of the world. He had a popular show that popular guests would appear on frequently. He was making 10s of thousands of dollars in superchats. His clout was at an all-time high after the Mundane Matt shit and the healstream debacle and he had a fetching pajeet to call his own.

Six years later, he's twice divorced, estranged from his kids, addicted to pills, pot and booze. His audience is evaporating, his former friends have all turned their back on him and he's living in a $400 shack in Mexico.....

5 STAR DAYS BITCH!!!

Dude even had legit Internet friends. Jim would tell Tonga and Co to "Just do what ralph does", Josh and Dame tried a fucking Intervention when ralph started to really hit the bottle and Nick defended him until he made a silly face.
I could live with loosing my career, but i can't imagine loosing so many people. Ralph is a fucking artist when it comes to alienating people.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Whipped into submission
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I can't believe the king of the sektur from the top on down is getting big leagued by some nobody like salvopancakes like this.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

No way he doesn’t show up xannied out of his gourd now lmao.

And starts immediately dropping hard R's

 

[Cucktry Roads]

On the plus side, at least he has his health.

Liver enzyme tests notwithstanding.

That's the thing, Ralph's got the heart of a gunt, the liver of an alcoholic, and the brain of Swiss cheese.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

I think you mean it's like that scene in Killstream: The Movie where his fat face is blown up.

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I can’t believe he put this out himself. Thanks for reminding me. This is something like Chris Chan would put out with the ground beef background and word art tier text. What an embarrassment.

 

[Raven-621]

And starts immediately dropping hard R's

God I hope so

 

[Heckler1]

I can’t believe he put this out himself

That's because you are still able to feel human emotions like shame.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

I think you mean it's like that scene in Killstream: The Movie where his fat face is blown up.

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How could I forget such a cult classic? Killstream: The Movie would be fine as a private home movie. It's just sad how Ralph can't exist outside of his terminally online sphere. He had to release it to the public to "own the haters" and decided to name it after his shitty internet show. The only reason he doesn't neck at this point is the fear of giving the alogs a decisive W. That and he's too much of a fat pussy. How embarrassing.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Whipped into submission
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Made a bitch in one tweet, nigger is either high or i missed a significant piece of Gunt lore, who is Salvo in relation to Ethan? Uncharacteristic behaviour from the Gunt.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Made a bitch in one tweet, nigger is either high or i missed a significant piece of Gunt lore, who is Salvo in relation to Ethan?

His coke dealer.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How could I forget such a cult classic? Killstream: The Movie would be fine as a private home movie. It's just sad how Ralph can't exist outside of his terminally online sphere. He had to release it to the public to "own the haters" and decided to name it after his shitty internet show. The only reason he doesn't neck at this point is the fear of giving the alogs a decisive W. That and he's too much of a fat pussy. How embarrassing.

It's crazy cuz usually the movie comes out after the book. Cant wait to see that book he's been hard at work on!

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[AltisticRight]

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Just like everything else in his miserable life, he didn't try hard enough.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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What a loser. Rigor mortis ain't gonna make your dick any bigger, shorty.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

Just like everything else in his miserable life, he didn't try hard enough.

Like I keep saying, he lacks any ability to commit to an action. Everythingis half ass and lazy. To get it right, you have to commit and execute.

Also doesn't help that the most effective tool is a gun, and we know why Piglet doesn't have that.