Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

This is going to be bad ass. He's going to fucking hate this about one hour after the dry spell ends. I hope she won't leave and he's gotta call the cops on her. Abuse allegations coming in nicely toobs.

Imagine if she starts getting mail there and he has to evict her? He'll prolly just abandon his apartment, lol.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Will they fuck like crazy and fall in love?

Best case scenario could be like Blade and Bec. She took Blade's virginity in his 30s, so he forever simps for her because she's willing to touch his dick. Bec puts up with the repulsive fat bum because she wants the notoriety and a place to live where she's free to be a pill popping junkie.

I doubt Josh and Jessica could have a similar situation for numerous reasons... Josh is autistic and can't put up with people for long. Bec is significantly more attractive than Jessica, and she's a conniving manipulator, which I doubt Jessica can pull off.

But, even with this scenario, everyone hates Bec because she's a content blocker and she's annoying. Jessica is even more annoying.

 

[HiveDull]

I know it's all a grift and she's never going to get to the Cobra Den by Valentine's Day, but I love the idea that Cobes thinks that just getting her a plane ticket will get Jessica to his lair.
Not a single thought in his little bogged out mind goes towards "hey, who's going to pick up my gf"
His brain just thinks "plane ticket = inside cobra lair = smash box"
I'm all for the drama, toobz.

 

[Point Emerging]

She can just like, walk from the airport. It's only like, 20 minutes by bus, on a busy day, weather permitting.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Summoning meth demons to your apartment is goth AF, doodt.

But on a serious note, I worry for him. NAL is a loose cannon and probably has multiple hard drug addictions. The first thing she'd look for in Casper is probably the local meth dealer. The content potential for this is legendary, though.

 

[HiveDull]

She can just like, walk from the airport. It's only like, 20 minutes by bus, on a busy day, weather permitting.

She's too entitled to take a greyhound. There's no way she going to use public transit to get to the Cobra lair.
I like to think that either Papa Clunt or Stepmom picks up Jessica. I also like to think that Cobra won't be there to greet her at the airport and would be streaming while downing a birthday cake vodka.

 

[Point Emerging]

She's too entitled to take a greyhound. There's no way she going to use public transit to get to the Cobra lair.
I like to think that either Papa Clunt or Stepmom picks up Jessica. I also like to think that Cobra won't be there to greet her at the airport and would be streaming while downing a birthday cake vodka.

I was saying she'd fly into Casper and get on public transit. Albeit, I have no idea what that looks like. Not even sure if there's a reasonably-priced flight that flies into that hole. I'd assume a 20 minute bus ride would be like a 2 hour walk or more in those parts since it's so cold and shit-snowy.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I was saying she'd fly into Casper and get on public transit. Albeit, I have no idea what that looks like. Not even sure if there's a reasonably-priced flight that flies into that hole. I'd assume a 20 minute bus ride would be like a 2 hour walk or more in those parts since it's so cold and shit-snowy.

I looked and there is a greyhound and that's mostly I see. there looks like there was a public bus, but the website is 404 me.

 

[Hennimore]

“Cobras content sucks! He just sits around and reads donations! We should do everything in our power to discourage him from anything other than staying in his comfort zone by being a shut in staying in his apartment reading chat donos. THAT’LL fix it!”

You've also got to remember that the Redditors know Josh obsessively browses that sub. Not making excuses for them but a lot of them will write shit they don't intend on ever acting on just so he sees it and gets sent into a loop over it. The majority of them don't even contribute to that sub let alone fuck with Josh. There are constantly people on there that complain how the sub has gone down the drain and has no good original content anymore and then you click on their profiles to find they've contributed zero. I think you have to be mentally retarded to do anything on Reddit outside of lurk for niche information.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

New mead will be ready just in time for Valentine's day. I'm looking forward to the inevitable meltdown, cat food-food hack, Boglim special reserve mead and lecture on gender relations.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Here's Rusty;

Seeing those puppets roast each other was oddly satisfying.

 

[Slim Boglim]

You've also got to remember that the Redditors know Josh obsessively browses that sub. Not making excuses for them but a lot of them will write shit they don't intend on ever acting on just so he sees it and gets sent into a loop over it. The majority of them don't even contribute to that sub let alone fuck with Josh. There are constantly people on there that complain how the sub has gone down the drain and has no good original content anymore and then you click on their profiles to find they've contributed zero. I think you have to be mentally retarded to do anything on Reddit outside of lurk for niche information.

Yeah an open letters to Josh/clint are easily the worst shit posted there

 

[Point Emerging]

I looked and there is a greyhound and that's mostly I see. there looks like there was a public bus, but the website is 404 me.

10-4, I didn't look that deep. But come on, if she really wants cobra's wand, and maybe a few more baconators, she'll hoof it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

10-4, I didn't look that deep. But come on, if she really wants cobra's wand, and maybe a few more baconators, she'll hoof it.

honestly, I knew it wasn't going to happen once he told josh had to get the ticket. He can't even redeem a pizza hut gift card let alone buying a plane ticket online.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

"The soap works, trolls. The scent drew in fangirls from entire states away!"

-Cobra after banging NaL, probably

 

[curbside2]

But on a serious note, I worry for him. NAL is a loose cannon

That’s an interesting euphemism for disease riddled, box cutter wielding, slime whore.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That’s an interesting euphemism for disease riddled, box cutter wielding, slime whore.

Well my go-to for her is always gonna be "meth whore". It's amazing how her ugliness is more than a match for Cobes. Ugly on the inside and outside and then some. At least Cobes can be genuinely endearing sometimes.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I can't imagine content being amazing out of this. Best case scenario he gets pissed at her, then does a live stream and read's the chats comments about her like he did couch chris.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"The soap works, trolls. The scent drew in fangirls from entire states away!"

-Cobra after banging NaL, probably

If tactical soap only bring on emotionally unstable fat chicks, it’s time to give up on the soap

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If tactical soap only bring on emotionally unstable fat chicks, it’s time to give up on the soap

Desperate men would never stop buying it and Cobes would become a millionaire with his coupon code if that was actually the case.