Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Nobody is attracted to Jessica. I never see a simp in her chat, that's hard to accomplish today, especially with her constant "I'm so ugly" fishing for compliments bullshit.
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Wow 2 unstable people completely desperate for sex meet up I wonder what’ll happen… please God no sex tape no nudes. Okay maybe domestic violence caught on tape for entertainment purposes.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
People are so lame man. Complaining his content sucks and then doing everything they can do prevent any new content or developments so it stays the same as it is. Goddamnit can’t people just watch the fucking show and see what happens? Why meddle in everything
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like it's an accomplishment
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This being unironically said by some filthy r*dditor. On the Cobes sub. The seethe is palpable :story:
 
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What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.
Personally I think the best content that could come from this is if she forces Josh to go to Walmart with her and she screams at people like she does when she's alone. Or like with the wand business, Josh gets jealous over Clint and his "ripped arms" and they all end up fighting, on camera.
 
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What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.
Personally I think the best content that could come from this is if she forces Josh to go to Walmart with her and she screams at people like she does when she's alone. Or like with the wand business, Josh gets jealous over Clint and his "ripped arms" and they all end up fighting, on camera.
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Sex tape
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.
Personally I think the best content that could come from this is if she forces Josh to go to Walmart with her and she screams at people like she does when she's alone. Or like with the wand business, Josh gets jealous over Clint and his "ripped arms" and they all end up fighting, on camera.
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Realistically, the best thing I can imagine is a complete sperg out inside his living room in front of the computer, the chair being flipped, Salazar being tossed, neighbors being summoned, and escalating it all until whatever God deems to happen happens.

I would like for him to end the dry spell, but I don't want to see actual cobra sex, I already saw him coming on stream once and I don't want to see it again.
 
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What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.
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She goes insane and gets Josh kicked out of his apartment, and there's a good chance that happens.

Sex tape is also likely, but I don't want to see that.

Jessica has said her main impetus behind all this is getting famous. She has nothing to lose, and can do anything for attention. Josh should be terrified.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.
Personally I think the best content that could come from this is if she forces Josh to go to Walmart with her and she screams at people like she does when she's alone. Or like with the wand business, Josh gets jealous over Clint and his "ripped arms" and they all end up fighting, on camera.
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Sex tape for sure. We've seen Jord mumble to himself while he makes the Cobra spit but what does he do when he actually has to interact with a woman? Does he know what to do or has he cooked his brain so much that he doesn't even know where to start.

Also I'm looking forward to the rants that follow the police responding to the eventual domestic dispute.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
I'm calling it. she's going to be on his streams and constantly demand money and attention from chat then leave (within a week) without even fucking josh.
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I thought the same thing, I could see this whole process just winding up as some intolerable bitch trying to hijack his internet presence.

The only positive is that Cobra is really obstinate and doesn't strike me as the type who'd be enough of a simp to let some person show up and take over his shit, even if it was someone who promised to end his dry spell.

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As long as she can get inside his house, and it looks like she will, she will 1000% end his dry spell.
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Well that's still dependent on Cobra being able to deliver, which considering his health and state of drunkeness at any given time seems up in the air.
 
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Status: Landed early! Queen Cobra is in Casper Wyoming!
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