Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

What do you think they do between streams?

 

[Muze]

Fucking what, are you for real? Source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO0vYa0p1-E&ab_channel=BitesizeCobraVids ... long form video ... worth the watch.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

What do you think they do between streams?

Cobra probably tries to hide in the bathroom for any amount of peace an quiet. Imagine the fear he must feel as she knocks down the door and drags him back to the bedroom.

 

[lottalove]

A rerun of yesterdays first and now deleted stream is premiering right now

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Fucking what, are you for real? Source?

timestamped for you, welcome to the cobraverse

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

What do you think they do between streams?

Unspeakable horrors that even disgust the nameless ancient ones behind the stars and lying in the deepest seas.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Cobra probably tries to hide in the bathroom for any amount of peace an quiet. Imagine the fear he must feel as she knocks down the door and drags him back to the bedroom.

The amount of silence that would exist along with the fear would make Cobra look and react as if he were unstoppable, even with the fear of meth taking place in his body.

 

[Ponzo]

From reddit - "You Either Die a Sexy Goth Bad Boy, or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become the Fun Sized Felicia"

 

[AnOminous]

Cobes and his bitch: have consensual heterosexual intercourse.

Redditards: so infuriated by the very concept of consensual heteroseuxal intercourse that they call the police in a desperate attempt to stop it.

Redditards: the most homosexual faggots in existence.

 

[Giant Machine]

For posterity, a frame from last night:

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes and his bitch: have consensual heterosexual intercourse.

Redditards: so infuriated by the very concept of consensual heteroseuxal intercourse that they call the police in a desperate attempt to stop it.

Redditards: the most homosexual faggots in existence.

If they started an Onlyfans, the redditors would be the first in line to pay for it so they could make fun of Cobra.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

So much for "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell".
Well, I guess in this case it was the ""lady"" who told more than the gentleman, but still.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I hope this doesn't effect mead making, that's the funniest shit he has done in awhile to me.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

So much for "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell".
Well, I guess in this case it was the lady who told more than the gentleman, but still.

Well they are exploiting the loop hole that neither of them are Gentlemen, they barely classify as Human at this point but that's a whole other conversation.

 

[Captain Ahab]

She’s gonna be a lot of trouble. I’ve watched enough bodycam videos to know how crazy the next couple of days and weeks is gonna be. Josh better be praying to Sky God that her ovaries are dried up because bitch is gonna try to get knocked up. The moment he starts resisting her, she’s gonna show her nasty side. She’s the kind of woman that will call the cops on him and claim he raped or beat her. She’s also crazy enough to legit come at him with a knife. He has no clue what he got himself into for some bottom of the barrel pussy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I skimmed through their most recent stream and they seemed less hostile towards each other. Maybe that was by virtue of the chat being off?

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I skimmed through their most recent stream and they seemed less hostile towards each other. Maybe that was by virtue of the chat being off?

It was past midnight wasn't it, I think it was post sex and they were both tired so the crazy bitch was low on steam and there was a temporary cease fire.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did Clint even get involved in this at all? Was he actually the one who drove her to Josh's apartment? And did he talk to his BOY about the importance of consent and using protection?

 

[Frog Man]

From the sounds of their talk, Cobes released his venom. Wondering if he actually did get her pregnant.

Boglim baby arc. Horrifying.

 

[Stornoway]

>from Virginia (like Chris-Chan and BossmanJack)
destined to be an outstanding lolcow

And Kevin Havens, and Gorgeous George Yarid, and many more.

Something wrong with the water there.