Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Childe]

She’s having a slapfight on twitter rn but I’m out with friends and can’t archive but holy shit this made me cackle.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Speaking of twitter, I got distracted in my attempt to look up said slap fight and found this.

Sighs.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

now when her elderly father comes over to clean her apt, he'll have to clean the cat litter too

 

[Childe]

Can she stop adopting cats just to kill them via overfeeding? It makes me genuinely sad

 

[Vegetamite]

She’s having a slapfight on twitter rn but I’m out with friends and can’t archive but holy shit this made me cackle.

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I don’t think I’ve ever changed my avatar faster.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

now when her elderly father comes over to clean her apt, he'll have to clean the cat litter too

Toxoplasmosis arc incoming!

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/rage-disorder-linked-with-parasite-found-in-cat-feces/

I can’t figure out what the fuck style she’s going for, or if she’s just doing whatever she wants as per usual.

Having just spent many hours (after hours) tweaking a basic working document to perfection for no reason other than to make it perfect before I share it, I can't bear to look too long at her citation chaos or her absolutely 9th-grade-level writing. But I am chagrined horrified that the snippets you included were written by someone seeking an advanced degree.

But I found a couple of amusing quotes in some of the other scribd posts:

Very recently, my ever-expanded knowledge brought me to the conclusion that my anxiety-provoking discordance with the labels "female/woman" throughout my life pointed to a desire and necessity to transition to a non-binary gender. It has been a liberating, cathartic, yet intimidating realization that entails a long and possibly painful journey ahead of me. I now identify as a neutrois (gender-neutral) demigirl, someone who has the barest of association with femininity and identifies more closely with being non-binary.

Very scholarly.

My cultural sensitivity will also highlight the oft-forgotten harbingers of the Stonewall
movement, Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, two transgender women of color. It will list and name, to the best of my ability, the fallen members of the transgender community now used as symbols for liberation, such as Islan Nettles.

Lordt.

My rapid ascent to the forefront of the Twitter social justice community and movement,

Lol

with my "celebrity" status

Lol

of being featured on Huffington Post, TIME magazine, and Tumblr, has had the opposite effect of inflating my ego

Lol (plus "featured on Tumblr" lololololllll...)

, but emboldened me to be more of a voice for the voiceless.

The plant-identifying hybristophile community has no idea whom to thank for their radically improved social position.

...how long did she spend actually working as a social worker?

 

[a hapless toad]

...how long did she spend actually working as a social worker?

Less than a year. Probably less than six months even. Depends on if you count her internship prior to her MSW licensing.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm glad her parents aren't enforcing this delusion. That means, if she got approved for surgery her daddy wouldn't drive her and she'd chimp out at him.

But she only trooned out as an adult after too much Deviantart/Tumblr, of her own volition, that's nowhere near comparable to crazy millennial parents forcing their kids to go on puberty blockers. TBH the way she's made a point of dropping her adoptive parents' surname in favour of her birth mother's is the worst part as it really goes to show what an ungrateful little shit she is to the people who gave her everything and continue to put up with her, who's to say her drunken junkie of a biological mother wouldn't be equally opposed to her gender nonsense if she were still alive?

 

[JaneThough]

But she only trooned out as an adult after too much Deviantart/Tumblr, of her own volition, that's nowhere near comparable to crazy millennial parents forcing their kids to go on puberty blockers. TBH the way she's made a point of dropping her adoptive parents' surname in favour of her birth mother's is the worst part as it really goes to show what an ungrateful little shit she is to the people who gave her everything and continue to put up with her, who's to say her drunken junkie of a biological mother wouldn't be equally opposed to her gender nonsense if she were still alive?

A junkie whore in upstate NY? I doubt she’d have been the most tolerant person.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She’s having a slapfight on twitter rn but I’m out with friends and can’t archive but holy shit this made me cackle.

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By the time I got to the slapfight to screencap it, a lot of the tweets by the other person had been deleted. I'm so glad someone caught which picture she was refering to when she tweeted this:

LOL.

Some of her other other replies in that fight:

Good god that line about attention being a basic human need. Speak for yourself.

'I'm the living embodiment of everything you despise' lol calm down edgelord.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Seing her new pics and talk of top surgery makes me think her closest norse mythological creature is Sæhrímnir.

(It's the boar that gets resurected and slaughtered and eaten in Vallhalla every night, so you don't need to google it)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She got into a slapfight with an anti shipper, which started from a tweet that said pro-shippers should be put 6ft under the ground. It started as a shipping argument then descended into one about how poor people shouldn't own animals.

Spoiler: If they find my AO3 they'll go nuclear

Absolutely pathetic.

Some other random updates:

Spoiler: On most days I sit and talk to trees

Probably all the retweets of tranny Only Fans accounts.

Simmer down! She doesn't talk to Satan much anymore! Only the god of mischief! She's safe from damnation.

Staph will never have a gamer arc. We have seen what those hands can do when it comes to patch making.

I love her hard cope about not doing any exercise.

I hope Mama Frig is doing alright.

