Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Crocodylus Acutus said:
I remember from a previous MATI, that Null made someone comb through a TDS episode for content as a condition to getting unbanned, because that was the only way anyone would actually watch it.
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You're confusing it with being forced to sit through Bryan Dunn. But yes, it's bad. I try to archive tweets because I know they're the most likely to disappear, but even they're unbearable. What kills it is how smug and insincere he is, constantly laughing at his own jokes that only he finds funny and beating his various dead horses (Maddox, Eric July, fat women, etc). The only time he's ever entertaining to watch is when people fuck with him and make him snap and lose his temper.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
Let it stand as testament to how insufferably unfunny Dax and Vito are, that there is no one on the Farms willing to regularly sit through a single minute of the Dick show to get good clips.
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I listen to it every now and this when I have a really long drive by myself. You'd expect it to be a dumpster fire based on the Tweets that get reposted in this thread, but it's worse than that: it's just boring. There's nothing worth posting. There are no good clips.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
You're confusing it with being forced to sit through Bryan Dunn. But yes, it's bad. I try to archive tweets because I know they're the most likely to disappear, but even they're unbearable. What kills it is how smug and insincere he is, constantly laughing at his own jokes that only he finds funny and beating his various dead horses (Maddox, Eric July, fat women, etc). The only time he's ever entertaining to watch is when people fuck with him and make him snap and lose his temper.
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Thank you, you're right about that. For some reason Bryan Dunn and Dax Herrera both occupy the same spot in my memory. Maybe its because they both share the same traits of being washed up attention whores who produce nothing of value, and have to shit up the lives of others in order to be noticed.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
You're confusing it with being forced to sit through Bryan Dunn. But yes, it's bad. I try to archive tweets because I know they're the most likely to disappear, but even they're unbearable. What kills it is how smug and insincere he is, constantly laughing at his own jokes that only he finds funny and beating his various dead horses (Maddox, Eric July, fat women, etc). The only time he's ever entertaining to watch is when people fuck with him and make him snap and lose his temper.
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I tried to slog through, but I had to call it quits after the last clip I posted.
 
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GaryGray said:
I predict the universe will start and finish before Vito releases anything. How late is he currently on deliverables?
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FTFY

I wanted to swing by Dick's Twitter feed to see if he had any other comments now Null's legal fund has absolutely blown Vito the Pedo's KS out the water, but after scrolling through hours and hours of him malding over Maddox (who also appears to be acting like a dipshit tbf) I gave up.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
FTFY

I wanted to swing by Dick's Twitter feed to see if he had any other comments now Null's legal fund has absolutely blown Vito the Pedo's KS out the water, but after scrolling through hours and hours of him malding over Maddox (who also appears to be acting like a dipshit tbf) I gave up.
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2024 and he's still seething about Maddox. What is he going to do next? Bring back creationist vs atheist debates?

Comedy, everyone. Why aren't you laughing?
 
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AltisticRight said:
2024 and he's still seething about Maddox. What is he going to do next? Bring back creationist vs atheist debates?

Comedy, everyone. Why aren't you laughing?
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Just you guys wait, Dax has something crazy in the works. It's called New Project 3, and it is...

  • A shitty coffee
  • A failed alt-banking service
  • Another book no one will read
  • A never released comic book made by a pedophile
  • A collection of love poems made out to JLH
  • A fursuit company tailored specifically for bovines
  • Another 5 years of Maddox seething
Juju really knows how to make the most out of life doesn't he.
 
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Is Maddox saying (and Dax tacitly acknowledging) that he was offered a house in Arizona by his parents and turns it down because he wants to stay in Pedowood and doesn't want to accept that he's an LA failure?
 
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Oliver Onions said:
FTFY

I wanted to swing by Dick's Twitter feed to see if he had any other comments now Null's legal fund has absolutely blown Vito the Pedo's KS out the water, but after scrolling through hours and hours of him malding over Maddox (who also appears to be acting like a dipshit tbf) I gave up.
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Best I can get you is him asking about it in the Biggest Problem discord, and his fans spewing out "PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE" about Null, and later on an implication that Null's gonna take the money and run.

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The Ancestor said:
Best I can get you is him asking about it in the Biggest Problem discord, and his fans spewing out "PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE" about Null, and later on an implication that Null's gonna take the money and run.

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"HURR DURR what is Null even trying to do?! I am too dumb to read the simple explanation on the website... maybe Null can call into my dead show to explain it to a dummy dumb dumb like me?"
 
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Lidl Drip said:
"HURR DURR what is Null even trying to do?! I am too dumb to read the simple explanation on the website... maybe Null can call into my dead show to explain it to a dummy dumb dumb like me?"
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That's unironically what he wants. That's what he wants with everybody he has beef with. Dick is seething that Null ignores him.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
"HURR DURR what is Null even trying to do?! I am too dumb to read the simple explanation on the website... maybe Null can call into my dead show to explain it to a dummy dumb dumb like me?"
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The opening line is "Russel Greer has been suing me since 2019" and this motherfucker is still in his server saying "wait so, like, is he suing people over hurt feelings?"
 
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Null said:
>there's no hardin
lmfao this bald old faggot thinks he can just say dumb shit to get me back on the show

NONONO lemme on!! lemme set the facts straight!! on the dick show!!
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You could go back on Sean's show, if you wanted to. I'm sure he'd be happy to have you, and he seems sympathetic to the Farm's plight (being a Kiwi himself). I thought last time was really good.

Up to you though. Either way, I trust your judgement.
 
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