Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Don't be fooled by all his gender relations talk, Jord gives zero fucks that she is/was a cam girl. He doesn't even care about her. Josh has one goal with this entire Jessica saga: own the trolls. This is a major win against the trolls in Josh's eyes and when he starts that stream up with Jessica in his lap he will have the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

My major prediction is that as soon as Jessica gets back from the lair she will immediately reveal that she has been a troll the entire time and will give us a huge info dump on everything that went on, just how bad off Josh really is and how not hard his dick got. I still believe that she has ulterior motives here outside of trying to get some money.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
It's fun to imagine and think about them hooking up but realistically there is a 90% chance they never meetup. She's too unstable and will just blow the money on booze and drugs.
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If she's got the plane ticket which I guess she does and she's capable of driving or Clint is capable of picking her up, chance are pretty high this is going to happen. It's impossible for them to maintain any relationship beyond sucking each other off for a couple of days max though because they are both alcoholics with rage problems and they both are extremely sensitive and prone to losing their minds over nothing. Any comment perceived as a slight, which can be basically anything, coming from or received by either of them is 100% likely to set either one off and prompt a break up. It's sad that the only thing that would bond them together for long is their mutual hatred of trolls, Cobes would suffer weeks with this woman if it was in spite of his subreddit. I'm convinced his motivation for being with her and actually seeing it through is 50% because he wants his dick sucked and 50% because the trolls told him it's a bad idea, he can't do it and she's a fucking crackwhore. You're basically telling him that it's a great idea, he absolutely can do it and she's an angel.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
beyond sucking each other off for a couple of days
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Cobes is going to give her the pussyjob of her life. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DOOD
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Josh constantly makes me feel such a flurry of emotions. I want him to have a better life, but all the same I wish to see him suffer the consequences for his actions. I want him to listen to people's advice, but I know inevitably he won't, he'll get smug and think he's won and then the worst possible outcome occurs and he never learns anything from it. He will inevitably be bailed out by his dad then find a way to blame the trolls or something, or just act like none of it ever happened. Nobody deserves to deal with some crazy bitch who's out to grift money out of you, all the same he has every opportunity to avoid it and yet somehow will be too retarded to not fuck it up. It's really an enigma and I can't look away.
 
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As much as I emphasize and feel protective of the BOY! I'm super curious and anxious to see the train wreck timeline. Really think I'd prefer the nuclear option(move her in) this time just to shake him out his rut. We'll prolly ALL regret NAL but damned if it doesn't sound hilarious. Even though I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy and I'd prefer slow death, she really is the worst, I say give it your best NAL we're pulling for you.
 
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Rasputinee said:
Josh constantly makes me feel such a flurry of emotions. I want him to have a better life, but all the same I wish to see him suffer the consequences for his actions. I want him to listen to people's advice, but I know inevitably he won't, he'll get smug and think he's won and then the worst possible outcome occurs and he never learns anything from it. He will inevitably be bailed out by his dad then find a way to blame the trolls or something, or just act like none of it ever happened. Nobody deserves to deal with some crazy bitch who's out to grift money out of you, all the same he has every opportunity to avoid it and yet somehow will be too retarded to not fuck it up. It's really an enigma and I can't look away.
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That's the vibe with all the best lolcows IMO. It's all one long rush of 'oh god dude no, don't do that' and you just think 'well at least I wouldn't have made that fucking stupid decision'.
 
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“Hey toobz, it’s CuckKingCobra here! Naked and laufing was supos’d to come this weekend. She was at the airport but couldn’t get a taxi to come here…

My dad said these things happen. So she’s going back now. It’s okay dudes, she told me in private’s that she has head problems. It’s a shame, I wanted to get to know her firss.”

He’s clearly trying to sabotage this already. I can see him just hiding in his hovel while she knocks on the door, acting like he’s asleep or some shit. The boy really is shy…

Also, did she get a return ticket?
 
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I'm surprised so many of you believe she's sane enough to even make it through the airport to get on the plane.

As much as I'd love for this to go down so Josh can reset the Dry Spell, NAL seems so damn insane that she'll cause a scene during security or reenact Twilight Zone airplane episode and cause the plane to turn around.
 
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You're MDNWU said:
I'm surprised so many of you believe she's sane enough to even make it through the airport to get on the plane.
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I don't know, NAL is a gross unstable hag. She is not above pestering absolutely everyone from a taxi company to every single person in the airport to get what she wants. Eventually a nice person will look at her ticket and could even be stuck leading her to the correct terminal rather than listening to whatever hag story she plans on telling them. Bonus points if she causes someone to miss their flight.

