Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Slur Generator]

Anisa has thought about getting a waitress job to meet new people

She could have at least thought of a job where you DO actually have time talk to people like a personal trainer or something.

 

[Twinkie]

It’s honestly quite amazing to see two people be such soulless husks in the shape of people.

I'm not sure how different they are in private, but they're not cut out to be content creators. Anisa never was, and Ian had like, one or two things that kind of worked for a while. To be fair, most people aren't cut out to be content creators and certainly not for the long-term.

Felix and his wife aren't even very interesting; they're just likable. Anisa and Ian aren't interesting or likable. I think a better business move for them would've been to form a creator management network thing like Screenwave. They could make money off of upcoming talent, and still have a creative outlet in assisting those up-and-comers.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

This is 100% how Anisa plans to be able to sit down and whip out her new guitar for the next podcast.
We all know it, the whole Internet knows it.
Even Ian knows it.

 

[Picking Tigeon]

With zero cynicism here, I do find Anisa's inability to be sexy genuinely incredible. She was initially, not objectively hideous. Even with what could be called a decent looking body she just...oozes the sexual energy of a broken fridge.
There are much less attractive, larger, nastier women online who have a following doing much weirder shit. Say what you will, the pictures in the OP of this thread are unfortunate, but not revolting. As the sets come out though, it's like some uncanny valley, AI companion thing. She has a really vague idea of what constitutes a sexy photo but fucks up the execution, or wardrobe, or scenery, every fucking time. Without fail.

No matter what she tries though, Anisa has a penchant for fucking up everything she ever attempts. Having acceptable assets that she's destroyed through botched surgery and hideous tattoos...or having an ugly personality that's been dragged to the surface and exposed to death by thorougly abusing marrying Ian... and still, she manages to be uncomfortably boring and uninteresting. Just her main talent, I guess.

 

[Fapcop]

With zero cynicism here, I do find Anisa's inability to be sexy genuinely incredible. She was initially, not objectively hideous. Even with what could be called a decent looking body she just...oozes the sexual energy of a broken fridge.
There are much less attractive, larger, nastier women online who have a following doing much weirder shit. Say what you will, the pictures in the OP of this thread are unfortunate, but not revolting. As the sets come out though, it's like some uncanny valley, AI companion thing. She has a really vague idea of what constitutes a sexy photo but fucks up the execution, or wardrobe, or scenery, every fucking time. Without fail.

Anisa is one of the very few people I’d consider actually asexual.

Don’t know if it’s psychological or hormonal, but looking at her pics it’s very obvious that she has no idea of what “sexy” is.

She looks like a person who has never experienced desire, nor knows how to portray it or mimic it.

Her photos are as if an alien wore a human meat suit, read the descriptions of what a sexy photo is, and tried to mimic it without ever seeing the actual pic.

And yeah, she started off fairly cute. By no means an Amouranth, but good looking enough to make plenty of guys simp for her. That was of course before she destroyed her body with shitty tattoos.

No matter what she tries though, Anisa has a penchant for fucking up everything she ever attempts. Having acceptable assets that she's destroyed through botched surgery and hideous tattoos...or having an ugly personality that's been dragged to the surface and exposed to death by thorougly abusing marrying Ian... and still, she manages to be uncomfortably boring and uninteresting. Just her main talent, I guess.

Anisa has an inordinate amount of GOTIS, and feels she should be well known. Yet she has no particular talent and the only thing that makes her stand out, is that she landed Ian.

So she will keep on sperging until she finds that one thing that FINALLY gives her the attention she feels entitled to.

First there was her OF, then her tattoos and being a trendy, edgy fashion chick. Then she tried the whole boxing thing. Now it sounds like she wants to give the guitar a try.

The best part is that she will become increasingly desperate the older she gets.

On the BRIGHT SIDE for Anisa, she may finally get to the point where she is more well known than idubbz.

In around a decade, she’ll be known as that 40 year old chick who keeps attention clowning from thing to thing, who’s married to some dude who has a successful YouTube channel two decades ago.

 

[Rat Runner]

This is 100% how Anisa plans to be able to sit down and whip out her new guitar for the next podcast.
We all know it, the whole Internet knows it.
Even Ian knows it.

I assumed she'd go for something closer to this:

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Oh wait, she said she ordered a guitar, lol. 50% chance that thing won't be set up from the factory and play like shit and she'll give up even faster.

exactly. ordered one. wtf be fucked about going to a music store and trying out a few or something. what'd she get?some piece of shit student acoustic garbage with the action 1" high lol.
Golden opportunity missed her for milking content and/or buying some outrageous "custom" garbage.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

This is 100% how Anisa plans to be able to sit down and whip out her new guitar for the next podcast.
We all know it, the whole Internet knows it.
Even Ian knows it.

anisa could never compete with tobuscus

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

anisa could never compete with tobuscus

You guys are all being very bold here and assuming Anisa has that much talent and patience to be able to hone her skills in enough to play something like that. In reality, Anisa would probably be more like this guy:

https://youtu.be/Ey1LeCONJQ4?feature=shared

 

[CharcoalChkn]

She will strum a G chord at best.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

She will strum a G chord at best.

She'll strum a G chord without knowing it's a G chord. Then when she figures it out she'll make a lame joke.