 

[pink cigarettes]

God, her little attempts at sassy comebacks are getting to sound so Tumblr/reddit teen circa 2015. It's like a boomer who writes for Law & Order attempting to sound like The Youths. She's serving big clapback energy, sweetie! First it's black slang, then gay slang, then it hits suburban kids on tiktok, then mainstream Hollywood, then daytime TV, then Stephanie.

 

[Rap Scallion]

A special needs cat you did not care for, could not afford to care for, and had put down. There is absolutely nothing to brag about there. Kidney disease is painful for cats and the source of even more health problems when left untreated for extended periods of time.

Asking for hats again, but the insane selfishness of wanting an emotional support animal, being unable to care for it, and actively choosing to not engage in other means of getting the pet cuddle fix WITHOUT spending money truly makes me hate her.

I hope her next cat hates her and bites the fuck out of her flabby ass.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I'm totes chill with Bastet and the other day we were hanging out on the astral plane, and when I brought it up they said that Staph is a tardass who should leave cats alone

 

[Spangled Drongo]

'I'm the living embodiment of everything you despise' lol calm down edgelord

Every time she describes her gender as "bxy (man mixed with agender)" it makes me wonder why she's not just calling herself a "mxn", this is a 30 something woman, but then again it's a common theme amongst trannies to refer to themselves as children even when they're well into middle age (and considering Staph's current thing is defending pedos, there are some disturbing implications there)

And this meme of genderspecials using "gay" to effectively mean the same thing they use "queer" to mean has to stop - it seems to be contained within their little cult for now, but it's getting real old seeing all these they/them women saying "I'm so gay, I love boys"... no, Aiden, just because you identify as something other than female, doesn't change the fact you're still straight.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Asking for hats again, but the insane selfishness of wanting an emotional support animal, being unable to care for it, and actively choosing to not engage in other means of getting the pet cuddle fix WITHOUT spending money truly makes me hate her.

Man, Staph is the least punk person on the planet and everything she does betrays her life of unrecognized privilege.

Mostly a non sequitur but dang, if you are POOR and you live in HOUSING, you are not the person who adopts a cat from an actual place with adoption fees and social media presence! You either go outside and pick up a cat and bring it inside, or you go on craigslist/etc and find someone with a cat and a sob story about moving.

Cat adoption agencies that want $150 are completely fine and legit, but they are for people who want a cat who's guaranteed to be wormed, neutered and up to date on shots, and doesn't have surprise FIV.

Car analogy: it's the difference between rolling the dice on a beater car vs. buying certified pre-owned from a dealer.

Staph shouldn't have a cat on grounds of being a terrible person and also being terrible at money management. If she chose the "befriend a cat from outside" option, at least she could just let the cat leave when things went south.

Volunteering with a cat agency would be great. Catsitting for pocket change would be amazing. In Staph's actual reach: when you are walking around in the neighborhood, stop and say hello to the cats you see outside, and see which ones will let you pet them.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

/cough/ Not that any of us would contact them or anything, but there's this. First result for that city. /cough/

https://www.facebook.com/animalcarecouncil/

 

[JaneThough]

Man, Staph is the least punk person on the planet and everything she does betrays her life of unrecognized privilege.

Mostly a non sequitur but dang, if you are POOR and you live in HOUSING, you are not the person who adopts a cat from an actual place with adoption fees and social media presence! You either go outside and pick up a cat and bring it inside, or you go on craigslist/etc and find someone with a cat and a sob story about moving.

Cat adoption agencies that want $150 are completely fine and legit, but they are for people who want a cat who's guaranteed to be wormed, neutered and up to date on shots, and doesn't have surprise FIV.

Car analogy: it's the difference between rolling the dice on a beater car vs. buying certified pre-owned from a dealer.

Staph shouldn't have a cat on grounds of being a terrible person and also being terrible at money management. If she chose the "befriend a cat from outside" option, at least she could just let the cat leave when things went south.

Volunteering with a cat agency would be great. Catsitting for pocket change would be amazing. In Staph's actual reach: when you are walking around in the neighborhood, stop and say hello to the cats you see outside, and see which ones will let you pet them.

This is a great point. Those cats on the streets have at least the benefit of their lives being a bit easier with Staph, whereas these shelter cats might actually get adopted by someone who can take care of them.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She hasn't gotten herself into much drama today. She has a penchant for causing it whilst I am doing an update though, so we shall see.


LGBTQ is certainly always trending, but she will take any opportunity to point the haters towards her many places of discourse.


She has a vagina today.


I'm quite a music snob so this annoyed me. Quick Yarrow - name five actual punk bands. It should be easy for someone who claims to be punk.


Yes Staph, stop equating queer people with pedophilia. Her para pride is going to pop off some drama during Pride season.


So did Papa Frig's cousin recently die? Because he shouldn't have to be dealing with her cat nonsense during grieving for his cousin.


This is an interesting one. I have no idea if her field of study would involve having to take an anatomy class involving cadavers. You would think if she had been exposed to a dead body, she would have a lot to say about it before now, in relation to Dahmer.


I have no idea what this was referring to, it was just thrown out there.

A small slapfight about service animals, where Staph tries to flex and fails.

She really wanted him to find a selfie and roast it, didn't she? She obviously got off on someone doing it the other day. Someone with a masters in social work, everybody.