Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

The power move for nick parents woulda been for them to be directly involved in his education as in he didnt go to highschool and wish to be a nigger but was just taught directly and made to be truly productive

The real power move would have been to Jackie Chan him, cut him off entirely and tell him to make his own way in the world. I can sympathise with them not wanting to put the grandkids through that, though.

A more cynical man might suggest the only reason he kept knocking Our Wife up was to increase the support from his and Kayla's families.

 

[bifftango]

His emergency client was Andy Warski lolView attachment 5707617

This isn't riddled with typos and grammatical errors -- far too literate to be Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

I understand Nick has to die on this hill because of the lawsuit but anyone who isn't wetbrained can view the clips and understand Nick was presenting that as if it were true.

Speak for yourself. A more rational person would have retracted the statements and/or tried to enter into some sort of settlement by now.

Maybe Randazza can work some some voodoo legal magic, but Nick put himself is a really stupid and expensive position here because of his gigantic ego.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Speak for yourself. A more rational person would have retracted the statements and/or tried to enter into some sort of settlement by now.

Maybe Randazza can work some some voodoo legal magic, but Nick put himself is a really stupid and expensive position here because of his gigantic ego.

I'm saying from the perspective of Nick who clearly wants to keep fighting this retarded lolsuit. He can't give an inch because it would torpedo his defense at this point.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I'm saying from the perspective of Nick who clearly wants to keep fighting this retarded lolsuit. He can't give an inch because it would torpedo his defense at this point.

when he talked very openly about the case it looked like he and his team was heavily leaning into the Trump insurrection defense of "Nick actually believes with all his heart that montagraph is actually a pedophile", I'm sure his reactions and speeches on streams didn't really help and at some point his lawyer must've told him something in the lines of "I know you do the whole free speech grifing, but if you keep opening your mouth and fucking up the case I'm going to leave", that's just my speculation.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?

Sounds like bullshit.

It was a friend who got a DUI I bet

I think this is a just a new excuse because the old ones were running thin. He has evolved lately, and he cannot pull the 'sick card' again so soon.

Nick has seethed at being called non-practicing for nearly half a year now including recently. Why wouldn't he bring up the fact that he still has a limited practice? Either this is made up, or it is something embarrassing that he doesn't want to talk about, or it's something new that popped up at 3am, which at that time of night would probably mean someone he knew got into some problems under the influence of drugs/alcohol, which would fall under the embarrassing thing.

I didn't watch much of the stream, but I did check his ad read at the end of his YouTube show.

After turning off the YouTube stream last night, Nick left Branca to hold the fort while he went to the bathroom, adding that he also had to "check" on Kayla. He came back 8 minutes later and said she had him get her a Gatorade and "take some stuff out of her room" (which is the second time he claimed to have to do that in the middle of a show in the past little while since he also claimed to be lifting boxes to the car at one point recently).

Assuming the "client call"at 3am is bullshit, my first guess would be it's something to do with her. Whether it's actually some sort of a "medical issue" as he implied last week I'm not so sure. What I would say is that I would be less surprised to see Nick's name pop up on MCRO because of divorce proceedings than his name appearing because he was actually representing a client in court as the attorney of record.

Based on his comments in December about how he's not lucky to be married because if he was he'd have a prenup and his recent comments where he says he's not sure if he would recommend marriage and seemingly has gamed out a divorce it sure seems like something is going on.

A more cynical man might suggest the only reason he kept knocking Our Wife up was to increase the support from his and Kayla's families.

Not cynical, just someone with basic observational skills. As part of the gaming out the divorce, if you listen closely, he implies that the wife in the completely hypothetical situation will try to seek full custody to maximize the amount of child support she receives.

This sounds odd until you realize that Kayla probably actually wanted children and Nick wanted a piggy bank where he could whine to his parents about how his house was too small for all the kids and they needed another one.

His emergency client was Andy Warski lol

Jim getting in on the "hope you make a million dollars" meme

 

[northstar747]

The real power move would have been to Jackie Chan him, cut him off entirely and tell him to make his own way in the world. I can sympathise with them not wanting to put the grandkids through that, though.

A more cynical man might suggest the only reason he kept knocking Our Wife up was to increase the support from his and Kayla's families.

you mean like a nigger?