 

[Clancee]

maybe her master plan is to kill his career so thoroughly that eventually she really does end up being a bigger and more successful influencer than him?

The best part is that even if she pulls it off, she is so bland on her own that she will still be known as "Idubbbz wife". At best she will be known as the woman who killed his career.

 

[Terfatron]

>ANISA needs everyone to know SHE LOVES HERSELF and is SO CONFIDENT in her body, also she’s taking on a new hobby to FIND HERSELF
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Guitar Anisa is her new personality! Never mind what happened to: painter, tattoo artist, studying Arabic, boxer etc… no no she’s going to find her true calling this time, for sure!!

"I want to share more of myself online"

yeah, nothing bad never came from that

 

[TheArtilleryman]

She'll strum a G chord without knowing it's a G chord. Then when she figures it out she'll make a lame joke.

She's going to discover the joke of fingering A minor, become "outraged" and give a lecture on X about it to nobody in particular.

I can't wait to hear what slow 4/4 open chord bangers she will apply her naturally high musical talent to, her teacher even told her she's basically Jimi Hendrix

 

[CashMoney!]

Cluster Bs are terrifying in how they latch onto a thing and then absorb it into their skin suit as a personality. They don't have any emotional investment or the ability to hold interest in these hobbies, they're a costume to wear for others to look at. They tell people all about The Thing before they know anything about it themselves every single time. Other people thinking they do a thing is more important than doing the thing. It's creepy and weird and they all do this.

 

[Vect]

Yeah but no one else does. Doesn't really address the problem here, Anisa.

I don't think even Onision ever sank as low as to earnestly reassure other people that he liked himself. Can you imagine, this 30 year old unemployed woman who does absolutely nothing, sitting on the couch, phone in hand, thinking, "Hmm....do they know...that I like myself? What if they lie awake at night, in cold sweats, constantly refreshing my Instagram, thinking I don't like myself? They must worried sick, they need to know! I'll save them - I'll tell them now - IT'S OKAY EVERYBODY! Please don't cry, please don't worry yourselves - I DO like myself! And what's more, I DO think I care and, what's more... I DO think...I...AM...INTERESTING!"



So the indie recording artist arc has started has it? Well, she has the tattoos as least. I look forward to the millionth 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' cover that's filled with bum notes and scratchy, obnoxious chirping that beginners seem to think screams 'authentic'.

Notice she's already given herself an out with the 'brain chemistry' line, so when she loses interest after being ratioed in a Twitter argument with some 20k subscriber music YouTuber and that guitar's G-string ends up featuring in the next OF shoot, she can just say 'welp, muh brain chems poppin' off again!'

 

[Leo Frank]

Let’s be honest here - anisa needs to stick to something more “in her lane”, something that compliments her IQ. I’m confident with a few weeks of hard work she can blow twinkle twinkle little star out of the water on a recorder.

Once she masters that, maybe a harmonica in a year or so.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I think a better business move for them would've been to form a creator management network thing like Screenwave. They could make money off of upcoming talent, and still have a creative outlet in assisting those up-and-comers.

I can't see that not crashing and burning, too, eventually. You need talent to recognize talent and to profit of it, plus Ian is way too much of a doormat to function in any kind of managerial position. See CC1 and CC2 as an example of their ineptitude at managing and organizing "talent", even without Ian competing those would've been a disaster and money sink.

This is 100% how Anisa plans to be able to sit down and whip out her new guitar for the next podcast.
We all know it, the whole Internet knows it.
Even Ian knows it.

Absolutely. Everything she does is a performance for validation from others. I am loathe to use this term but she's the most PickMe of PickMe's, it's not solely male validation she craves, though. Unisex PickMeism.

So she will keep on sperging until she finds that one thing that FINALLY gives her the attention she feels entitled to.

Makes me wonder why she does everything so half-assed. Titty streams and podcasting, boring with zero preparation. Boxing event, doesn't box. OF content, doesn't get her flange out. She never applies herself. I am at the point where i think it isn't just laziness but sheer ineptitude.

 

[JelloJerk]

What if they lie awake at night, in cold sweats, constantly refreshing my Instagram, thinking I don't like myself? They must worried sick, they need to know! I'll save them - I'll tell them now - IT'S OKAY EVERYBODY! Please don't cry, please don't worry yourselves - I DO like myself! And what's more, I DO think I care and, what's more... I DO think...I...AM...INTERESTING!"

Thing is, people really do think she doesn't like herself. We talk about it here all the time. What's funny is that this is mainly because of her insistence in telling everyone all the time how much she likes herself. If she didn't do this, it wouldn't be in people's minds so much. It's almost a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Anyway, I'm still thinking the guitar arc is way overhyped. I'll be surprised if we even see a single pic with a guitar. It's like the stock market thing. I'm ever the optimist though. Maybe she whips out the guitar next podcast. She mentioned in a stream that she got Ian a keyboard. Maybe they'll do a little jam sesh with the premade autoplay function that those keyboards have

 

[CharcoalChkn]

She mentioned in a stream that she got Ian a keyboard. Maybe they'll do a little jam sesh with the premade autoplay function that those keyboards have

Oh she's having a real REAL Yoko Ono moment?