Unpopular Opinions about Video Games

Yellow paint in vidya is fine. It's not because gamers are dumb either. It's because people tend to mark important shit with yellow markings IRL. It's probably one of the best ways to make a diegetic guide in a video game without jerking them around.

It's also useful because, well...

Only in a video game do you not always know if you can climb a ladder, or jump over a railing, or whatever. You can't assume that just because a ladder is there you can actually climb it, or that just because it looks like you could jump over a railing you actually can.

Sometimes it helps to point out to players when you're being inconsistent.
 
Suicide Squad kills the Justice League is just ok. It's not bad but not good either.
As far as woke esg products are concerned it doesn't even crack the top 30 of the worst.
I’ve got no desire to play it and I only watched the Batman death scene to see what all the hubbub was about. People were complaining about the game killing off the Arkham series Batman, as if the last entry in the series wasn’t a decade ago and if they wanted to make a new one they wouldn’t just ignore Suicide Squad, but I think most of the reactions are due to it being Kevin Conroy’s last (video game)Batman and having him get killed off.

I don’t know what else people were expecting from a game with the subtitle, “Kill the Justice League” other than the Justice League getting killed by a bunch of B-listers.
 
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the bear/man that the player can have sex with in BG3 is designed with furries in mind.
It was clearly played for humour and you would only get it if you explicitly seeked it out.
There was a choice of six 'relationship' scenes at the Camp celebration scene.

  • Stargazing with the amnesiac but pretty goth priestess.
  • Having a romantic magic lesson with the wizard.
  • Having casual sex with the alien warrior woman.
  • Dancing with the nice guy warlock.
  • Having a long non-touch night with the barbarian who's literally on fire.
  • Being bullshitted by the elf vampire.
You could keep the bear man human, but the live audience chose the wackiest option.
 
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So yeah, I'll defend it. It's not what the braying detractors like to make it out to be.
It's exactly what its detractors say it is. It's a degenerate game and the best its defenders can say is:

1) You can mostly not engage with the bountiful degeneracy
2) You can kill everyone you don't like

Like great, I can not have gay bestiality sex and can kill everyone. How does this make it not woke garbage exactly...?

The game is very good at... For lack of a better way of explaining it, tugging at the same heartstrings that some Ghibli movies tug at, like Kiki's Adventure. It's cozy and charming and makes you feel good. It's essentially a digital drug, but instead of playing off gambling addictions or something like some games do, it just continually tries to make you feel little twinges of happiness.
I don't remember gay marriage in any Ghibli film I ever saw.

Its like, gee, I wonder why creativity is dead, it is such a mystery.
Two reasons; libtards and gaming going mainstream.

The latter is responsible for shit like companies chasing GaaS and other garbage like that. It's hard to get creative when companies are only focused on pumping out 3rd-person over-the-shoulder cinematic experiences, open world borefests, and live-service games. The industry's insanely risk averse now, that's why you won't find the kind of creativity of the 5th & 6th gens anymore, except maybe with indies.

And you'll deny it all you want but the other problem is Wokeism. It compounds the above issues, so now not only will you only get those kinds of ganes listed above, but they'll ALSO be gay, black, and barely disguised propaganda.

The problem isn't people noticing the problem, as you implied.

Have you played it?
That's by far the worst counter-criticism. You absolutely do not need to play a game to know it sucks. There is 0% chance I go into it and fall in love with its "diversity" and millennial humor.

I could bet my life there's Marvel-esque quips littered throughout the game and "quirky" characters everywhere. Fucking no.

What's more, both sides keep getting caught being hypocritical about it. From 90s "family values" politicians getting caught sucking dick in a gay bar, to lefties like Vaush being caught with anime porn despite condemning it. "Lady doth protest to much" is a real thing.
Those two scenarios are insanely different and entirely incomparable. Lefties as a whole don't condemn anime nor porn (in fact they're the most pro-porn side and many love anime), unlike how all 90's style conservatives who promote family values oppose LGBT.

