Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bit of extra seasonin on that there burger for you, jessica :tomgirl:

Also he can barely put a sentence together and is giggling like a moron, wtf is he high on?
 
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Now that the dry spell might actually be coming to an end, this quote seems a fitting description of Cobes's story as a whole
Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Do you recon part of his getting ready for tonight was rubbing down his clothing with tactical soap - and wire wheeling the layers of smegma off out from under his foreskin?
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He's not going to prepare. Preparing is square and not goth. He's going to loaf around until she gets there and then unload both barrels of that classic goth charisma we've all come to know and love.
 
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Apparently it was a paypig that paid for the tickets and set the thing up. It’d genuinely be funny if NaL was genuinely just trying to scam cobra or his audience and some total retard called her bluff. Anyways some people hate on paypigs but hey dude, if somebody is retarded enough to spend hundreds of dollars to send DoorDash to the wrong apartment in Christmas Day then there’s gotta be somebody retarded enough to fund a trip so two boglims can make love
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Apparently it was a paypig that paid for the tickets and set the thing up. It’d genuinely be funny if NaL was genuinely just trying to scam cobra or his audience and some total retard called her bluff. Anyways some people hate on paypigs but hey dude, if somebody is retarded enough to spend hundreds of dollars to send DoorDash to the wrong apartment in Christmas Day then there’s gotta be somebody retarded enough to fund a trip so two boglims can make love
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Considering what the average normie pays for entertainment, a well off guy could stomache breaking off five hundred bucks for some rare entertainment.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Apparently it was a paypig that paid for the tickets and set the thing up. It’d genuinely be funny if NaL was genuinely just trying to scam cobra or his audience and some total retard called her bluff. Anyways some people hate on paypigs but hey dude, if somebody is retarded enough to spend hundreds of dollars to send DoorDash to the wrong apartment in Christmas Day then there’s gotta be somebody retarded enough to fund a trip so two boglims can make love
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Jessica Messica interviewed him
 
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all im gonna say is she better bang the BOY

if she kicked up all this retarded fuss and attached herself onto the cobraverse like a tick, only to leave cobes (and us) blue-balled after 2 days, then i swear i am going to fly to her dads house and flush all her meth down the toilet. no "taking it slow" bullshit, i dont care how terrified cobes is, just do something funny for once, flapjack-tits.
 
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