Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Just openly mocking him lol

 

['Ole Dente]

Bitesize ironically only does long form video content now

I have a feeling by the time we’re done here with NAL this may be a long form arc that needs covering. Nobody could do it better

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Just openly mocking him lol

chat was full of retards today. "she really loves him" she want cheap money and internet fame from fuckin' a lolcow.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Just openly mocking him lol

Openly mocked by Gollum in a wig.

 

['Ole Dente]

She was saying she wasn't 40 until June. I'd say go back and listen but Cobes yeeted it. She is 39. Her birthday is June 7, 1984.
She lives in Virginia Beach with her parents. She has a bike. She has a shitty bong. She worked at Home Depot in 2017 - we aren't sure when she quit. She's basically a functional alcoholic and weed addict. She doesn't do meth or crack. Beauty Parlor has monitored her for some time now. Just ask, we'll tell you what we know about her.

We’d probably love to ask the BP wtf is going on with this woman but you know the myth

if you mention them three times in a thread, they will come

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jessica looking like she's 52 when she hasn't even turned 40 is a stark reminder that being an alcoholic not only ruins your liver and heart but ages you rapidly.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

We’d probably love to ask the BP wtf is going on with this woman but you know the myth

if you mention them three times in a thread, they will come

We've been here for a while though.

 

[BohrokSwarms]

Cobrothers… I understand. There was a period of time in my life where I felt the same. We all did at one point. We all did, and if you deny this, you deny male biology.

 

[BlastMonk]

Jessica looking like she's 52 when she hasn't even turned 40 is a stark reminder that being an alcoholic not only ruins your liver and heart but ages you rapidly.

lolcows have really shown me how insideous alcoholism is, cobra, Jessica, DSP, Rekita, Fatrick. All look terrible and look much older and sickly than they should from it.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

NaL is 39.

No, she said she will be 39 in June. That mean's she's currently 38 years of age.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

chat was full of retards today. "she really loves him" she want cheap money and internet fame from fuckin' a lolcow.

Jessica has said as much herself, while sitting on his lap. At best, Josh has parlayed his Youtube success into fucking this lovely woman. He's cool with it, so good.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

No, she said she will be 39 in June. That mean's she's currently 38 years of age.

She says that on her own channel all the time, and while she did get demonetized, she didn't get terminated over it. She didn't even get terminated for "accidentally" showing her nipple, just a strike.

Yup.
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I give precisely 0 fucks what she said. She was born in 1984. Just because she's retarded doesn't mean you have to be.

 

[Xenomorph]

She says that on her own channel all the time, and while she did get demonetized, she didn't get terminated over it. She didn't even get terminated for "accidentally" showing her nipple, just a strike.

Yup.
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Ah! Sorry I meant demonitized. lmao

 

[Crackhead Morticia]

Love is in the air! God bless

 

[FatalTater]

Alls I know about this Jessica lady is that she was a Foodie Beauty follower and she used to fight with JessicaMessica and others.

Jessica https://www.youtube.com/@wizenedbeef/streams

https://www.youtube.com/@NoNudesNobody/streams

JessicaMessica https://www.youtube.com/@jessicamessicaYT/streams
Foodie Beauty https://www.youtube.com/@everyday.mariam/streams

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It’s a bit of lucky foreshadowing that the cops said they are aware of him on the visit, because I have a feeling he is going to need their help to remove her before the week is out.

The fact she was casually mentioning not moving in ‘yet’ and chat not sending alcohol for an army of as yet unborn kids they may have, on her second day there, means Cobes is in for some trouble getting rid of her.

I‘m sure the ‘I love yous‘ will be popping up, slurred out post-sex, today if not already.

He’s fallen for the rule ‘never stick your dick in crazy’, especially not old, drunk, desperate, boss-eyed crazy.
I bet the sex is absolutely degenerate though.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

A GIF for the road. Suffah Cobes A-logs

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

I give precisely 0 fucks what she said. She was born in 1984. Just because she's retarded doesn't mean you have to be.

I only mentioned the source was her, if you've got a different one feel free to share, but lets not be salty about it.

 

[stink rink]

Fucked up the download so only got the final third. Here are some interesting clips.

Bringing up Samantha seems to get her jealousy processor firing and Cobes is not happy about it.

Actually nauseous

1. shows bobs
2. Cobes panics
3. Methica Manipulation Mode
4. Cobes scrambles to end stream
Jess moving her arm down very slightly when she stands in front of Josh is a little bit suspect.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s a bit of lucky foreshadowing that the cops said they are aware of him on the visit, because I have a feeling he is going to need their help to remove her before the week is out.

The fact she was casually mentioning not moving in ‘yet’ and chat not sending alcohol for an army of as yet unborn kids they may have, on her second day there, means Cobes is in for some trouble getting rid of her.

She said of handful of times that she wants to stay there for good, or at least a long time. Josh said she's staying 8 days, and qualified that with his lease as the reason. Hopefully, she wants to back to her parents, because if not, I'm scared for our boy.