Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.

The prophecy is almost complete. Soon Jord will be raising his son in his Clock Tower Mansion.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

New bitesize vid is premiering right now, if any of you want something to hold you over until our boy goes live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3od0FVmMU0

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

New bitesize vid is premiering right now, if any of you want something to hold you over until our boy goes live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3od0FVmMU0

Thank you kindly

 

[Slim Boglim]

Dryspell ending bros… did we get too cocky?

Edit: upon rereading that I realized it could be interpreted differently than I intended: to clarify, dear reader, “dryspell ending bros” refers to the kinship among those that are rooting for the dryspell ending. It DOES NOT refer to a group of bros who plan to end cobras dryspell.

 

[Space Police]

Dryspell ending bros… did we get too cocky?

Even if the dry spell doesn't end, we could still get a Valentine's Day meltdown.

 

[sharp lint]

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Dryspell ending bros… did we get too cocky?

So she didn't fly in? I don't understand what that actually even means

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Even if the dry spell doesn't end, we could still get a Valentine's Day meltdown.

If the dry spell holds till Valentines Day, it'll be a meltdown to end all meltdowns.

 

[Slim Boglim]

So she didn't fly in? I don't understand what that actually even means

Your guess is as good as mine

 

[ADHD]

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Dryspell ending bros… did we get too cocky?

Edit: upon rereading that I realized it could be interpreted differently than I intended: to clarify, dear reader, “dryspell ending bros” refers to the kinship among those that are rooting for the dryspell ending. It DOES NOT refer to a group of bros who plan to end cobras dryspell.

She came into Jessica Messica's most recent livestream and said this:

I'm not sure what upset her but I don't think her intentions towards Cobra have changed at all.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

maybe they are mutually raging at their troles and bonding over it. After all... social media doesn't give a fuck

 

[Slim Boglim]

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Nothing ever happens, toobs

 

[Jerome Saunders]

She better not be getting cute by calling him shy. Or sensitive. Or that he has an ego.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

The fog of war is thick right now, personally I will wait for the dust to settle before drawing conclusions.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The fog of war is thick right now, personally I will wait for the dust to settle before drawing conclusions.

Bacon smoke emanating from the grease cauldron is the Cobraverse's equivalent of the fog of war.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Slim Boglim]

Im waiting with bated breath. Checking multiple channels consistently. Refreshing pages. Looking at every thread at every website that pertains to this. All because I am personally invested in the sexual relations of two retards.

Bros… sisters… I’m sorry to say… my life is sad and it is ruled by cobra.

 

[UncommonParlence]

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Dryspell ending bros… did we get too cocky?

Edit: upon rereading that I realized it could be interpreted differently than I intended: to clarify, dear reader, “dryspell ending bros” refers to the kinship among those that are rooting for the dryspell ending. It DOES NOT refer to a group of bros who plan to end cobras dryspell.

Lmfao. She writes fuhrer so often that autocorrect chose it over further. She's absolutely perfect for the, BOY!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jason Saunders is being conceived as you read this post

 

[Devious Dave]

Jason Saunders is being conceived as you read this post

I thought he wanted to name his kid Damien