Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Does that make him a never-has-been?

I suppose. A never-been is strictly speaking someone who tried something professionally, was good enough to be signed on to the B team, but never quite made it to the A team.

Fatrick isn’t even on the G team of sci-fi writers.

 

[Judge Holden]

Make way niggers, Pig of Man just dropped a rare unique stalkerchild xeet string

Imma let the last line stand on its own without comment, knowing what we know about him and his relationship with his daughter

 

[Associate Rick]

I suppose. A never-been is strictly speaking someone who tried something professionally, was good enough to be signed on to the B team, but never quite made it to the A team.

Fatrick isn’t even on the G team of sci-fi writers.

Wrong again child, he made it to the F(at) team.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Imagine being so gay and autistic you don't even understand what a bar is for. Apparently, this alcoholic faggot only understood the part that it's for drinking.

It's not for being antisocial and a faggot.

This idiot apparently just thought "a man drinks at a bar" but being autistic, didn't grasp the social part of it.

He has the this vision in his fucked up brain that all authors are heavy drinkers. So he needs to drink while "working."

Now why wouldn't he just drink at home? Because he needs everyone to know he's an author and not an inconsequential loser. Okay that makes sense. Why wouldn't he sit at a quiet booth in the corner? Well that's because he's a fat dumb attention whore. If he's at the bar people will peek over and see what he's working on, in the off chance patrons will think it's something important.

Little kids do the same shit when they want you to pay attention to them. They spread their Legos all over the room so you have to pay attention to what they're doing. Pat craves attention like a fat little toddler infant child.

 

[Judge Holden]

Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

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Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.

Creepshotting someone and seething about how much he #hates her for the crime of making smalltalk at the bar aside, I do hope Fat of Rick gets back into his autistic obsession of spamming smug and "snarky" selfies of himself every fucking week because they have given us so much joy and inspired so many works of artistic beauty amongst our ranks.

 

[Maude Snew]

This idiot apparently just thought "a man drinks at a bar" but being autistic, didn't grasp the social part of it.

I've never in my life been to a bar alone, it's always been with friends or family and oh I see the problem, he doesn't have either of those willing to associate with him.

 

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Imagine being so gay and autistic you don't even understand what a bar is for. Apparently, this alcoholic faggot only understood the part that it's for drinking.

It's not for being antisocial and a faggot.

This idiot apparently just thought "a man drinks at a bar" but being autistic, didn't grasp the social part of it.

No child, that is a bookstore where literally tens of books have been sold to Hoolies customers. Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Make way niggers, Pig of Man just dropped a rare unique stalkerchild xeet string


Imma let the last line stand on its own without comment, knowing what we know about him and his relationship with his daughter

Fatrick thr child abandoner scolding a parent? Wow.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick has been No Stalker'ing up a storm, but Twitter makes it so hard to keep track of.

Here he replies to people talking about him in reference to the Independent article. Judge Holden posted parts of this thread already.


Leslie has been mocking him for getting 0 engagement about A Christmas Carnage, Pat is finally squealing back.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

If he's at the bar people will peek over and see what he's working on, in the off chance patrons will think it's something important.

Does he still post up in Hoolie’s? He can’t pretend to be Ernest Hemingway if he changes his signature bar.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I've never in my life been to a bar alone, it's always been with friends or family and oh I see the problem, he doesn't have either of those willing to associate with him.

My few solo bar trips were when I was younger, and a very lonely rusty. His solo bar trips have always astounded me, not so much that he’s alone, but that he’s married and he goes alone so often. When I used to bartend I had a lot of regulars that were married couples who’d go out often during the week. Patrick certainly isn’t a prize but it makes you wonder what Nikki does while he’s gone, she doesn’t seem to care much.

Also based aunt Leslie I love her poking him so much. Fat keeps trying to “look at me! I’m a big boy I wrote a book” and she’s right there in the cut to remind him no1curr.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Does that make him a never-has-been?

I'd say less a "never-has-been" more like a "never-will."

Make way niggers, Pig of Man just dropped a rare unique stalkerchild xeet string
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Imma let the last line stand on its own without comment, knowing what we know about him and his relationship with his daughter

Don't like paying thousands of dollars to Quasi? Should've made a better choice, Rick!

 

[Maude Snew]

Leslie has been mocking him for getting 0 engagement about A Christmas Carnage, Pat is finally squealing back.

A Christmas Carnage is a pretty fucking good book though, I have once again attached it below and people should read it.

Does he still post up in Hoolie’s? He can’t pretend to be Ernest Hemingway if he changes his signature bar.

He hasn't posted from there in ages, every now and then he posts from other bars but Hoolie's not ever since the failed restraining order shit, speculation is after they doxed BDA to him and got lots of justified pushback, he hasn't been welcome there, don't have any concrete evidence of that though.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Patrick has been No Stalker'ing up a storm, but Twitter makes it so hard to keep track of.

Here he replies to people talking about him in reference to the Independent article. Judge Holden posted parts of this thread already.
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Leslie has been mocking him for getting 0 engagement about A Christmas Carnage, Pat is finally squealing back.
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Guess Fatrick can’t get it through his pepperoni and alcohol laden brain that Leslie became a Patposter because he is obsessively stalking her on X.

His always having to get in the last word is the majority of his problem. Dude just let it go.

Give me the rainbows.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Skimmed over the "most swatted man" article and what sticks out to me is how sympathetic it is to him, almost as if he begged for this article or even helped write it.

 

[grapeshark77]

You know Pat's mad when he starts using someone's name in every reply, he did it to Javier and Justin after their podcasts. Leslie is a nice liberal author so she's supposed to be on his side and that makes him deal with the fact that he might be the problem.

Note how mean he is to her compared to his replies to men. Interesting!

 

[Null]

If you want to go chapter by chapter over a book and critique, that's on you. You cannot attach entire books to the site unless they're in public domain, especially when they're written by litigious bitchtitted pigmonsters.

 

[LGHDR+]

If you want to go chapter by chapter over a book and critique, that's on you. You cannot attach entire books to the site unless they're in public domain, especially when they're written by litigious bitchtitted pigmonsters.

I thought the joke was that there was no book - was there originally an attachment?

 

[grapeshark77]

I believe that was the O&A forums "Christmas Carnage" book that was wrongfully removed by Amazon, Pat's only written the first draft of his and it's not out yet.

The fact that I know what books Patrick has released is deeply sad.

 

[Maude Snew]

If you want to go chapter by chapter over a book and critique, that's on you. You cannot attach entire books to the site unless they're in public domain, especially when they're written by litigious bitchtitted pigmonsters.

That was the book written by Owen A. Forrems that has been posted in this thread many times. It is not written in any way by Patrick S Tomlinson and only makes fun of him. Patrick's book is vaporware.