Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grift Garrison said:
I can't imagine content being amazing out of this. Best case scenario he gets pissed at her, then does a live stream and read's the chats comments about her like he did couch chris.
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She’d flip her shit so hard though, as opposed to beta couch Chris just sitting there and taking it like a bitch. Cobes would probably be halfway through the second mean NAL comment before she just straight beats him or stabs him, she really strikes me as the kind of vindictive whore who specifically looks for men they can walk all over and control, with schizo energy sprinkled in for added effect. She just got unlucky before and hooked up with probably violent jailbirds, but for someone like her meeting someone like Josh is like hitting the jackpot.
 
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It’s the last hope for his channel. He doesn’t do anything anymore. Sure, there’s an occasional meltdown a couple times a year, but his regular content is shit. It’s been complete shit for a long time.

He’s gonna be extremely smug about banging that repulsive crackhead, but it’s the necessary evil. A wrench needs to be thrown into the gears. His routine needs to be broken.
 
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Hennimore said:
The majority of them don't even contribute to that sub let alone fuck with Josh. There are constantly people on there that complain how the sub has gone down the drain and has no good original content anymore and then you click on their profiles to find they've contributed zero.
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I used to clip Josh and post it on Reddit. Once I made the mistake of saying "I put this together out of my favorite parts of the last stream". 1 week ban for self promotion. Fuck that site. Never went back.
 
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ElevenYearBeggacy said:
New mead will be ready just in time for Valentine's day. I'm looking forward to the inevitable meltdown, cat food-food hack, Boglim special reserve mead and lecture on gender relations.
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You know I thought he was starting to learn and was toning his mead back, but then he just had to add those chocolate covered cherries at the end. To be fair, it is his most toned down creation to date, so maybe he is learning that less is more.
 
It seems like he really does not want to get laid. Either that or his lizard duster brain finally recognizes a red flag. For someone who talks a big game about his dry spell, he's certainly taking every opportunity to sabotage things.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
I used to clip Josh and post it on Reddit. Once I made the mistake of saying "I put this together out of my favorite parts of the last stream". 1 week ban for self promotion. Fuck that site. Never went back.
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The amount of gatekeeping on that sub is fucking insane. Unless your name is Boglim Chronicles, BItesize or SeizureRobot you get shit on for doing anything outside of talking about how much you wish Josh was dead. The majority of them are stuck in loops worse than the boy has ever been. "Why does Josh do X?" "BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY" "Random thread about how shitty/faggy/annoying Clint is"

It's the same shit every day with them.
 
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HiveDull said:
I know it's all a grift and she's never going to get to the Cobra Den by Valentine's Day, but I love the idea that Cobes thinks that just getting her a plane ticket will get Jessica to his lair.
Not a single thought in his little bogged out mind goes towards "hey, who's going to pick up my gf"
His brain just thinks "plane ticket = inside cobra lair = smash box"
I'm all for the drama, toobz.
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Yeah. That's a good point. She better bring her own money cause we all know the BOY! stays in the red.
Point Emerging said:
I was saying she'd fly into Casper and get on public transit. Albeit, I have no idea what that looks like. Not even sure if there's a reasonably-priced flight that flies into that hole. I'd assume a 20 minute bus ride would be like a 2 hour walk or more in those parts since it's so cold and shit-snowy.
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Lazy Bint will for sure take an Uber, on Cobra's dime, and complain about him not being there to meet her. She's a fucking nightmare, toobz. I don't think it's possible to imagine exactly how terribly it's going to go. No matter how bad we imagine it going... it WILL go worse. Pour one out for cobies now.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
It’s the last hope for his channel. He doesn’t do anything anymore. Sure, there’s an occasional meltdown a couple times a year, but his regular content is shit. It’s been complete shit for a long time.
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Couple times a year is a gross underestimate. Cobes has a golden stream about once or twice every 2-3 months. It's always kind of been like this. Even back in the golden era you would have to sift through dozens and dozens of "pipe thoughts" and "rant video" to find gold. The last great stream Cobes did was just back in December when he got blackout and forgot what day it was. He still has bangers!
 
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