Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I love how he has to spin the tale from
"I took Kiwifarms down FOREVER"
to
"I nagged a billionare company to stop hosting them"
Must be painful to slowly accept your actions only fortified the farms to the point Null got the legal equivalent of a shotgun
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
 
Not sure if anyone posted these, but Ethan's actually crossed the line into being BASED AS FUCK for the first time in 8 years.
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Him calling out how fucking stupid the term "pedojacketing" is genuine fucking BASED. That's something classic H3H3 would do, call out all these bullshit neo-terms used by terminally online progressives who can't speak like normal people.

The third post is him literally questioning why Keffals and other troons had to coin a term for being accused of pedophilia so frequently, almost as if Lucas and his breadtuber ilk tend to have a bizarre inclination towards interacting with minors online. It's hard to believe that this is 2024 post-Trump, post-Gokanaru Ethan Klein posting this.
 
ngl this kinda just reads like an autistic slap fight because Lucas and Vaush can’t accept that liking drawings of children = pedophilia

Also side note, KEFFALS’ stream intro pisses me off so much. Something about the corporate artstyle, the generic driving anime opening music and the tbh creature avatar just presses all the primal rage buttons. Or maybe my brain has just been melted by cruelty squad
 
Not sure if anyone posted these, but Ethan's actually crossed the line into being BASED AS FUCK for the first time in 8 years.
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Him calling out how fucking stupid the term "pedojacketing" is genuine fucking BASED. That's something classic H3H3 would do, call out all these bullshit neo-terms used by terminally online progressives who can't speak like normal people.

The third post is him literally questioning why Keffals and other troons had to coin a term for being accused of pedophilia so frequently, almost as if Lucas and his breadtuber ilk tend to have a bizarre inclination towards interacting with minors online. It's hard to believe that this is 2024 post-Trump, post-Gokanaru Ethan Klein posting this.
Now might be a good time to enlighten H3H3's audience about how Keffals orignally became internet famous by running a Discord for minors named Catboy Ranch where he taught children how to buy drugs online and then shipped them BDSM collars to reward them for their loyalty. It's not 'pedojacketing' when it's true.
 
Not sure if anyone posted these, but Ethan's actually crossed the line into being BASED AS FUCK for the first time in 8 years.
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Him calling out how fucking stupid the term "pedojacketing" is genuine fucking BASED. That's something classic H3H3 would do, call out all these bullshit neo-terms used by terminally online progressives who can't speak like normal people.

The third post is him literally questioning why Keffals and other troons had to coin a term for being accused of pedophilia so frequently, almost as if Lucas and his breadtuber ilk tend to have a bizarre inclination towards interacting with minors online. It's hard to believe that this is 2024 post-Trump, post-Gokanaru Ethan Klein posting this.
It’s pretty rare nowadays to see Ethan dunk on anyone.

He’s gotta take the Ws when he can get them and try to remind people of the 2014-2015 Ethan that is gone forever.
 
"Can you please have a discussion about this instead of putting me on blast"

Remember when this guy got a glowing profile in one of the largest newspapers in the world as being the future of political streaming and then speedran the Final Boss of Transphobes?

Now he's begging Ethan Klein not to ratio him on Instagram.
 
"Can you please have a discussion about this instead of putting me on blast"

Remember when this guy got a glowing profile in one of the largest newspapers in the world as being the future of political streaming and then speedran the Final Boss of Transphobes?

Now he's begging Ethan Klein not to ratio him on Instagram.
People caught on to the fact that Lucas is, 1. Incredibly boring to watch and 2. ontologically evil.

His streaming career is washed after 1 year, lol.
 
You know, if I was about to be named in a defamation suit, I wouldn't be tweeting about how much damage I had caused by my actions to the aggrieved party. Even if I didn't, even if I was sure to get off - other parties involved might feel some kind of way about me itemizing the damages.

But that's just me, right?
 
Not sure if anyone posted these, but Ethan's actually crossed the line into being BASED AS FUCK for the first time in 8 years.
He's right about the term thing. Same with every single one of them having MINORS DNI in all of their profiles. Are all your other buddies interacting with minors that much?

"The faggots doth protest too much, methinks"
- William P Shakesman
 
It's hard to believe that this is 2024 post-Trump, post-Gokanaru Ethan Klein posting this.
We all joke about Ethan being a soulless Jew, but he's a father now and that does change you (if you're not psychopath). Suddenly, ironic "jokes" about fucking kids aren't all that funny anymore. Especially if you're online a lot and you see how many actual pedos are out there. Ethan's in dadmode right now.
But credit where credit is due, the fact that he's putting them on blast publicly instead of cutting them off silently is based and respectable, absolute W.
 