Also, the politician sucking dick on the down-low is still doing the right thing as a politician by promoting goodness despite his weakness for vice and sin in his personal life; he clearly can distinguish between what's good and bad, and he hides what he does which actually reinforces the point further, ironically.

If an anti-drug advocate is exposed for drug addiction then only an idiot would conclude drugs are good from that. "What a hypocrite, wtf I love drugs now!"
 
GTA5 was shit, GTA3, VC and SA were superior, and if cars didn't handle like shit in GTA4 I'd say that game was better too.
I generally agree, but I found Vice City a little weak. San Andreas was the best of the three, though I played GTA3 first, so that's my personal #1.
 
I generally agree, but I found Vice City a little weak. San Andreas was the best of the three, though I played GTA3 first, so that's my personal #1.
I'm not a GTA guy at all, but VC had a really cool aesthetic going with its 80's vibe.

After this long, autistic argument over what exactly was the first game where you could dip your character's dick in somebody else's hole (probably one of those Atari porn games), fact remains it's coomer bait.
No, see, you can choose not to have big gay black orgies, so it's not.
 
The most appropriate joke here is "denial isn't just a river in Egypt, honey".
Says the guy who's denying that a game that lets you fuck bears is appealing to furries.

Again, at least with Juhani's case, her dialogue amounts to ''I care about you'' which can be taken either way. Telling a man to transform into a bear before fucking you cannot. The man even warns you that it's dangerous and he can't fully control it, yet the player can still choose to do it. How else can one interpret that scene?

You've gone from "games didn't have explicit scenes until BG3"
I didn't say that. What I said was that other RPGs were less explicit than BG3, which is correct. Mass Effect gives you a shot of a bare ass, ME2 and Witcher 1 pan out as the sex scene happens, KOTOR 1 and FNV black out the screen. Witcher 2 and 3, Cyberpunk, and Kingdom Come Deliverance are explicit, but that's not the norm. BG3 is more like the latter four than the other games.

, to "none of those scenes involved bears". When called out on moving the goalpost from point A to point B, you instead moved it to point C, "games didn't have explicit scenes until BG3, except for the Witcher series". When I called you out on that, you moved it from point C to point D, "those games came out after mass effect 1", which was never the goddamned argument.
I said that ME1's sex scene at the time of its release was rather unique. In 2007, most of the games that you stated that had explicit sex scenes did not exist yet.

Which doesn't mean the game was "clearly designed for" that.
The game designed that scene to appeal to furries, which is what I've been saying.

Just as how Mass Effect 1 designed the Asari to appeal to straight males who like sci-fi. Doesn't mean girls can't get into Mass Effect too, especially since the game has Kaidan, and later, Garrus, Thane, and Jacob, to get the girls wet, but that particular aspect of the game, that being the Asari's design, obviously appeals to straight men.

Leave. The fucking. Goalpost. Alone.
No. Because again, that is the point that people harp on. Again, it's not bad per se, but it is a point.

"DOA is a game clearly designed for people with a fetish for guys in metalic alien gimp suits", because one costume of one character is a guy in a metallic alien gimp suit. When by your own judgement, it's a game for men who like women with big anime titties.
I suppose that one small part of the game is designed for guys/gals with a fetish for dudes in metallic alien gimp suits. But most of the people who buy DOA for its aesthetics are men focusing on the girls with double-d mammaries. Which again, doesn't change the fact that the bear-fucking scene in BG3 was designed with furries in mind.

It was clearly played for humour and you would only get it if you explicitly seeked it out.
There was a choice of six 'relationship' scenes at the Camp celebration scene.

  • Stargazing with the amnesiac but pretty goth priestess.
  • Having a romantic magic lesson with the wizard.
  • Having casual sex with the alien warrior woman.
  • Dancing with the nice guy warlock.
  • Having a long non-touch night with the barbarian who's literally on fire.
  • Being bullshitted by the elf vampire.
You could keep the bear man human, but the live audience chose the wackiest option.
Yes, and in the same vein, you can choose to ignore the sex scenes in Mass Effect, particularly the ones with Liara, Ahsley, or the Consort in the Citadel. Doesn't mean they aren't there, and that they mostly appeal to men. Or lesbians, if you play as a female character then slog Liara.

