Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheLastJoestar]

I liked to laugh at Nick's autism but this Vic shit is genuinely making me MATI. This slimy strip-mall lawyer sent a man whose life was burning down to his trust-fund lawyer and pretended he was impartial. He makes bank off streaming about Vic's case and he and his faggot buddy Ty huff their own farts so much they consider victory a foregone conclusion and ruin everything because Ty is too retarded to make a sandwich let alone practice law. Now that Nick can't grift off of Vic and the anime community anymore, there's nothing to talk about and he'll ignore the $377k Vic needs to pay, I thought they were such good buddies? What an disingenuous piece of shit. I truly hope Randazza fleeces Nick for every cent and then Montegraph takes everything that's left, and Ty gets fucked over from malpractice damages.

Its infuriating because something very shitty happened to an innocent person. Making fun of Nick is fun and games but the reality is, his interjection made Vic's situation a whole lot worse, and now he's just playing dumb to hide from the fact.

Its tragic. Awful things happen to a decent man, and the demons who abused him (Which Nick and Ty are a part) are getting off scott-free. Its one of those harrowing black-pill moments. A "Canon event" as the zoomers say. Unironically, If I were Vic in this situation I would be prepping a killdozer.

 

[Evilronald]

Its infuriating because something very shitty happened to an innocent person. Making fun of Nick is fun and games but the reality is, his interjection made Vic's situation a whole lot worse, and now he's just playing dumb to hide from the fact.

Its tragic. Awful things happen to a decent man, and the demons who abused him (Which Nick and Ty are a part) are getting off scott-free. Its one of those harrowing black-pill moments. A "Canon event" as the zoomers say. Unironically, If I were Vic in this situation I would be prepping a killdozer.

Ty Beard is the one responsible for this, I would guarantee most if not all of the fees paid to the funimation people is coming out of his pocket (or his insurance companies). If Vic hasn’t filed a BAR complaint against Ty, that would be why.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He doesn't even look human. He just looks like a monument to full-blown AIDS. It's like he's on a poster. "Don't do what this guy did to get the AIDS he's dying from."

Every week he slips further and further into looking like propaganda art, I just can't figure out what race he's meant to be a caricature of.

The other day my girl cat disabled my keyboard somehow. It was delightful figuring out how to get it working again.

I wish I could figure out how to do this myself so my cat wouldn't keep putting MATI back to the start when she walks across my laptop.

He's such a passive-aggressive weenie. These aren't swinging rumours you can dismiss out of hand Nick, the number of streams you do is objective (as is the number you cancel).

Is he implying there are actually a bunch of hidden Rumble streams somewhere we don't know about? That his secret numbers aren't complete dogshit like his public ones?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Nick left Branca to hold the fort while he went to the bathroom, adding that he also had to "check" on Kayla. He came back 8 minutes later and said she had him get her a Gatorade and "take some stuff out of her room" (which is the second time he claimed to have to do that in the middle of a show in the past little while since he also claimed to be lifting boxes to the car at one point recently).

Assuming the "client call"at 3am is bullshit, my first guess would be it's something to do with her. Whether it's actually some sort of a "medical issue" as he implied last week I'm not so sure. What I would say is that I would be less surprised to see Nick's name pop up on MCRO because of divorce proceedings than his name appearing because he was actually representing a client in court as the attorney of record.

Based on his comments in December about how he's not lucky to be married because if he was he'd have a prenup and his recent comments where he says he's not sure if he would recommend marriage and seemingly has gamed out a divorce it sure seems like something is going on.

Not cynical, just someone with basic observational skills. As part of the gaming out the divorce, if you listen closely, he implies that the wife in the completely hypothetical situation will try to seek full custody to maximize the amount of child support she receives.

This sounds odd until you realize that Kayla probably actually wanted children and Nick wanted a piggy bank where he could whine to his parents about how his house was too small for all the kids and they needed another one.

This is a really interesting theory that I like. I recently rewatched the hot tub stream with Nick, Kayla, April, and faggot (I forget his name) because my hot take that Kayla wouldn’t let Nick fuck the faggot is largely considered to be optimistic by the thread.

After rewatching the hot tub stream and kino casino commentary, I’m going to double-down on my opinion. Kayla looks visibly uncomfortable the whole time and I think the swinger couple being invited over is very clearly Nick’s idea. April openly states that they are indeed swingers and even goes as far as to say she put the idea of swinging that night on the table. April is also visibly disgusted when Nick gets fingered by the faggot and the reason she’s spending all her time on the phone is so she can read the stream chat. I think April is a fan of Nick and is okay fucking him (whether she’s truly attracted to him or wants to do so for clout is irrelevant.) Faggot is either bisexual or he’s engaging in swinger’s cope that he’s totally okay with April fucking Nick because Nick is such a hot guy. Either way, this forms the basis of why I think the whole hot tub stream was Nick’s idea - in his mind, both of those swinger degenerates are attracted to him, so obviously he’ll invite them over and try to get lucky and have a big bisexual orgy.