I have no idea who this is but this was under a video I was watching about a video game. Weird since I just saw this name for the first time in your post.
the algorithms be scary sometimes. Grateful they're programmed to sell us stuff and not dox us for our politics... yet.

“Vaush is an activist for an ideology that I support. While this information may be true, it’s more important that he stay as a figurehead and make strides for my cause. Any sorted information can be overlooked because pushing the cause is paramount. Any admittance that this information is correct would only be handing my opponents a win and I will never do that.”
Did you mean to say "sordid"? Not a big deal either way, especially when the context is 'unsorted pornographic images'.
 
What the fuck is this asshole talking about?
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"Attempt conversations" in Europe, so clearly talking about real life, not online. So where do they "see his last name"? And start speaking in Italian? Italian surnames are somewhat common everywhere in Europe, not just Italy. And by "In Europe" does he mean Norther Ireland? Because while technically part of Europe, they have never cosidered themselves "European" there, and the chances of someone approaching speaking Italian to this freak are close to nil. But I don't think this would happen anywhere that's not Italy. Again, where do they "see his last name" and make presumptions? Yeah, this never happened.

"Third generation Italian diasporoid" (my spellcheck rejects this) is another GTFO piece of bullshit. You're just a pale, wan Canadian tranny. With a heinous host of words and deeds this thread documents, you are a LOT of (terrible) things. But he attempts to make his 3rd gen Italian ethnicity sound exotic, and using "diaspora" in this context is yet another grab at victimhood status, specifically appropriating black talk of "diaspora". OH and people are free to call him slurs no matter what language he tries to speak. Wretched.
 
That's just peak North American understanding of Europe which confirms that he never leaves his hovel.

No, we don't randomly start speaking in foreign languages here because we see a last name that's a certain nationality. Maybe he'll get asked "oh, are you Italian" at best. I also press X on Lucas actually knowing any Italian beyond what he puts into Google translate.
 
People caught on to the fact that Lucas is, 1. Incredibly boring to watch and 2. ontologically evil.

His streaming career is washed after 1 year, lol.
And 3) The praise they got was probably only ever because some journalist was drunk on identity politics and just saw "leftist trans political streamer" and decided oh shit, the only thing that's missing is they're not black, but fuck it, obviously they MUST be amazing because leftist trans political streamer.

Like seriously: what is one praiseworthy thing Keffals has ever done?

Any time I hear someone praise Keffals, it's always based on Keffals' own claims of "evil people" they've exposed or thwarted and never a first-hand experience by someone else concluding by themselves without input from Keffals that they owe Keffals a thank you. No, it's "I stopped a group of Nazis, trust me bro, I'm Keffals," and then a group of idiots take this at face value and thank them. Like wtf I can claim right now I shot a Nazi in the dick, that doesn't mean you should all immediately praise me and make a trophy for me. Probably makes more sense to question if I'm full of shit.

My first encounter with Keffals was a random Youtube recommendation where the idiot was trying to argue Ricky Berwick (the crippled-as-fuck dude who jokes about being crippled-as-fuck) was actually a Nazi because Ricky Berwick once vaguely associated with Stonetoss for some product line. There was even some bit about how Keffals tried to reach out to Ricky and shame him for once doing a product collab with StoneToss, while alleging Stonetoss tried to harm Keffals or some stupid bullshit like that, and Ricky's response was essentially "do yourself a favor and don't read too much into everything or let others be able to hurt you so easily, it's for your own good" while clarifying he barely knows the guy and their product line was strictly business, and Keffals somehow took that to mean Ricky was downplaying Keffals' struggle or some crap and therefore a NAZI.

Yes Keffals, of course. The dude whose fucking legs don't work and look like spaghetti noodles is clearly heavily infatuated with the very Nazi doctrines that would have him euthanized. Why didn't we see it before?! Thank God for Keffals!!! Where would we be without their sage advice?!

And this was back when Keffals was more popular and taking off. They've always been a dipshit loser, it's just taken society a while to take the identity politics blinders off and actually see it.
 
It's incredible how short-sighted these breadtube circlejerkers are. Instead of just admitting "yeah, having horsefucking pics is probably bad, I went to washington with this guy and thought things were chill but I disavow this" you're actually burying your stupid fucking Scared Awake channel and the one video you put a quarter of your possible effort into in years, possibly ever. Imagine thinking that being this stubborn and gunt-guarding for the most Soylent child molester in your contact list is more valuable than agreeing with Ethan for the easy W and getting a shout-out for your pathetic rebrand channel. What impulsive retards lol. Absolute disaster of a week, Lucas.
 
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