After this long, autistic argument over what exactly was the first game where you could dip your character's dick in somebody else's hole (probably one of those Atari porn games), fact remains it's coomer bait.
My point exactly. I mean, you can totally ignore the famous sex scenes in Mass Effect and play Shepard as a completely celibate person, but that doesn't mean that the romance options aren't there.
 
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After this long, autistic argument over what exactly was the first game where you could dip your character's dick in somebody else's hole (probably one of those Atari porn games), fact remains it's coomer bait.
I'd guess it would be 1981's Softporn Adventure. That's at least the earliest notable one I know of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Softporn_Adventure

It's a game about, you know, sex, but it's entirely about sex. It was nice back when games didn't throw out-of-place coomershit into the middle of an RPG that's otherwise not pornographic. That being said, I'm playing through Like a Dragon 8 right now, and it sure is great how Seonhee has a cute little crush on Kiryu, and they didn't, you know, instantly pork each other the second they got the chance. Because that would be creepy and gross.

Man, I'm completely checked out of western RPGs at this point, anyway. Newest one I've enjoyed was 2016's Darkest Dungeon, but even that's really drawn out and got to be a slog before I even finished it.
 
I'd guess it would be 1981's Softporn Adventure. That's at least the earliest notable one I know of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Softporn_Adventure

It's a game about, you know, sex, but it's entirely about sex. It was nice back when games didn't throw out-of-place coomershit into the middle of an RPG that's otherwise not pornographic. That being said, I'm playing through Like a Dragon 8 right now, and it sure is great how Seonhee has a cute little crush on Kiryu, and they didn't, you know, instantly pork each other the second they got the chance. Because that would be creepy and gross.

Man, I'm completely checked out of western RPGs at this point, anyway. Newest one I've enjoyed was 2016's Darkest Dungeon, but even that's really drawn out and got to be a slog before I even finished it.
Not sure how early this was, but it was one of the early "Graphical" ones.
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2) You can kill everyone you don't like
Being able to kill everyone in the game world is basically a gimmick. Sure, it's fun, but mechanically, not sound, since you'd wind up killing important questgivers. Unless you're playing as a homicidally evil character, it doesn't really benefit you, and even when you're playing as a bad guy, it doesn't do much outside of you roleplaying as a complete lunatic. But a lot of RPG fans really like that option, so they'll defend a game to the death if it has that.

Like yeah, sure, when I played Legion in FNV, I went to every NCR base and killed every single son of a bitch I can find, every trooper, officer, and ranger. No hesitation, no mercy, Anakin-style. It was fun for an hour, but it really didn't do much outside of me just being a homicidal maniac slaughtering every person.

In my parlance, if the game has that option, good. But if it doesn't, I really won't lose sleep over it. I mean, sure, I hated Maven Black-Briar, but not being able to kill her didn't really ruin Skyrim for me. Just as not being able to kill the inhabitants of Little Lamplight didn't ruin Fallout 3 for me.
 
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No, there isn't. You made it even more clear you have no idea what you're talking about.

This is dangerously close. I'm heterosexual, I'm not interested in Faggot Gay'd 3some.

Being able to kill everyone in the game world is basically a gimmick. Sure, it's fun, but mechanically, not sound, since you'd wind up killing important questgivers. Unless you're playing as a homicidally evil character, it doesn't really benefit you, and even when you're playing as a bad guy, it doesn't do much outside of you roleplaying as a complete lunatic. But a lot of RPG fans really like that option, so they'll defend a game to the death if it has that option.

Like yeah, sure, when I played Legion in FNV, I went to every NCR base and killed every single son of a bitch I can find, every trooper, officer, and ranger. No hesitation, no mercy, Anakin-style. It was fun for an hour, but it really didn't do much outside of me just being a homicidal maniac slaughtering every person.