Theres a thesis somewhere in this topic. But its kinda like the millionaire next door type shit. the family money creates a disconnect to nicks socialization.

Wait let me back up nick did make his own way in the world like lowtax is retardly stumbled into the trial streaming.

okay back to socialization nick was put with kids that were not of is economic class, and thus he identifies with "poor people" so worse he idealizes/romanticies/relates to people that are not in his class.

That was the magic sauce he came off as a good trad family man and kept the mask up pretty well, it like mike roe whose a fucking opera singer and got a job playing a rough neck everybody.

The whole invest in your kid....I basically mean the parents need a relationship with their child and set standards and expectations the just go to college and get any degree and the just work so he took an easy sales job with wells fargo while shitting out children was not the best use of resources.

 

[Captain Manning]

What I would say is that I would be less surprised to see Nick's name pop up on MCRO because of divorce proceedings than his name appearing because he was actually representing a client in court as the attorney of record.

Technically, he could be engaged in document preparation or something like that. It's been pointed out numerous times that courtroom litigation is just a very small slice of what most lawyers do. Or it could also be something that hasn't been filed yet. As it stands now though, I agree with those who say he's probably just making up fake excuses.

I mean, he probably knows by now all his other excuses have been roundly mocked, and July calling him non-practicing REALLY messed him up.

EDIT TO ADD: I'm sure you already checked, but MCRO is still showing the last time he was an attorney of record for something was in 2021.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

And the idea of him being some raging homophobe is also pure idiocy. They literally just decided it was a good smear angle literally because he just admitted he was Christian.

Wasn't the other allegation is he wouldn't sign yaoi art that wasn't Canon to the show.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn't the other allegation is he wouldn't sign yaoi art that wasn't Canon to the show.

Yeah.

Basically some lunatic fangirls got their panties in a twist he wouldn't sign a dojin of Roy Mustang making out with Ed or some shit.

Whole thing was stupid. They were really reaching with that one.

Null has a point: If Vic claimed he was gay, it would have been extremely believable (those fucking pants), and the whole crusade against him would have collapsed overnight. It worked for Greg Ayres and Justin Sevakis.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Technically, he could be engaged in document preparation or something like that. It's been pointed out numerous times that courtroom litigation is just a very small slice of what most lawyers do. Or it could also be something that hasn't been filed yet. As it stands now though, I agree with those who say he's probably just making up fake excuses.

I mean, he probably knows by now all his other excuses have been roundly mocked, and July calling him non-practicing REALLY messed him up.

EDIT TO ADD: I'm sure you already checked, but MCRO is still showing the last time he was an attorney of record for something was in 2021.

He got called at three in the morning. Allegedly. That's not some sort of civil matter, since at that hour, somebody fucked up, probably under the influence of something, and it would probably be some sort of family member, friend, or some sort of acquaintance who knew him from somewhere and he was the person they knew who was a lawyer and thought of calling. Nobody is calling at 3:00am to discuss changing their will or negotiating a lease agreement.

But, whatever, it probably didn't happen. Even Rekieta's fans are starting to push back on his absurd excuses about how he has to drive his kids 36 hours a day, and he's likely trying new ones out.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Technically, he could be engaged in document preparation or something like that. It's been pointed out numerous times that courtroom litigation is just a very small slice of what most lawyers do. Or it could also be something that hasn't been filed yet. As it stands now though, I agree with those who say he's probably just making up fake excuses.

I mean, he probably knows by now all his other excuses have been roundly mocked, and July calling him non-practicing REALLY messed him up.

EDIT TO ADD: I'm sure you already checked, but MCRO is still showing the last time he was an attorney of record for something was in 2021.

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As you say, he could be practicing law in terms of contracts, wills, doing stuff out of court. I don't believe for a second he is, but it is possible. Not at the dark of night.

I think people may be confusing his law license with the LLC for his firm. His bar license is up to date, which surprised me considering the CLE requirements (we know he wouldn't give a shit about spending money on it, but time and effort are another matter).