I stand by my assessment that Kayla is very obviously the “wet blanket” standing in the way of a gross orgy. I agree with Null’s assessment that she is especially threatened by the faggot. The reason she wouldn’t be as threatened by April is probably because they’ve already engaged in regular swinging and she’s reluctantly gone along with it. (Maybe because Nick sweet-talked her or maybe because the previous swinging was cuckold related and Kayla felt like she was the one in control.) My point is - the idea Nick fucking another man exclusively should rightfully be alien and horrifying to Kayla. This is why I was skeptical any swinging happened that night - Kayla is the only factor that doesn’t add up. She wouldn’t have gone along with Nick fucking the faggot and she was also viscerally disgusted by the faggot, so I don’t see a way for Nick to have fucked either of the swingers with Kayla’s consent.

There is absolutely no way Kayla would allow Nick to idly fuck other men. This is why I was skeptical the “medical issue” was asshole-related. However, if Kayla is in the process of filling for divorce, I am willing to entertain that it might be because of Nick becoming a faggot.

Finally, @Lidl Drip I’m interested in your opinion on this, if you have one. What is your take on Kayla’s marriage dynamic? I think Nick is really pushing her to be increasingly degenerate and she isn’t comfortable with how far he’s been pushing in regards to the weird sex shit. If the marriage is ending, I think this would be the reason.

 

[AnOminous]

Just went and checked, yes he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

You can tell someone is lying or covering up when they constantly use such weird, evasive phrasing. What does that even fucking mean? I mean for instance, the other day I had to move some boxes. That's literally all there was to it, some boxes (full of human heads and other body parts but let's not get into that) needed to be moved a couple feet.

Did he actually say "made?" Like how? Did she have a gun to his head? Was she threatening him with one of her weird gurning facial expressions? Or did she just ask? No, with Nick it has to be "MADE." Like she forced him. Like there was some compulsion. That passive-aggressive shit he always does, where anything he's even asked to do is some enormous imposition. What a fucking asshole. In a single word, he turns his description of a mundane event into a statement: "I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING PRICK! ANYTHING I DO FOR YOU, I WILL HOLD OVER YOU FOREVER!"

And then "some stuff." Like what? Boxes full of human heads? Seriously what? Sex toys? Balldos? Why can't you just say it you slimy evasive faggot? It had to interrupt streaming, your alleged real job and only source of income? It was literally that important, but the faggot can't even say what it was.

And then the out of HER room. Yeah they're definitely not sharing sleeping space any more.

I know the weirdoes on Twitter have really CULTURALLY APPROPRIATED and fucked up the use of the word "unpacking" to describe just analyzing what someone says but whenever Nick says one of these things, he both doesn't say what it looks like he's saying, but at the same time says a lot of shit he doesn't intend to.

And he always does that weird evasive shit where his skeevy eyes are darting around like goldfish in a bowl when he spits out one of these weird statements. I mean they're weird. It's WEIRD he talks like this! I'm just saying, it's HILARIOUS.

3 years of whatever the fuck hes doing.

I like how the background of the weird crap he has piled up behind him is increasingly resembling one of those photos that is meant to be what it's like to be a stroke victim.

You're looking at this and wondering, what the fuck even is this shit?

And then contemplate the faggot dying of AIDS mumbling gibberish in front of it probably spent a half a million on this weird collection of rubbish.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You're looking at this and wondering, what the fuck even is this shit?

And then contemplate the faggot dying of AIDS mumbling gibberish in front of it probably spent a half a million on this weird collection of rubbish.

What the fuck is even lady ours' job in the fucking house if crap like this exists?

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is even lady ours' job in the fucking house if crap like this exists?

Apparently lying around in a pill haze while her gay husband is FORCED to move "STUFF" out of "HER ROOM" during his alleged job.

Why there is "stuff" that needs to be moved out of "her room" as some emergency level event? Never explained by Balldo Man.

 

[You're MDNWU]

If he was FORCED to remove stuff from HER room in the middle of a stream, it can only mean one thing.

She's claimed the master bedroom, he's staying in a guest room/stream room, and she's made him remove his pile of empty liquor bottles and box of Balldos.

I am curious now if Kayla reads the Farms and realized how obvious her disgust of the Faggot was to everyone and the hot tub stream was the last straw.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS show in his new location where he has done the last few. He leaves the room to grab paper towels, and it seems to be behind his kitchen.

- He started mid apology for being late to re-heat tacos.

- He confirmed his belt from Mar-a-lago was from Hot Topic. He went back this week to get more becuase it makes people mad, and that makes him happy.

- He complained about his post-show LOCALS stream times lot for these streams by stating the obvious that it is so late and not going yo grown numbers. He jokes that he is making this decisions for 'monetary efficiency' and for him; not the audience.'