In my parlance, if the game has that option, good. But if it doesn't, I really won't lose sleep over it. I mean, sure, I hated Maven Black-Briar, but not being able to kill her didn't really ruin Skyrim for me. Just as not being able to kill the inhabitants of Little Lamplight didn't ruin Fallout 3 for me.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that you can kill everyone, but that doesn't exactly solve the problem. That shit shouldn't even be in there in the first place for me to want to genocide all NPCs.
 
This is dangerously close. I'm heterosexual, I'm not interested in Faggot Gay'd 3some.
None of those are quips and you have no idea what you're talking about. This is embarrassing, you literally scrambled to google something to prove your point and even by your own admission failed to do so. If you don't throw out "opinions" towards things you know nothing about you won't look stupid, I'm willing to bet that video you linked is the first time you've ever seen anything from the game. And its what? 6 lines in a 80+ hour campaign?
Just as not being able to kill the inhabitants of Little Lamplight didn't ruin Fallout 3 for me.
This one is an issue just because they're a direct obstacle and one of your choices would otherwise be to just shoot through the place if you failed the speech check. It's incredibly restrictive and the concept of a child army makes no sense in the setting anyway, they would've grown up already.
 
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None of those are quips and you have no idea what you're talking about. This is embarrassing, you literally scrambled to google something to prove your point and even by your own admission failed to do so. If you don't throw out "opinions" towards things you know nothing about you won't look stupid, I'm willing to bet that video you linked is the first time you've ever seen anything from the game.
Sure sounds quippy to me. And looks gay as fuck and sounds even gayer than fuck. No, the first thing I saw was gay bear sex and the cover of the game covered in fags & niggers, which was more than enough.

Anyway, I guess I better play the latest Madden, I don't like football but I haven't played it so I can't make observational calls.
 
Anyway, I guess I better play the latest Madden, I don't like football but I haven't played it so I can't make observational calls.
Again, this shows ignorance. Madden is a computer game whatever sport is the framework for the game's rules is irrelevant to said computer game. Madden has varied greatly in quality over the years and has many nuances between them. But in your brazen stupidity you think "it football so it bad" despite it being one of the most popular series ever made. You'd never be equipped to tell me what the benefits of any of them are but here you are saying something stupid again. (ps2 2004 is the best btw)
 
Again, this shows ignorance. Madden is a computer game whatever sport is the framework for the game's rules is irrelevant to said computer game. Madden has varied greatly in quality over the years and has many nuances between them. But in your brazen stupidity you think "it football so it bad" despite it being one of the most popular series ever made. You'd never be equipped to tell me what the benefits of any of them are but here you are saying something stupid again. (ps2 2004 is the best btw)
You can give me the best and worst Maddens and I will hate them equally. In fact, the worst one might be more interesting.
 
You can give me the best and worst Maddens and I will hate them equally. In fact, the worst one might be more interesting.
Annual releases had a big collapse early 2010's onward, for whatever reason devs couldnt keep up any longer, could be higher graphical quality, nobody knowing how to program anymore, budget cuts from clueless execs, less people buying the same garbage, loot boxes, or some combination of the above. We saw it with all major annual launches, ass creed, CoD, Battlefield 3/4.

In fact I wanna know why games take so long to make now, can't be graphics because even games like metroid, ratchet and clank 4 with cartoon graphics take forever. But yea that's what caused the sportsball collapse basically everything after 2012 is buggy, impassioned garbage. In fact if you look at modern madden the graphical quality has gone down which has helped devs focus on the game again. 2024 is pretty decent. Custom plays finally got to shine which turns it into more of a strategy game rather than just runner on receiver with hard reads on fakes, that micro game of chicken is still there but now with grander scale in mind.
 
In fact I wanna know why games take so long to make now, can't be graphics because even games like metroid, ratchet and clank 4 with cartoon graphics take forever.
Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom exemplifies this issue. It's probably the absolute best example actually, glorified DLC that took longer to come out than other fully different entries in the series before it, despite those actually being wholly new games on competitive hardware.

Switch is a damn PS3 Pro basically, and yet this DLC game took twice as long to come after BotW as it did for Twilight Princess to after Wind Waker. I think there has to be some kind of issue.
 
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