I choose to believe in true love Cobes getting bothered by a strange woman.
 
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I hope this bipolar nutjob does make it to the Cobra's Lair. It will provide a rare instance of Josh's protective delusions encountering IRL pressure that can't just be blocked, deleted and ignored like a trole.

Like many porn-sick, low-T gooners, Josh will never be able to get it up with a real woman. With someone he thinks is hot (e.g. when Alicia Rhodie comes crawling back), his immense anxieties would short-circuit the bogbrain and render him useless. And with an ugly, old, sagging, smelly, shrieking harpy like NAL whose privates apparently look like blown-out hamburger, the Boglim will be confronted with something bearing zero resemblance to his fantasies. Of course Josh will lie about his sexual failure and the lie will be incredibly transparent. However, he won't be able to shut up NAL and she WILL unload on him.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
By the holy lord Clints divine nipples the dry spell may actually be ending and he really did just have to wait patiently. It’s my genuine hope that this comes to pass and actually puts Cobes on the top of the world. Even if she proves to be a psycho bitch and he kicks her out after 24 hours just having the dryspell end, the count brought down from 6 years to 0 and reset, would be fucking monumental. It would be good content if it makes him less depressed and full of self loathing, maybe he’ll regain his stupid confidence and go out more. Maybe the dark ages are over and we will be met with a glorious return to the Cobes we know from the Golden Age. COULD THIS BE THE END TO THE BOGLIM AGE?

Classical Age (2010 - 2012)
Romance Age (2012 - 2015)
Golden Age (2015 - 2020)
Boglim Age (2020 - Present 2024?!)
Rebirth Age? (2024?- ????)

Or maybe nothing will come to pass and I’m an autistic retard. But it’ll be fun to seeeee
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I was reading this & Foreigner's 'Waiting for a Girl Like You' came on. It's a sign. The moistening will happen.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I don't know, NAL is a gross unstable hag. She is not above pestering absolutely everyone from a taxi company to every single person in the airport to get what she wants. Eventually a nice person will look at her ticket and could even be stuck leading her to the correct terminal rather than listening to whatever hag story she plans on telling them. Bonus points if she causes someone to miss their flight.

I choose to believe in true love Cobes getting bothered by a strange woman.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up on a body cam video posted on youtube. It would be hilarious when people start linking the video on any livestream Cobes has.

I'm also curious as to whether or not a Clintervention will occur. Unless he has chosen to go the hands off route on Cobes pounding Arby's grade cooch.
 
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People on Reddit tend to be even more regarded than the cows themselves. Nal might be the positive change Cobe’s needs. Hopefully she’ll force him to get out of the bum hovel and we might get a decent Valentine’s Day stream.

We have two mentally ill, highly regarded boglims with substance abuse and anger issues who are about to butt heads. This is what Josh needed to revive his shitty channel. The born again incel saga was the worst saga of all. He became a depressed bum. Let the boy pound some boglimette pussy ffs.

I‘m very optimistic about this saga.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
By the holy lord Clints divine nipples the dry spell may actually be ending and he really did just have to wait patiently. It’s my genuine hope that this comes to pass and actually puts Cobes on the top of the world. Even if she proves to be a psycho bitch and he kicks her out after 24 hours just having the dryspell end, the count brought down from 6 years to 0 and reset, would be fucking monumental. It would be good content if it makes him less depressed and full of self loathing, maybe he’ll regain his stupid confidence and go out more. Maybe the dark ages are over and we will be met with a glorious return to the Cobes we know from the Golden Age. COULD THIS BE THE END TO THE BOGLIM AGE?

Classical Age (2010 - 2012)
Romance Age (2012 - 2015)
Golden Age (2015 - 2020)
Boglim Age (2020 - Present 2024?!)
Rebirth Age? (2024?- ????)

Or maybe nothing will come to pass and I’m an autistic retard. But it’ll be fun to seeeee
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Calling it now, she's gonna go there, fuck him, then never leave. I am taking bets on how much she will use the threat of saying he sexually assaulted her to stay.

Edit: Random Capital
 
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lottalove said:
All the signs point to NAL being on her way already.
She didn't go online for a long time now, compared to her usual habits.
She also let a "tomorrow" slip when she wanted to wear her flipflops and then quickly corrected herself.
ETA is within a few hours.
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She uploaded a vid five hours ago and streamed a day ago. She’s still at home.

EDIT: She said on stream she still needs to do one more load of laundry then put on a proper outfit.


 
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