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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Here's the DM conversation between Gunt and Salvo, which Salvo showed on stream.

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Cad an Hell said:
It's nice to see what he is like 'behind the scenes' - he is paranoid and insecure.
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This has been known forever, however you're correct that it's still funny every time it's on display.

The fact that he's so assblasted over a spelling bee for retards is actually hilarious. He's a 40 year old man.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
Ralph has zero real life experience someone of his age should have. It's evident in how he talks about things in general.

When he is confronted with responsibilty he runs away from it as fast as possible.
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Because he's a spoiled manchild who lived with his mother until 37 and only moved out because he found a bangmaid mommy to take care of him instead. This is the first time in his life he is truly on his own.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Because he's a spoiled manchild who lived with his mother until 37 and only moved out because he found a bangmaid mommy died. This is the first time in his life he is truly on his own.
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Fixed. One of the funniest things that happened was when the uber driver exposed Ralph for using Sandra's debit card. He was so embarrassed, and still to this day he doesn't have a bank account.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Didn't he move out with Meigh before she died?
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Oh you might be right, I thought she died while he was in the process of courting Meigh and hadn't moved out of his private wing yet. I don't remember. You're correct, I just checked and she died 5 months after he moved to the Richmond crackshack. I completely forgot that he prioritized securing the horse bride over his dying mother and getting her to rent a home in the sex offender and prisoner re-entry neighborhood in VA.
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where's waldo
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
This has been known forever, however you're correct that it's still funny every time it's on display.

The fact that he's so assblasted over a spelling bee for retards is actually hilarious. He's a 40 year old man.
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Maddah of fact he already won the mini-Super Bowl and will soon place the Lombardi next to his bowling trophy. And he made $400 on his Lord Miles stream. He's winning so much, he may even get tired of winning. And he'll say, Please, please. It's too much winning. Not bad for a 40 year old man.Screenshot_20240210_225745_X.jpg
 
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Waifu Days said:
Imagine being in a spelling bee and thinking it's hard core.
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Imagine subsisting on Mexican street sandwiches that Hector the Torta Wizard makes with his sweaty unwashed hands and probably spits in specially for the fat gringo sex offender and bragging about eating like that. Maybe when he downsizes again and does IRL streams from a shared sewage pipe in India, he can brag about having access to bidis.
 
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