Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Raven-621]

This whole situation is like a plot to a JAV

Except they’re BOTH ugly bastards.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I think this disproves the theory of evolution

 

[TheTourist]

I think this disproves the theory of evolution

evolution is about adapting to your environment and fucking. Two things Cobes has done expertly.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I think this disproves the theory of evolution

Evolution is about environmental fitness and forwarding genes into posterity, not qualities we as human beings consider desirable. Also there's no way to know this dark consummation will result in anything beyond gross sex between two ugly retards. Either one, or both, could be infertile from their substance abuse, unhealthy lifestyles or obvious poor genetics. At least, I really really hope so.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Though I think it's unlikely, I'd think it would be hilarious if NAL while over in the boglim's den did one of her 12 hour streams because then maybe we'd get to see a now rare Jorp off camera rage.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

What is the funniest thing that could happen here? Kiwis please speculate.

In nine months we will witness the birth of the most regarded baby in mankind's history.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Speeking of, honestly Cobes got to be blasting cottage cheese with his diet an general dehydration? Dude's gotta be blowing cottage cheese with pineapple chunks in at this point.

Sounds like a dank food hack tmdwu.


Gona go get some crackers and make a dip out of it.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I mean this with the strongest sentiment possible.

BETTER NOT GO LIVE, BOY!

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS.

COBRA YOU CRAZY CREAMPUFF, YOU DID IT.

But wait......

Could that be, on the horizon......
erectile dysfunction from rolling the snakebones 4x a day for 6 years?

Let this happen. If this happens, and goes off, 2024 is a good year for sneed, calling it now.

 

[Hennimore]

I'm honestly surprised that Jord hasn't gone live yet. I really thought that he would want to gloat as soon as possible and rub it in the troll's faces. I guess he is going to wait till the deed is actually done.

The smugness radiating off Jord is gonna be around for months and I can't wait for the kino content it provides.

 

[RollingRock2]

If Cobes was an Ozzy fan he might put on Steal Away the Night and Lightning Strikes. BUUUUT she will be banged to Backstreet Boys instead

 

[Cound Trakula]

No girl travels across the country not to get down and dirty.

It will happen, just wait.

 

[Devious Dave]

2024 is the year he will end his dry spell

Am I allowed to toot my own horn for this?

 

[lurkin]

We're witnessing ground/patient zero boys, gonna have ourselves a new pandemic. I bet cobes gets dorito crumbs in her fallopian tube.

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

Has anyone heard any updates about the meetup yet?

My tin foil hat theory is those two are going to piss drunk and fight.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

If Cobes was an Ozzy fan he might put on Steal Away the Night and Lightning Strikes. BUUUUT she will be banged to Backstreet Boys instead

Thunder Underground. Because ONE of them is going to be walking away from this meeting of the biomes with some thunder rumbling in their underground.

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE BOTH STERILE?
YOU WON'T WRAP BEFORE YOU POUND.
YOU THINK YOU BROKE YOUR DRYSPELL,
WAIT FOR THE ULTRASOOOOOUND
all right now

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.

The odds of her being fertile are about nil.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It'll be like Couch Chris, Warlord and Stepanie rolled into one glorious clusterfuck of a saga.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

NAL has also been running around saying she wants to get pregnant and has no intention of using protection.

I hear Cobes was scared when she started talking like that but that fear is set aside when he knows he can get his dick wet?

oh my.

I'm scared thinking about it.