- Someone brought up the Carano v Disney suit. He went through all the difficulties she will have. Summary: it is all opinion what Disney said

- Someone in LOCALS mentioned that they missed the beeping robot.

- He ranted about Department of Natural Resource officers he had to work with for past clients for construction permit
approvals.

- He waded into a 'Abraham Lincoln was a tyrant' debate that was in the chat. He asked the key question: 'Was the war an "invasion" that allowed him to suspended rights and jail people?' Nick doesn't really care, but sometimes the ends justify the means and history looks back favourably.

- He took a swig directly from a whisky bottle, then disclaimed it was 'a gimmick sip of whiskey'..

- Nick 'just heard' about thr Hawaii gun case and talked briefly about it. He will cover it next week.

- Nick says he has trouble wcheduking because his scheduling is changing '3, 4, 5 hours before the show.' He said it is due to family, and good stuff to spend time with family.

- He actually qualified his plans to 'try' to stream on the weekend was probably a 'no'

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Summary: it is all opinion what Disney said

Huh?

- He actually qualified his plans to 'try' to stream on the weekend was probably a 'no'

HUH?!

 

[DumbDude43]

maybe she simply has a separate room so that she can sleep in peace while he is doing his stream shit in the other room

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's such a passive-aggressive weenie. These aren't swinging rumours you can dismiss out of hand Nick, the number of streams you do is objective (as is the number you cancel).

Is he implying there are actually a bunch of hidden Rumble streams somewhere we don't know about? That his secret numbers aren't complete dogshit like his public ones?

He uses Rumble's.... questionable... numbers to show how GREAT he is doing. I think he knows the truth, but he is coping.

Huh?

HUH?!

He doesn't thunk Gina Carano has much of a case against Disney for termination or defamation. We all know what his predictive abilities are, though.

He said he would try to stream this weekend (as per usual), but this time he said it was unlikely.

maybe she simply has a separate room so that she can sleep in peace while he is doing his stream shit in the other room

He has said in the past that he sleeps somewhere else if he is not close to the time she gets up. Sometimes he just stays up, takes the oldest where they need to go. She sleeps in then covers for his sleep.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He confirmed his belt from Mar-a-lago was from Hot Topic. He went back this week to get more becuase it makes people mad, and that makes him happy.

> buying accessories for 15-year-olds to own the aylawgs

I can see someone has been studying at the Ethan Ralph school of Not Mad Online.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He uses Rumble's.... questionable... numbers to show how GREAT he is doing. I think he knows the truth, but he is coping.



He doesn't thunk Gina Carano has much of a case against Disney for termination or defamation. We all know what his predictive abilities are, though.

He said he would try to stream this weekend (as per usual), but this time he said it was unlikely.



He has said in the past that he sleeps somewhere else if he is not close to the time she gets up. Sometimes he just stays up, takes the oldest where they need to go. She sleeps in then covers for his sleep.

Lol, his friend legal mindset seems to think otherwise and is very hyped about it. Thinks it will get past the 1st stage guaranteed.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He doesn't thunk Gina Carano has much of a case against Disney for termination or defamation. We all know what his predictive abilities are, though.

Looks like Gina's about to make a million dollars!

 

[Spaded Dave]

- He ranted about Department of Natural Resource officers he had to work with for past clients for construction permit
approvals.

Did something happen to accelerate his cope about being a non-practicing lawyer? This is a painfully transparent attempt to follow up his "I totes have clients guys" with a "Let me talk about how I practice law by remembering the good old days"

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Did something happen to accelerate his cope about being a non-practicing lawyer? This is a painfully transparent attempt to follow up his "I totes have clients guys" with a "Let me talk about how I practice law by remembering the good old days"

Maybe it's his attempt of creating an excuse for not getting a rumble contract renew.

"I'm doing some lawyering again cause my irl community really needs me to be one right no1!1! that's why I decided not to renew, you see..."

This doesn't actually solve his money issue but oh who cares. Dad can take care of it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Look at how horrible he looks. A man in any kind of normal health does not look like this.

What is wrong with Nick that he looks like this? The sunken cheeks, the sallow appearance, what is wrong with this man physically that he looks like this, to the point anyone looking at a picture of him immediately thinks "this man is dying?"

What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Look at his sunken cheeks. That shit is startling.

He literally looks like he's dying.
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Look at how horrible he looks. A man in any kind of normal health does not look like this.

What is wrong with Nick that he looks like this? The sunken cheeks, the sallow appearance, what is wrong with this man physically that he looks like this, to the point anyone looking at a picture of him immediately thinks "this man is dying?"

Could be excessive stimulant use

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Look at his sunken cheeks. That shit is startling.

He literally looks like he's dying.

Whenever this faggot dies (whether it be from testicular torsion, AIDS, starvation, alcohol poisoning, sudden catastrophic deceleration in the balldomobile...), how quickly do people think that "Uncle" Drex jumps in to fill the father role?

I give it a day.

And then he only sticks around long enough for the oldest daughter to turn 18.