Spoiler: Law license info, also above in thread

Attorney Detail

However, his Rekieta Law LLC is defunct still:

https://mblsportal.sos.state.mn.us/Business/Search

Spoiler: Details on Rekieta Law LLC in MN

For the record, his Rekieta Media LLC down in Texas was in a probationary period when Monte filed the lawsuit (although it is not named), but he has since renewed it.

https://mycpa.cpa.state.tx.us/coa/coaSearchBtn

 

[Anticipointment]

After turning off the YouTube stream last night, Nick left Branca to hold the fort while he went to the bathroom, adding that he also had to "check" on Kayla. He came back 8 minutes later and said she had him get her a Gatorade and "take some stuff out of her room" (which is the second time he claimed to have to do that in the middle of a show in the past little while since he also claimed to be lifting boxes to the car at one point recently).

Didn’t see that but the whole month of Jan quite a lot of the rumble flip points were absurdly long with Nick mentioning that he had to “check on” Kayla, tell her goodnight, or do some mundane task for her when that never used to be the routine & she should have been asleep at that time anyway. Something is definitely brewing with them.

If he had some “client” emergency it seems like he’d not have had the time to type out a whole locals excuse & would have just made the no locals stream announcement & done the explaining later.

 

[AnOminous]

However, some of them would totally buy a balldo, get high/drunk, and then hire a hooker to test it on. Not because they're balldo sexuals, but because they want to have fun and try something new.

Remember that hard times make strong men meme, followed by strong men making good times? Well, the end of that meme is Nick.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Should be timestamped, but at 1:30 I cannot fucking believe that even after it was demonstrably proven that he didn't say "probably" and in fact said "always", he is still insisting he said probably.
Kudos to the Richard guy fucking with him via superchats. All that money is just going to alcohol, anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

However, some of them would totally buy a balldo, get high/drunk, and then hire a hooker to test it on. Not because they're balldo sexuals, but because they want to have fun and try something new.

Remember that hard times make strong men meme, followed by strong men making good times? Well, the end of that meme is Nick.

when he talked very openly about the case it looked like he and his team was heavily leaning into the Trump insurrection defense of "Nick actually believes with all his heart that montagraph is actually a pedophile", I'm sure his reactions and speeches on streams didn't really help and at some point his lawyer must've told him something in the lines of "I know you do the whole free speech grifing, but if you keep opening your mouth and fucking up the case I'm going to leave", that's just my speculation.

It's actually a defense Monty has to overcome, at least if it goes forward on an actual malice standard. It it doesn't, Nick is seriously fucked, but there's a solid chance Monty is some sort of limited purpose public figure as he has embroiled himself in numerous controversies. If it's actual malice, Monty would have to prove Nick had some subjective doubt about the truth of his statements.

Randazza will probably trot this out when/if his ludicrously speculative attempt to import Colorado law fails. I note that's not even guaranteed, and someone on this very thread has made a coherent argument that the usual lex loci (law of the place) rule applies and it is not as insane as it sounds to do that. Randazza isn't a moron. He isn't going to present flat-out frivolous arguments (unless it's really really profitable for him and he thinks he'll get away with it).

 

[RotPockets]

Saw this as a thumbnail, just look at this AIDS faggot.

“Y’all got any more of those HAART cocktails?”

 

[AnOminous]

Saw this as a thumbnail, just look at this AIDS faggot.

He doesn't even look human. He just looks like a monument to full-blown AIDS. It's like he's on a poster. "Don't do what this guy did to get the AIDS he's dying from."

 

[RotPockets]

He doesn't even look human. He just looks like a monument to full-blown AIDS. It's like he's on a poster. "Don't do what this guy did to get the AIDS he's dying from."

The opposite of this public service message.



“When you look like this you may as well share needles. It just means more money to get fucked up with. Always lick the spoon.”

-Nick “The Gaunt” Rekieta

 

[AnOminous]

The opposite of this public service message, featuring Nick “The Gaunt” Rekieta.
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“If you look like this you may as well share needles. It just means more money to get fucked up with.”

Look at his sunken cheeks. That shit is startling.

He literally looks like he's dying.

Look at how horrible he looks. A man in any kind of normal health does not look like this.

What is wrong with Nick that he looks like this? The sunken cheeks, the sallow appearance, what is wrong with this man physically that he looks like this, to the point anyone looking at a picture of him immediately thinks "this man is dying?"