Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[fag0rz]

This will end with Cobes sperging out in the parking lot of Conquistador apartments while NAL throws his Ozzy memorabilia at him. After that she'll claim Puff's mummified carcass as a trophy.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

If they do meet I think they will probably have the grossest sex imaginable and after the novelty of getting laid wears off slowly cobra will get annoyed with her and start streaming all night just to have an excuse to ignore her.

This will result in a falling out and things will return to normal. The interesting part will be if the falling out is documented and the severity of it. Cobra is pretty cowardly and hates any conflict so I think he might actually be able to deescalate in a way a crazy bitch won't be able to contend with.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I know I'm probably a day late but the fact that his pre-diabetic ass has a whole jug of chocolate cubes is impressive, and only overshadowed by the fact that they are still there untouched, and aren't breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

[lottalove]

As of right now according to inside sources, she's having a 45 min layover in Denver.

 

[Raven-621]

Cobes is really about to let a fat, unstable tweaker move in to the Cobra Den™ for thirty seconds of the most gruesome pussy you can imagine.

 

[ADHD]

I'm surprised so many of you believe she's sane enough to even make it through the airport to get on the plane.

If Chantal can do it, NAL can do it.

People on Reddit tend to be even more regarded than the cows themselves. Nal might be the positive change Cobe’s needs. Hopefully she’ll force him to get out of the bum hovel and we might get a decent Valentine’s Day stream.

We have two mentally ill, highly regarded boglims with substance abuse and anger issues who are about to butt heads. This is what Josh needed to revive his shitty channel. The born again incel saga was the worst saga of all. He became a depressed bum. Let the boy pound some boglimette pussy ffs.

I‘m very optimistic about this saga.

These two have the potential to be the second coming of Crackhead Olympics. I'm excited.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

I know I'm probably a day late but the fact that his pre-diabetic ass has a whole jug of chocolate cubes is impressive, and only overshadowed by the fact that they are still there untouched, and aren't breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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I believe those are the salted caramel chocolates that he recently put on a pretzel baconator for a food hack that hurt his teeth so bad he had to take them off the burger.

 

[Space Police]

As of right now according to inside sources, she's having a 45 min layover in Denver.

 

[bonified retard]

I know I'm probably a day late but the fact that his pre-diabetic ass has a whole jug of chocolate cubes is impressive, and only overshadowed by the fact that they are still there untouched, and aren't breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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He has all kinds of caramels, taffy, hard candy scattered around the kitchen. I assume the "fans" send them to him in hopes that he breaks a tooth.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

As of right now according to inside sources, she's having a 45 min layover in Denver.
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Our boy gonna acquire that Bogussy, if it doesn't kill him first.

God speed Josh and for the love of god don't get her pregnant.

 

[TheTourist]

As of right now according to inside sources, she's having a 45 min layover in Denver.

Tight ass layover. Hope she's light on her feet.

 

[lottalove]

update: NAL should land in Casper at 12:45 pm MST

 

[Goatchoker]

Tight ass layover. Hope she's light on her feet.

Was just thinking that. Big airport to have a short layover in.
I can’t believe this is happening.
This can’t end well.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is going to be interesting, I'd be shocked if his Little Cobra would even remember what to do when confronted with a naked woman - this is going to give him such a fucking ego boost even if this lasts a fucking day he will be riding it for years.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s so obvious that he isn’t attracted to her. If it was the 18 yo big-titted goth whore of his dreams, he’d build the fucking plane himself.

Nobody is attracted to Jessica. I never see a simp in her chat, that's hard to accomplish today, especially with her constant "I'm so ugly" fishing for compliments bullshit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Holy shit it's actually happening? Will this really be the end of the dryspell?!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Tactical Shon has been deployed. The bug throne is crowded tonight.

I know I'm probably a day late but the fact that his pre-diabetic ass has a whole jug of chocolate cubes is impressive, and only overshadowed by the fact that they are still there untouched, and aren't breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Those were a Christmas gift from his sister, I think. Very personal, heartfelt gift.

 

[Slim Boglim]

If this is truly the end of the dryspell this will be a monumental day in the Cobraverse

END THE DRYSPELL!
END THE BOGLIM AGE!
END GENDER RELATIONS RANTS!

 

[BallBuster II]

If she does make it to the Cobra den, the age old question might finally be answered: What happens when 2 Garbage Pail Kids fuck?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Doubters in shambles