Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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This must be part of his homosexuality arc but when did the incredibly gay mannerism start? The stupid smug face and surgery hands? His head bobbing around like a pet parrot near death when he's yapping? I want to say it's fairly recent, maybe around the time of the retarded ring.
 
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This must be part of his homosexuality arc but when did the incredibly gay mannerism start? The stupid smug face and surgery hands? His head bobbing around like a pet parrot near death when he's yapping? I want to say it's fairly recent, maybe around the time of the retarded ring.
What is the context of the blue plaster around his ring finger? I've seen it for months now and I have no idea why he has this thin blue strip where his wedding ring is supposed to be.
 
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This must be part of his homosexuality arc but when did the incredibly gay mannerism start? The stupid smug face and surgery hands? His head bobbing around like a pet parrot near death when he's yapping? I want to say it's fairly recent, maybe around the time of the retarded ring.
Honestly I think its a comedian thing, he's trying to have "stage presence".
What is the context of the blue plaster around his ring finger? I've seen it for months now and I have no idea why he has this thin blue strip where his wedding ring is supposed to be.
It's his wedding ring. Instead of something conservative and simple he went with a blue silicone ring that is usually for people that do jobs around machinery so it doesn't fuck up your hand on accident.
 
He's pretty much asking for an actual medical emergency by leaving literal dozens of open liquor bottles around a house filled with kids. I know Nick and Kayla are bad parents who don't really give a fuck and have a nanny because they can't even do the bare minimum despite both being home all day, but it's like they're not even trying at this point.
 
Now, I hate to just wildly speculate, but could it be possible that Nicki has been too busy to stream consistently because he's getting ready to pop the question to a certain special someone?

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This creature was crying out for attention from Aussie earlier tonight by gifting memberships while doing some weird cope about the FruityFarms and pretending to laugh with the couple people in chat who were calling out his skinwalking.
 
This must be part of his homosexuality arc but when did the incredibly gay mannerism start?
Gay smugface was always part of his persona. What I think has changed is that, while he once evinced a genuine sense of superiority over those he mocked, it's now all a sad forced affect. No matter how hard he smirks, mugs, or pouts while making the high-pitched silly voice he does, the sad, sunken eyes give it away.

We're all laughing at him now, not with him as we once did. And he knows. He copes and seethes for ego's sake, but he knows.
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For real though, his change in appearance after only a year is actually shocking. This is a non-smoker who doesn't spend a lot of time in the sun. He's in his early 40's. Mere months ago he looked perfectly normal for a man his age aside from those girly shoulders.

And now? Did he start taking skin care advice from Sally? Does he understand that while his face becomes increasingly skeletal, his nose remains a massive unchanging monolith poking forth? How did his creepy smile start resembling that of a toothless elderly hobo?
 
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I'm actually starting to believe that Rekieta does have bisexual leanings, and as is the case in the gay community, some bottoms intentionally try to be as skinny as possible, thinking it makes them more feminine and attractive to tops.

His recent weight loss is just bizarre, until one starts to think about the above.
 
Now, I hate to just wildly speculate, but could it be possible that Nicki has been too busy to stream consistently because he's getting ready to pop the question to a certain special someone?

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This creature was crying out for attention from Aussie earlier tonight by gifting memberships while doing some weird cope about the FruityFarms and pretending to laugh with the couple people in chat who were calling out his skinwalking.
I'm legitimately worried at what he might do to the real Amanda, or whatever hapless woman he has locked in his basement, once his persona comes crashing down around him.
 
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I'm actually starting to believe that Rekieta does have bisexual leanings, and as is the case in the gay community, some bottoms intentionally try to be as skinny as possible, thinking it makes them more feminine and attractive to tops.

His recent weight loss is just bizarre, until one starts to think about the above.
My tip-off to Rackets' homosexual proclivities was the visible fact that he is wasting away from full blown AIDS.
 
Just went and checked, yes he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

If I was in the middle of doing some work and my wife was lying in her pit, flicking her bean, watching Star Trek and decided it was a good idea to shout me to come in and hump some boxes, she might not get the back of my hand, but she'd definitely get the sharp end of my tongue.

"Is there something up with your muscles that you can't move these boxes yourself? Is there a reason why this was so urgent it had to be done now, during the few hours a week I actually earn money?"

- He confirmed his belt from Mar-a-lago was from Hot Topic. He went back this week to get more becuase it makes people mad, and that makes him happy.

Not only does he read the Farms, he obsesses over every little micro-aggression posted on here.

Hi Nick!

It might have been this. However, I'm more inclined towards the view that it was a call from Mandy/Dan, asking if Rekieta would represent him on a contingency fee basis in his forthcoming defamation action against Null and Sean/Positively Criminal.

 
He doesn't thunk Gina Carano has much of a case against Disney for termination or defamation. We all know what his predictive abilities are, though.

To be fair, I never thought she had much of a case to begin with. She’s arguing wrongful termination and different standards between her and her male costars, but neither really apply.
We never saw her contract, but I know what actor contracts look like and they usually have termination clauses in them, for situations like hers.
Then there’s the different standards between her and Pablo Pascal. While Pascal is a left wing nut, which is in Disney’s favor, this argument ignores one major difference. Pablo Pascal is the star of the show, Gina Carrano played a minor character who was in less than half of the total episodes of the season. To imply she was on equal footing as he was is laughable, and I guarantee Pascal had a significantly better contract than she did just simply by magnitude. He was a series star. She was just a series regular.

I fully believe the case is just there so Musk can get dirt in Disney to come to light during discovery. I don’t think he honestly thinks she can win.

All that said, Nick doesn’t understand the case and thought it was about defamation, which it wasn’t. Showing that once again he doesn’t understand defamation, so much so that he doesn’t understand when a case isn’t even about it
 
It’s been said before, but the Blue ring thing is possibly definitely a cuck thing. He wears both rings sometimes and he started wearing the Blue one when he mentioned trying Molly.

Odds are a lot of his overtly gay streams where he’s shirtless are where he dropped Molly. The angry ones after are when it wears off. I’m waiting till he reaches the threshold where he can’t feel happiness anymore due to overusing Molly. He’ll probably try coke and permanently fuck his dopamine receptors (cocaine is very close to dopamine in it’s structure and eventually inhibits dopamine binding, coke users need more and more cocaine to feel euphoria from the high).

Nick is an addict and like all addicts they need their ass beat before they can get a true “Come to Jesus”.
 
It might have been this. However, I'm more inclined towards the view that it was a call from Mandy/Dan, asking if Rekieta would represent him on a contingency fee basis in his forthcoming defamation action against Null and Sean/Positively Criminal.
no way.
'mandy' going to court would get 'her' doxed in official legal documents that are public record, which would kill 'her' woman larp forever.
 
I think the commenters brought good points here.
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Did they at least send Vic a free t-shirt?

It might have been this. However, I'm more inclined towards the view that it was a call from Mandy/Dan, asking if Rekieta would represent him on a contingency fee basis in his forthcoming defamation action against Null and Sean/Positively Criminal.
Sean is the hero we needed, dude just comes out and knee caps Ty while felting ManDan.
 
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