Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Something isn't right about this clip.

Take a look at the 53-54 second mark, it clearly goes from 1200 down to 400 (jumps $800 down rather than $400).
That's just stake servers lagging. He had $1600, lost 800 in two bets, but his balance didn't update for either of them. So when he bets the third 400, it subtracts his assumed balance down to 1200 for the split second of the bet, then syncs up to his real balance of 400 after he loses.
 
crack, nicotine, caffeine, gambling....

I'm no doctor, but that mother fucker is a recipe for hypertension.
I have no clue what hypertension is but I imagine it looks something like those forehead pulsations he has when he's crackin out:
 
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I have no clue what hypertension is but I imagine it looks something like those forehead pulsations he has when he's crackin out:
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That's from clenching his jaw. I think this is closer to what people are thinking of when they talk about hypertension
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It's like a spiderweb of bulging veins bout ready to pop.
 
>He lost what little money he had on stream to Limbo, the RNG game.
>I asked him why he wouldn't just play it for like 50 cents instead of 5 dollars if he only has like $20 total.
>He says "well if you're so good at gambling you have a lot of money. why don't you juice me?"
>I send him $10 on PayPal. By the time that arrives he has a little bit more juice from other people.
>Loses it all on Limbo in about 2 minutes.
 
On stream yesterday Null was commenting that he didn't really know how Limbo worked and I think I do:
1. you set your multiplier (BMJ usually goes for 2x)
2. you hit the button
3. RNG
4. if the number that comes up is higher than the multiplier, you win, and it gives you back your bet with the multiplier attached. ex. your multiplier is 2x, you bet $50, you win and it gives you $100. Your multiplier is 4x, you win and you get $200. Austin doesn't really fuck with the multiplier, just his bet amount. I'm unsure if the multiplier affects your odds of winning.
5. if the number that comes up is lower than the multiplier, you lose.

I'm like 99% sure that's how it works. Basically it's just an RNG fest where you click the button and it gives you money or it doesn't.
 
>He lost what little money he had on stream to Limbo, the RNG game.
>I asked him why he wouldn't just play it for like 50 cents instead of 5 dollars if he only has like $20 total.
>He says "well if you're so good at gambling you have a lot of money. why don't you juice me?"
>I send him $10 on PayPal. By the time that arrives he has a little bit more juice from other people.
>Loses it all on Limbo in about 2 minutes.
What's that supposed to mean?? You backseat gaming, bro?!? LET HIM COOK!!! He doesn't deserve this. Bossman has literally given THOUSANDS of dollars back to his chat.

You got off easy. Others have met the fate of having the Bossman stick their mom's heads through his wall hole while he fucks their sweet milf pussy.
 
I offered to pay him $45 for 45 min of playing Buckshot Roulette in his most recent tirade of grief and self-hatred for having no money to his name and he banned me.
You wanted to pay him a $1/minute for his services? BMJ can afford to lose thousands in a matter of minutes he doesn't get out of bed for your price. Now stop being a faggot and drop a 20 pack of gifted subs for unban retard.
 
Supercut from today's Counter-Strike session. He has at least one rat on his team. For once he is annoyed by his teammates, and not the other way around. The best part starts around a minute in when he buys the scout and makes multiple genuinely impressive misses. His aim with snipers is some of the worst I've ever seen. To his credit he did better than he usually does, mostly because the other players were dogshit


I am now including a streamable link for higher quality video, as I compress videos I upload to the farms a lot
 
Oh wait, that's called a job.
There isn't a position in this world that he'd hold for any substantial length of time. He legitimately needs to get evicted and sent to a labor camp. Alone. Because otherwise he'd find some way to gamba with his fellow inmates. Then you seize his funds, set up a solo gamba that's wired directly to them, and let him do the spins, play mines, blackjack, roulette, whatever. If he loses it all, he doesn't eat outside of maybe one mandatory bowl of slop.
 
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